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talebender

@talebender.bsky.social
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🇨🇦 Husband, father, grandfather. ✏️Author, ✏️Poet, 🎶 Singer Writers write. Each one differently. There is no magic method or daily word count to suit all. There is only one maxim: writers write. www.tallandtruetales.blog

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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Love you, Linus!” “Love you, Marcie!”
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Blind? Not us! We found it!”
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Obviously not a no litter zone!
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Hmmm…new dress or new broom?”
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In the USA, yes indeed! Here? No! 🇨🇦
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Prez is canvassing for votes.
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Let me tell you about Ozempic!”
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Fingers crossed there’s no garlic!”
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“It’s a trampbovine, right?”
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So tragic that the ‘land of the free’, which for so long has unembarrassedly proclaimed itself the ‘leader of the free world’, has to worry about election interference! Sic transit gloria mundi! Alas. 🇨🇦
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kermit’s kinky grand battement!
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ansel…oops, I mean Ursa Adams!
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Davy got a new cap!
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎶 …feed your Clau-au-aude! 🎶
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A cuppa joe? No, no, no! tallandtruetales.blog/2026/09/25/j...
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Java Jive
The weekly prompt from my Florida writers’ group was ‘coffee’, and this is my submission. I hope you’ll enjoy reading and listening to it. Among the disappointments in life …
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“It should be right about here!”
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"What's good for the goose.....URK!"
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“I prefer catnip to cowlick!”
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The irony is that the US was founded to be done with a ‘mad king’, and now you’re foundering in thrall to a ‘mad king’! Alas. 🇨🇦
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The irony is that the US was founded to be done with a ‘mad king’, and now you’re foundering in thrall to a ‘mad king’! Alas. 🇨🇦
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The irony is that the US was founded to be done with a ‘mad king’, and now you’re foundering in thrall to a ‘mad king’! Alas. 🇨🇦
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The irony is that the US was founded to be done with a ‘mad king’, and now you’re foundering in thrall to a ‘mad king’! Alas. 🇨🇦
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The irony is that the US was founded to be done with a ‘mad king’, and now you’re foundering in thrall to a ‘mad king’! Alas. 🇨🇦
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The irony is that the US was founded to be done with a ‘mad king’, and now you’re foundering in thrall to a ‘mad king’! Alas. 🇨🇦
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Purr-fectly still!
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Did they finally drain the swamp?
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If we had him, he’d have been charged and convicted a long time ago. The rule of law prevails in our parliamentary democracy. 🇨🇦
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I gotta adjust the mirror first!
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Artificial feline!
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Power buds as a tease, flowers as an aphrodisiac, lingers as an entitlement, languishes as a circling of the drain, and then some day…eventually…if you wait long enough, evaporates like a sigh of regret. The US needs to jump in with fresh contributions between the second and third of those.
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"There's no silver slipper under here!"
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“What is it?” “Dunno! Maybe AI?”
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A flambe bomb, eh?
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Cocka-doodle-do in the loo!
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Amurricans ask how it could have happened in Germany. You’re finding out in real time. Alas.
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Overweight, overpaid, overrated!
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
🇨🇦 The thing about Canadians is that, despite the ravings of the malignant cretin in the White House against us, if an attack on the US happened again, we would come to your aid again. 🇨🇦
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
🇨🇦 The thing about Canadians is that, despite the ravings of the malignant cretin in the White House against us, if an attack on the US happened again, we would come to your aid again. 🇨🇦
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🇨🇦 Canadians came to New York to help, and welcomed stranded Americans in Gander, Nfld. Now, some of us ask why? Alas. 🇨🇦
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“I wanta be a wolf cub!”
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Like lemmings to the sea…..
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Amurricans always do the right thing…..but only after trying everything else first. Alas.
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“First draft done! Now, the edits…”
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Great question.....with no simple answer. It may be generic to our species.
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Racism is America’s terminal cancer. Alas. 🇨🇦
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“My work here is done!”
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It’s sad! But what’s sadder is that so many Amurricans who see the world this way—a win/lose dichotomy—will eat it up. They soon won’t have much else to eat, alas! 🇨🇦
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It’s sad! But what’s sadder is that so many Amurricans who see the world this way—a win/lose dichotomy—will eat it up. They soon won’t have much else to eat, alas! 🇨🇦
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Jock talk shock!
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talebender @talebender.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Closing on sixty….. tallandtruetales.blog/2026/09/07/d...
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Diamond Jubilee
In 1967, Canada’s 100th birthday, it seemed everyone had a centennial project. I was no exception, but mine was intensely personal. I married the young gal who had captured my heart four years earl…
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