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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF

@takel.gryph.one
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Cybersecurity gryphon, leftist, pansexual disaster. Old enough to complain about back pain. He/him. PFP by @fleeks.art. Banner from art by @blindcoyote.bsky.social. 🔞 b/c Horny on Main. fursona.directory/@Takel

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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 22h
Takel (an anthropomorphic gryphon) doing the Sickos meme
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 05/10/2026
Takel (a gryphon fursona) doing the Sickos meme
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 05/10/2026
had to dig it out of archive.org for obvious reasons but i'm still pretty proud of it
A screenshot of a quoteskeet from Twitter (before Elon bought it). It says "Benjamin Constant calling out Immanuel Kant" above a thumbnail of a post tagging @VGAdvisor.The quoted tweet from the previous image, now with the image properly visible. It's from Puyo Puto Tetris 2 and shows Arle saying "If no one's following your rule, then it was probably a dumb rule to begin with!" to Squares.
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 04/10/2026
new (well, a couple months old) addition to the canon
UP THE SHUT FUCK!
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 02/10/2026
* second expansion for the most played MMORPG * takes place in the frozen asshole of the world * has a literal god as a raid boss, but not as the final raid boss * bigass dragon temple * ancient complex that's actually a prison * rep grind is key part of endgame they're basically the same
EverQuest: The Scars of VeliousWorld of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 01/10/2026
until January this is the closest i'm going to get to playing a Falconer or Zephyr or whatever the new birb DPS job in #FFXIV gets called
A Final Fantasy XIV screenshot of a male Hrothgar machinist with grey-black fur and black hair with red highlights, wearing a fancy red suit and looking off into the distance. A bluebird is sitting on his shoulder, facing the camera.
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 28/09/2026
and a photo from that very PPV of him trapping Will Ospreay in the Brutalizer, because all I can really do is share memories
PAC holds Will Ospreay in his submission finisher, the Brutalizer, as referee Aubrey Edwards watches to see if Ospreay taps out.
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 28/09/2026
dug up the sign from All Out 2024 that I still had for some reason for one final tribute to a true Bastard sucks to keep losing legends like this
See more of PAC at OnlyBastards Dot Com
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 25/09/2026
might as well do that #My9Games thing; I'm mostly focusing on ones that had some level of lasting influence on me my9games.com/en/s/579e6f4...
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 13/09/2026
i'm playing Rowlet in a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon TTRPG with some folks and we settled on Team Avalanche for our name the FFVII jokes were, of course, inevitable 🎨: @notepoch.bsky.social
A Cubone with a substitute head for a skull wearing a cape and carrying Cloud Strife's Buster Sword, saying "What's an ecoterrorist?"The same Cubone from before (but without the buster sword) talking to a Rowlet with Barret Wallace's gun arm for a leg. Rowlet is quoting a famous FF7 edit.

Rowlet (as Barret): People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)
Cubone: Huh?
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 10/09/2026
you can still make jokes and memes without the actual death image for example
The "change my mind" meme but with Charlie Kirk's head crudely pasted over Crowder's. The sign at the table now reads "I'm Still Alive, Change My Mind".
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 07/09/2026
touch grass, touch grass, and jesus christ touch grass
Made over 30 replies yesterday
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Joined Nov '24
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 05/09/2026
this bit of trivia has been stuck in my head for about ten years now and it will probably never leave (flagged as graphic because technically cw: suicide reference even though it's pretty mild as those things go)
The epic handshake meme. The arms are labeled "edgy 2000s relationship advice" and "an actual Final Fantasy XIV boss theme for some reason", and the handshake itself is labeled "kill her then yourself".
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 02/09/2026
except for the KH stuff, it is
A Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Jon and Garfield are walking up the path to the house. Jon has a pompadour and is wearing a blue outfit with zippers all over it.
Jon: Y'know, Garfield, the more zippers a man has, the more macho he is!

Panel 2: The two are now standing outside the front door as Jon poses with his arms outstretched.
Jon: Take a gander at this outfit. It has six gajillion zippers!

Panel 3: Jon is patting himself down as Garfield stares into the camera. Both have worried expressions.
Jon: Now where did I put my keys?
Garfield: This could take months!
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 01/09/2026
here's a map of what Michigan's districts used to look like compared to what they look like now you might notice some pretty significant changes to the 3rd District's borders -- coincidentally, those borders went into effect in the same election that put Scholten in the House
A map of Michigan's congressional district boundaries from 2013 to 2023. The gerrymandering is noticeable in several district borders.A map of Michigan's congressional district boundaries since 2023. The weirdly shaped borders are largely gone.
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 01/09/2026
i'd say the great vault did well by me this week
Voracious Heart of Ula'tek
Item Level 305
Upgrade Level: Hero 1/6
Soulbound
Unique-Equipped
Trinket
+127 Critical Strike

Use: Bite the heart and embrace the ravening hunger, gaining 333 Strength or Agility for 20 sec.

While the hunger persists, gain a very high chance to devour a morsel of your target with every attack, dealing 9,195 Physical damage and further increasing your Strength or Agility by 37. (1 Min, 30 Sec Cooldown)

Sell Price: 52g 17s 5c
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 31/08/2026
if you really want to dunk on modern-day China I'd recommend this panel instead
Fidel Castro saying "We have no choice but to abandon Communism." From The Simpsons, episode 5F14, "The Trouble with Trillions".
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 27/08/2026
then what country were you referring to when you said "other countries don't even have the concept" in this exchange
Nina O'Neill 💉🏥🚔 @cosmomante.bsky.social· 4h
I'm not american so maybe I am misunderstanding the concept of a slur, but isn't it supposed to be an insult used against an oppressed group? It's not like any insult is s slur, right? Why is an insult against an inanimate object being considered a slur in this case?


the fool @agnoster.net · 2h
What does a slur do for the person using it

Like what is the neurobiological purpose of a slur


Nina O'Neill 💉🏥🚔 @cosmomante.bsky.social · 1h
I'd say none, as slurs are a purely cultural phenomena and other countries don't even have the concept.
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 25/08/2026
as @zachweinersmith.bsky.social can explain, it's not www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hominem
A cartoon of an elderly man saying "It was NOT an 'ad hominem'. An argument is only ad hominem if it suggests my characterization of you discredits your argument, shit-for-brains." to a younger individual.

At the bottom, a caption reads "Learning the difference between an ad hominem and an insult has been life-changing."
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 24/08/2026
“If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.”
I think it's an altered Final Fantasy XIV screenshot that shows the Genie from Disney's Aladdin if he was an Elezen? Honestly I don't even remember what the original context of this image is, so I apologize to anyone checking the alt text for answers because your guess is as good as mine at this point.
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 23/08/2026
this continues to be bluesky.jpg
Black Mage No 32
"What's a 'joke'? Is it scary?"
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 22/08/2026
Takel doing the Sickos meme
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 20/08/2026
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 11/08/2026
my x-files rewatch has led to me creating this and i apologize to absolutely none of you
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 01/08/2026
#huntertheparenting chapter 6 spoilers without context
Belgian wafflesA "Dogs Playing Poker" paintingThe design from TeamFourStar's "Alexander Anderson: A Catholic Crusader" T-shirtAn image labeled as "Oar vs Paddle: Know The Difference"
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 31/07/2026
i got a leaked copy of the D&D/WoW crossover
The cover for World of Warcraft: The Roleplaying Game, which used the d20 System ruleset (Dungeons and Dragons Third Edition)
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 28/07/2026
it's time to go OLD SCHOOL
A load screen for EverQuest Legends
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 23/07/2026
Takel (an anthropomorphic gryphon) doing the Sickos meme
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 23/07/2026
🎨: @emilycreative.bsky.social
Takel (an anthromorphic gryphon) holding a Poke Ball. A Rowlet is sitting on his shoulder and nuzzling against his cheek.
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 22/07/2026
"QTP with a movie with a budget of over $100 million that has been completely and utterly forgotten."
The poster for the 2010 Disney film "The Sorcerer's Apprentice"
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 15/07/2026
the final death knell for the usefulness of Google Search will be when it doesn't do this
A Google search for "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down", returning information about the film Speed (1994)
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 13/07/2026
it had to be done 🤼
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 11/07/2026
In This House
we know that this is my hole
and it's always MidSommaR
we don't tolerate SICKOS nor MAIDENLESS BEHAVIOR
our outie listens to DEATH GRIPS
and mains Faust
we love Mandy and her COLOR OUT OF SPACE
and when you add Kurt Angle to the mix,
we face God and walk backwards into Hell
We keep our Blades in the Dark
and we Do Believe it: it's a Friday once again
we commit CRIMES OF THE FUTURE
because Our Flag Means Death
we get the Wordle in three
we wait for Third Impact
hitting Everything Everywhere All At Once
16 feet through the announcer's table
we don't have to do anything any more
ever, never, ever
we always say "Ring-a-ding-ding, baby"
because this House always wins
we could make this place beautiful
because it has good bones
and one more thing:
we rewatch The Sopranos
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 10/07/2026
if you see this post an Archer
Sterling Archer, from the series Archer (2009), holding a compound bow.
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 07/07/2026
that's one more vote counted for @abdulelsayed.bsky.social and one for @jocelynbenson.bsky.social because like fuck am i voting for a country sheriff to become governor
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 07/07/2026
posting this now so that we all have it ready when the time comes
A photo of Mitch McConnell captioned "CLAIMS TO BE PRO-LIFE, DIES ANYWAY"
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 07/07/2026
i'm not as familiar with world cup etiquette as i should be, but as a US citizen i believe it's well in keeping with established tradition for me to post something like this on social media today
BELGIUM IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY,
IT IS AN ULCER IN THE SHAPE OF A SWAMP!
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 06/07/2026
Lord Inquisitor Fyodor Karamazov from Warhammer 40,000, sitting on his Throne of Judgement. The caption reads "Dominique?"The same image as before, but zoomed in on Fyodor. Fyodor now has glowing red eyes. The caption reads "Ready the Exterminatus".
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 04/07/2026
sometimes the skeet pairings are just perfect
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST
dick's nice and all but clean your room you nasty bitch!

Eric Schwartz
Exactly, only ONE. As you know, Chaz has two (one for each million). 🦈🎉
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 02/07/2026
i figured out what to do with my Grand Rapids Griffins hat when i'm not wearing it
A plush gryphon sitting on the back of a chair. A hat for the Grand Rapids Griffins AHL team is resting on its head and upper wings.
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 01/07/2026
absentee ballots is plants (also, vote @abdulelsayed.bsky.social)
A partial photo of a Michigan primary election ballot. The Democratic side is filled out. Abdul El-Sayed's bubble is circled for Senator. Below that is the vote for the MI-3 House representative, which is a write-in for "Hangman" Adam Page.
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 30/06/2026
A Telegram sticker of Takel (an anthropomorphic gryphon) looking down at a sheet of paper with a slightly horrified look on his face.
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 28/06/2026
it's not Mythic, but it's still a cool mount #worldofwarcraft
A World of Warcraft screenshot showing a bunch of people on the Tenebrous Harrower mount (obtained from the achievement "Glory of the Midnight Raider").
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 27/06/2026
consider this my way of saying "no hard feelings"
A photo of Culver's employees captioned "the only blue lives that matter"
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 26/06/2026
my only real opinion about Air Conditioning Discourse™ is that at this point it's basically just this meme
Me when an American says something negative about America: a burning flag behind held up by two guys with bandanas over their faces.
Me when someone from England does: Patriot Wojak.
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 25/06/2026
♪ Buttadeus, Buttadeus ♪
♪ Buttadeus, Buttadeus ♪
♪ Oh, Buttadeus ♪
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 25/06/2026
deltarune chapter 5 spoilers without context
PineapplesOfficer Jake Marshall from Phoenix Wright: Ace AttorneyThe core cast of Seinfeld sitting together in a cafe.The iconic shot of Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia standing in front of a conspiracy board with a wild-eyed look on this face.
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 25/06/2026
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 24/06/2026
The "then perish" meme image
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Takel, Six Ravens in a Bloody Trenchcoat 🔜MFF @takel.gryph.one · 23/06/2026
NICE CATCH,
BLANCO NIÑO

BUT TOO BAD YOUR ASS GOT
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKED
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