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claudia

@take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social
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she/her | torontonian | elder millennial/fandom dinosaur | half-baked ideas and typos, probably | formerly hibbleton on LJ, currently takemesomewherenice on AO3 | 🇵🇸

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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
i agree
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
no seriously why can’t i stop reading books that make me laugh out loud when they’re not supposed to
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Liv would hate this, he thinks, when his new coworker’s fingertips linger a moment too long on his forearm, her lips pulled into a smirk after he declines her invitation for after-work drinks. 
He freezes, eyes widening, and Tia’s gaze drops down to his hand, to the glint of gold there. She raises her eyebrow. “Ah, I see.” She turns to leave. He hasn’t moved. “Goodnight, Elliot,” she tosses over her shoulder.
Every Madonnina he passes on his walk home gazes at him with shame.
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
i don’t know why i’m stuck in this time period but #eo #wednesday100
Elliot hadn’t noticed when the space between his thoughts of her began to grow, how they’d faded from a mantra to an intrusion: whenever he explained his employment history, whenever someone mentioned New York, the first time he opened the balcony doors in his Roman apartment, the first time he met Tia. 
The first time Tia flirted with him, her name came to mind. Not his wife’s.
It’d been weeks, though. He doesn’t remember the last time he thought of her. He hasn’t heard her voice in nine years.
He’s staring down the loaded barrel of a mafioso’s gun. 
Olivia.
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
i've lately been unfortunately addicted to reading astonishingly bad romantasy novels and 1) i cannot believe the glowing goodreads reviews on some of these; 2) the bad reviews that compare them to fanfic, like PLEASE you have no idea how good fanfiction can be compared to some of this garbage
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
all the tropes are here!!!
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
imagine having to go undercover and the most inconspicuous name you can think of is persephone
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
🫢
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
re-read rec! hey siri play #1 crush archiveofourown.org/works/502091...
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Kayla @bensonstabler8.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
YEAH
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a man in a white shirt and tie stands next to a woman in a blue dress
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie stands next to a woman in a blue dress
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
choose your own season #eo #wednesday100
“So we’re looking for a guy who,” Elliot feigns checking his notepad. “Smells good.”
Olivia shrugs. “You didn’t have to press her like that.”
“We’ve got nothing else to go on.”
“Some people just–” Olivia leans toward him and takes a deep breath in. “–smell good. It’s indescribable.” Elliot freezes, watches while she steps away and walks ahead like nothing happened. He can tell his skin is red from his brows to his shoulders. 
“Come on,” she tosses over her shoulder. “Let’s go back and review the tapes again. Maybe we missed something.”
Elliot follows, his spine a little straighter.
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
i still think about this brown pantsuit
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
i’m not the one who stabbed the captain with a pickle
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
read a WSJ article about the doormen of manhattan which led me to a lil search and some doorman POV recs: the west side grand by ella_menno archiveofourown.org/works/53404414 the doorman by @ombcapt.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/36865549
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
soft chris era is my favourite chris era 🧶
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SBEO @sbeo.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
It’s been a MINUTE, but the world’s on fire and I’ve had this written for ages, so here’s a little update for you ❤️ archiveofourown.org/works/471881...
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
does a voice in your brain ever just go 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚’𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈 out of nowhere or
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maris crane @earlsofrisk.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
chapter 6 of the holiday special #eo enemies to lovers AU(ish!) fic #eofic archiveofourown.org/works/61002685…
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kat @humanveil.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
okay well. very short and mostly gen, but it involves sad and angry s1 babies, so i'm still frond of it #eo archiveofourown.org/works/61380205
archiveofourown.org
101 Ways to Die - humanveil - Law & Order: SVU [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
stay cozy, butterfly people #chriska
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
who's on the phone? 🤔
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
mood
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
what level of broken brain is reading two books in ten hours that are not even objectively GOOD books (entertaining, yes)
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
“‘Ghosted’, what does that mean?” Tia asks, tapping her index fingernail on the text message transcript that came in from Interpol this morning. Elliot’s throat tightens.
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
just a brutal past few days at work!!!
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
@flowerinyourcup.bsky.social happiest of birthdays to you! sorry to hear it's also a sick day 🤧🧁🎉
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maris crane @earlsofrisk.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
chapter 4 of the holiday special #eo enemies to lovers AU(ish!) fic #eofic archiveofourown.org/works/61002685…
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
almost forgot to #chriska
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
that time of year again
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
i need to figure out how to knit and read fic at the same time 🥲
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
woke up thinking about portland by wonderwait
Excerpt from Portland by wonderwait: 

The rest of the week they spend taking walks and going out for dinner. He sucks the chocolate off the corners of her mouth and drinks a glass of Hennessey every night with her just because he can. He shows her off when they go out to buy groceries and he makes her breakfast in bed one morning. He pushes his body to its limits seeing just how much sex he can have in one week and so does she. 


It's so easy. 

But then, everything about Portland is easy.
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Lauren @mldritsme.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I need to learn to do my #wednesday100 writing on Tuesdays lol. This seems to be a consistently busy day for me. But I got it done! #eo #eofic
Screen shot of a 100 word fanfic drabble by MldrItsMe that reads:
“Liv. It's time. Don't you think?”
Olivia looks down at Nicky, who's happily drooling onto her lap. At least he's not going to ask her uncomfortable questions. 
“I just—” Amanda says. “When Sonny was in that bodega, terrified as I was—”
When the pause lingers, Olivia looks back up. Amanda's eyes are welling. She bites her lip. Shakes her head.
She continues quietly. “It was a relief. To not have any regrets.”
Nicky burbles. Olivia thumbs his cheek. 
“If that was the end, we left nothing unsaid.”
Amanda arches a brow. “If it was Stabler, could you say the same?”
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
linking hands in three different decades is kinda crazy right? #chriska
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rena🖤 @sassbewitched.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
good mornin to the mean muggin coworkers of the world
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
#wednesday100 #eo ❄️ salvaged from the cutting room floor of last year’s christmas fic
Olivia likes to work over the holidays. The city is quiet, and when the wind whips up any snowflakes that fall, it almost feels magical — until a call brings her back to earth. 
She’s been at the one-six for a week when Elliot asks about her plans for Christmas. It’s small talk in the car, not meant to be loaded. 
“Oh, I’m not—”
“Sorry.” He glances over, apologetic. “Shouldn’t have assumed.”
“It’s not that. I just… don’t have plans. I told Cragen I’ll take the call shift.”
“He was givin’ it to ya anyway.”
Olivia grins. It’s easy with him.
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
can anyone tell what my listening habits are
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
starting to get cold out there #chriska
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
(on the subject of benson/keller) i'm partial to this one bc, well, it was written for me lol surreallis.livejournal.com/676305.html
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
well there went monday #chriska
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
i’ve genuinely lost count of how many mackage coats olivia benson owns at this point
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
oh nothing, just listening to terrible love by the national and taking the line "it takes an ocean not to break" too literally
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
i will not be sharing it publicly but i finally recorded a video of him singing this and it is the cutest thing on the planet 💕
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maris crane @earlsofrisk.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
first two chapters of a little holiday special #eo enemies to lovers AU(ish!) fic #eofic #eofanfic archiveofourown.org/works/610026...
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Lauren Shippen @laurenshippen.com · 01/12/2024
the five stages of finding a new ship: 👀👀👀 hyper-fixation ao3 tag every song you hear reminds you of Them ao3 tag but with lower standards and the secret sixth stage: writing fic
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
five: “mama, if you give someone your heart, do you die?”
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
now why does this —
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
when your child understands french and also takes things literally me: “c’est la vie!” her: “no!!! it’s not the life!”
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claudia @take-me-sw-nice.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
scrolling through #chriska pictures makes me feel better when i’ve been having a day™ at work
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