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takeme-leaveme

@takeme-leaveme.bsky.social
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Chaos Witch✨ Hella Femme 😘💄💅🏽 Queer 🌈 🤍🖤💜 Baddie Feminist 🙇🏽‍♀️ Behavioral Scientist | MBDS, UPenn '25 Jaspurr and Junipurr's Mom 🐈‍⬛x2 😻 (Check out my Cat in my Lap series!!) *all the crazy skeets are my niece, she's a poet* 🤭

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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 4h
The scream when you accidentally step on your cat's paw really hard 😭😭😭 <<<< But it's almost sort of their fault bc they walked right in front of you on purpose 😑😑🙃
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 14h
Venus Rx is really gonna fuck w my head this time I can tell 😭😭
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OKSOTHICK. @sayitaintsoph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Burnout is so scary cause when it creeps in you’re overdue for recovery and likely unable to take the time you need to get back right
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 17h
Me begging Jaspurr to not sniff in my mouth tonight bc I had a really intense dental appt today. IDK why he's like that, but literally almost every day for the past 5yrs I've had him, he sniffs in my mouth every morning and afternoon. It's how he identifies that it's me, I guess 😆🥲😰😂
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 18h
I'm on my knees begging for this
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I need to stop going to the dentist and then going to work, this is psychological torture 🥲🥲🥲
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Camera roll for sure, it's just all Jas and Juni and the stupidest memes you've ever seen in your life. My search history makes me look like I don't have 2 graduate degrees or common sense at all 🙃🙃
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sabihslife.bsky.social @sabihslife.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Marked safe
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lord, I miss my Nana so badly, I wish she was still here. I would tell her she was right about that 8:30p bedtime 😂🥰🕊️
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me tonight, 1/2 a sweet potato 3 jackfruit nuggets, a pack of seaweed snacks and 2/3 a pint of cookies and cream ice cream 😆
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am not emotionally ready for winter this year ohhhh god😥😥😥😰😰😰😰
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every day I have a no spend day I'm really proud of myself. Not today tho, but one of these days I may have another no spend day
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pull that 🍆 out on the skyline if you want to, I will report your ass, IMMEDIATELY ‼️
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm just gonna pray a lot and do a lot of reversal spells and penance when I finally separate from this job bc I feel like I've put out harm into the world 🥲🥲🥲
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've put out so much bad karma in this job, I hate this for me 😭💔😒
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FUCK PRIVATE EQUITY ‼️
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whenever a white man tells me he has had "fortuitous circumstances" in his career, I just want to scream NO IT'S PRIVILEGE, you pos😤😤😤‼️
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Having a pizza bagel for breakfast bc I've obvi lost control of my life 🤭
Pizza bagel 🤤
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jas and Juni's Halloween costumes came in today lol
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Ari @unaruppokkmajinyan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I save yall from a lot of depressing posts lol you're welcome
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Maestro de las Sombras @philosmonstrum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oct Scorpios lay the cover fire for the real heat to slide in
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think I need Jackson Galaxy himself to come to my apt to affirm that my cats are playing w each other and not fighting and even then I might not believe it 🫩😒🥲
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck the anti-vaxxers who are bringing back outbreaks of eradicated diseases‼️ TF you mean I can't go to the dentist unless I affirm I've had the measles vaccine bc there's a widespread outbreak in PA? What the actual fuck is going on?
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oop never mind, the period just showed up early lol everything makes sense now
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Ace Ventura Oh My
ALT: Ace Ventura Oh My
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All I've eaten today is snacks and cookies and cakes bc I'm down bad 🥲🥲😒
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everybody canceled their plans w me today, chat am I fucking cooked?
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My mom tryna talk to me about her marriage problems and how I understand bc I've been in relationships before. Babe I don't play that heteronormative shit. 😤 Again, even my own mother IS THE RULE and not the exception🗣️
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm always like "why the hell does it sound like a babbling brook in my apt" and it's always just their water fountain turned on for the next cycle 😭😂😂😂
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Girl I don't wanna hear ya fucking relationship drama Me to my mom 😒😒😒
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The way my parents make me clean up their messes between them 😒😒 I'm too fucking old for this shit!! And they wonder why I haven't gotten married. Look at what was modeled for me 🫩
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's a #Caturday standoff 😂😻
Jaspurr looks down at Junipurr, they are deciding who will attack first 😂😻
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ah fuck, we're completely out of dry food. Wet food for the next 5 days it is 🥲🥲they are gonna get so spoiled
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lei. | #ProtectJho @l3ibra.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
i want my spark back.
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's oveerrrr, my Chinese food today was $15 for ONE ENTREE . . . . . wut
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok but also I shared with a career advisor that I have 2 kitties at home and I have to be with them and she heard that I have 2 KIDDOS at home and she made the following advice around life planning. And you know what, yeah girlie I do have to plan my life around my cats, that's right 😻
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When the food at the conference is bad 😦😦 Can't even say it's mid, this did not taste good lol
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I found out yesterday that one of my neighbors in my building got taken by ICE at his asylum hearing 💔💔💔 I'm so upset to hear this!!!!
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My mom said she wants to live to be 112 years old. I said um it was literally 83°F today on October 1st. I'm sorry, babe, I don't think any of us are gonna make it much longer 😒🫣😦
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am in constant fight or flight, like my nervous system just cannot calm down 😭
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Currently craving a really, really good soft pretzel 🥨
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like it's really hard to keep up w my own healthcare but shit really starts to fall apart when I feel like the kitties might be sick too. I can't manage it all 💔
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was feeling so sad and then I remembered I made brown butter oatmeal raisin cookies for myself last night after work Now feeling less sad 🥲🥲🥲
Brown butter oatmeal raisin cookie, it's the size of my hand lol
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😤😤 me actually yelling at Jaspurr to finish the breakfast he fucking begged me for
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me working until my computer dies and then I have got to go‼️
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Tam and friend outdoors
ALT: Tam and friend outdoors
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026
Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”
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Alamode2 @hagenish.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
White people are ridiculous They think we are going to take voting queues from Nicki Minaj while she wears an emergency wig?!?!?!??!?? Whilst married to the most raggedy man you can find???
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every day I'm here is one day closer to my last dayyy 💯‼️
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takeme-leaveme @takeme-leaveme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck this job ‼️‼️
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