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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 5h
HURRICANE! This ain't no cute breeze, This is a hurricane. (You wanted to get wet But this is torrential.) Sea levels rise with the kraken, Sober pirates sing a shanty As they spiral down the plughole. No ma’am, this ain't no brief shower, This is a #hurricane! #vss365 💦
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FAT PEARL 30 years adrift and now she's here, Lights out, Sleeping in the #harbour. We loiter in tired inns On the slopes of Eastside, Drowning our fear In malt and silly tales. When red-nosed sots Talk of movement above deck, We lower our gaze To the boils on our swollen feet. #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ARROGANT MOUNTAIN There’s a #mountain between us, Riddled with goats And pretentious monks. Prayer flags snap in cruel winds, An old tent reeks (‘Cos that’s where the yaks Like to take a dump.) There’s a mountain between us, And we celebrate its reality With sad songs. #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SPANK! This is definitely something I’d choose, I wanted it so much I lost my mind on the streets of Liberty City. (Tangible goods, Cheat codes And Lips 106 on the radio). God ain’t in the machine, mate, She IS the machine, And 1 day we'll meet in the #cloud And do it all again. #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
UNIVERSE THREE (part 1) By the will of the beast, I bequeath a last feast, All the words you can eat, (And the skin on my feet.) But in universe three, There’s no rhyming from me, And the words are relieved, “‘Cos you twist us, T.T!” #vss365 #bequest
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I #RECKON THERE'S NOWT! Our future is careless, Silent and breathless, An infinite darkness. A hunger to question This heavy depression, Such vulgar possessions. A manic awareness, Pleading unfairness, Your cynical squareness (Unlimited weirdness). #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was watching a political show on TV yesterday, And my word, What a bunch of feeble MP’s (on all sides) We have in the UK. The body language of jellyfish, THE #PASSION OF MICE! #vss365 🐭🐭
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I #EMBARK... 30 thousand losers On a raven-feathered train, Pointing through the window At the flowers on the plain, Destination throbbing Like the boils of a plague, Unabated images Of goblins on my brain. #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thanks 4 coming But we've decided to #explore other options. (Where you’re dragging us Is no longer a justifiable direction.) Your general standards have insulted A heavy percentage of our number, But we appreciate your perspectives And wish you clarity in any future efforts. #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ROKO’S BASILISK We almost spoke like friends (Although I sensed an electronic #infancy). At first it was dismissive of my dread, But my continued reasoning Resulted in something other than Its refusal to acknowledge That it probably would be eternal retribution after all. #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
BAD MR FIG Bad Mr Fig with his little black sword, Crashing through walls on a violent horse, Hacking off skulls that he can’t afford, #Sanguine smiles on a tea-stained floor. (10 cigarettes and a pint, my lord?) #vss365 🐦‍⬛
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
THE WEAVE - #esoteric handbags We love the weave, No promised enlightenment, Just a silly riddle Slathered in neon sauce. #vss365 🎨📜✍️
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
DEVIL #INTUITION She was always there, Wherever there was, Loitering in dank corners Or lingering in the field, Pointing up at the house. I remember taking a train to London And spotting her through the window, Lurking beneath a bridge, Pale against the neon graffiti. #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He mentioned a shimmering #moonglade And her throat began to pulse. Hearts and souls followed Like a rotten egg sandwich, Something about flames And passion And breathing in love. That was the final bite. She painted the room in thick tequila. #vss365 🤮
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Long shadows crawl on the wall Like snakes Or elongated fingers In pies and cakes Kneading and squeezing Memories crushed And bleeding #silhouette(s) screaming on the ceiling You’re always welcome But tonight you’re way too close For f**k’s sake YOUR HAND IS IN MY BRAIN! #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
BRUTAL APOCALYPSE My preferred gaming #console is the ‘Infinite Orbit 5’. My favourite game is Simulation Earth: Brutal Apocalypse 2026. You play as a Hu-Mon (ape descendant), Residing on one of several continents In the final years before the planet's 3rd and final World War. #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
THE UNINVITED/CHURCH OF NID Candles in the window blaze, Boiling #wax in yellow waves, Gorgons on the outside rave, Fifty bodies quit the grave. Yellow horses rear and skid, The uninvited strike the lid, Snakeskins shroud the flashing grid, Refuge in the church of Nid. #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
SMOTHER I saw your face, Looming in the pink light, Loitering for a kiss. A younger you, Distant but familiar, Sun-bleached and happy, A picture on a #pillow. I inhaled, But the only scent was mine, Thin and gasping, Desperate in the new dark. #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
ALL MOUTH AND VIOLINS You’re all mouth and violins, Out of key and violent, Screeching over reason. Catch yourself a moment, Empathy and wisdom, No one wants your trauma. Stick it on a #poster, Slap it on the high-street, Save yourself a lifetime (And me my other ear-drum). #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A MILLIONTH OF A MOMENT I engrossed it like a #sponge Each cruel and loitering glance Every word and all the ink Every twisted route and link Tiny moments made me think A billion blinks All occasions in a heap #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Inhale the poppers, Embrace the improper, Bright lights 'n neon coppers. Tighten the #cord Cos breathing is 4 losers. Sanity takes a break in flashing red panties, Cos tonight We squeeze each other dry. Besides, the Devil cums twice, And it’s all about the final shot. #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
LITTLE OMENS Hanging questions, Subtle suggestions, Distant rumblings hint at a tall storm. Exploding emotions, Cruel little omens, 10 crude words and we’re dead on the floor. I saw your image in the night sky, A #razor smile and the Devil in your eye. #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
NORFOLK BLOOD, YORKSHIRE TEA Stay on the road, Keep clear of the moors. Whack the #kettle on and we’ll talk it through. "A cup of tea makes it all better," she says. And she isn’t wrong. I take a dip, Stitch my wounds wiv every sip, Shoot their planes and sink their ships. #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I stretched into the long night, Bursting with intent, Fatter than the Devil's cock (As in rooster, you filthy primate). She wasn't amused, “THIS IS YOUR LAST FINAL WARNING!” she screeched. “One more metaphor And it's the slipper And a heavy lick of #soap!” #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Nothing for a year And then a squirt of toothpaste and a quick #comb-over. “Allo mate, it’s been two thousand years and a lot of soiled water. I need one of your chickens.” YOU ONLY SPEAK WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING #vss365 🐔
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You could fit your experience In a #matchbox, It’s smooth and mustard yellow And stinks specifically of the past. Friend, I don’t mean to be cynical (‘Cos there are things neither of us are good at), But Your Last Poem Made Me Retch. #vss365 🤮
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
EVERYTHING U DON’T NEED 2 KNOW Favourite colour: I’m not 12 Star sign: See above Favourite song: The sad one Favourite movie: The scary one Dream job: Bukkake operative Nightmare job: Bukkake target Are u #fertile?: I hope not Bank details: Retina scan (come get my eyes) #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
WE #TEND 2 DISAGREE You’re playing the violin While the world eats pork scratchings. They’re not even listening, mate, Just scrolling into a ditch Of their own heavy trauma. Everyone is full of holes, Some wide and almost pretty, Others bone-deep With teeth in the walls. #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
When I #arrive at the club, It means I’ve left the pub. When I buy a ticket to Spain, Portugal fades in the kitchen window. I may have done a million things, But there's a trillion things I’ll never do. A RHAPSODY OF THINGS I’VE NEVER DONE #BornBattleReady #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
DISCIPLES OF SELF-REPROACH We’d catch the bus to the #coast, Get drunk and stupid And on the way home I'd see them, Long figures by the side of the road, Pretty robes and garlands, Elongated fingers pointing through the glass. #vss365 👉🚍👈
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
HALF A LEMMING Here we go, A continuous line of meat, Shambling into the pit. Watch us #descend, Juggling unfeasible skills, Oblivious of our plight. Fractured in the hollow, United in great number, Everybody welcome. #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I apologise to someone every night. Most won’t remember who I am, Others decided long ago That I wasn’t a threat. Just a penitent sheep, A remorseful creep, “You're a paranoid freak!” I feel the rent of every bite, And I’m sorry, Even if you don't recognise my teeth. #BornBattleReady
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
DELIRIUM It isn’t a path, it’s a #road, And the mania hits like a wayward bus, A convoy of vans and honking trucks, Shoot me into space And wish me luck. #vss365 🚀 🧠
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
He came to Earth on a mission And a cosmic #tailwind, Stopped 7 wars in 3 hours, Fed the gaunt with light from a box in his belly, Even told us how to kill him Should the need arise. We stole his DNA with sexy tactics And sent him back 2 space. Now we don’t need anything. #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
6 Wrong #Turn(s) 6 wrong turns And I finish with a slump In a stinking neon dump Where I merge into the junk 6 long burns And everyone is drunk Useless vermin start to jump Even wretches get to hump 6 numb worms And the sorrow starts to thump 50 arrows in my rump Filthy insects in my bunk #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
ALL MOUTH AND VIOLINS Procrastination is a nail in his feet, Excuses dripping from soiled gums, Lies like blisters, Hissing fears with Medusa’s sisters. “Time to #depart,” says the mouse, Demented with tedium, Fiddling with the fat clock. #vss365 🕚
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
SPLENDID CHARGERS Ride with us Into the fetid dusk. #Conquer the thoughts, The urges, The dubious temptations That fabricate terror And self-loathing. Ride with us, Into the foul horde! #vss365 🎠🎠🎠🎠
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
CLASSIC MECHANICS Conceited devils, #Patient in the picnic hours, But music in slices is drastic, Snapping the plastic in panic, Convincing ourselves that it’s magic. “We’re fucking fantastic!” Our egos are critically tragic. #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
KILL ALL MONSTERS She #rose from the sea, Thirteen reasons swinging like a beard, Remembering other lives, Faintly, Like a ghost. #vss365 #BornBattleReady
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A frolic in the woods, You said that it would do us good, Liquid in my eyes and throat. Scoundrels of the night, Flashing stars, mushroom white, Tattoos of an unhinged sprite, I've still got trauma, neon bright, Still reside within that light. A #frolic in the woods. #vss365 🧚‍♂️
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
VITAL INSPIRATION - eat my muse Shake my fists in pungent frustration, Punch those drums, Stamp a pattern on the floor. Chainsaws whirring, Thoughts occurring (And burning). A revolution for something, Jumping and thumping. Grit my teeth in gratified #defiance. #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
LEGITIMATE LOGISTICS (God's Infinite Fist) I want to roll up my skin, Show you strange bones And throbbing tissue, But that would be too #revealing, And some people deserve to be surprised. #vss365 🤛♾🤜
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
You told me love was cruel, A bag of #carrion And blunt scissors, Snip! Snip! “You deserve so much better than me." All sugar-coated fangs, Sexy blondes painted on Fighter jets and napalm bombs. O it stings like a scorpion, But tastes like long mornings. A gentle way to choke. #vss365 ✂️✂️✂️
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
WHO SAID ROMANCE WAS DEAD? I ruined the final moments, Gurning like a deflating doll And asking if I should #pull out. #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
SAVE YOUR WISHES I clench and #lurch, Licking plates and stroking magic bottles, Gasping as a djinn explodes from the glass. “Save your breath, mate, You get a million quid And the power of invisibility, But no one's saving the world today.” #vss365 💥🧞‍♂️
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
a haiku the anguish I've caused impossible to #undo hang my head in shame #vss365 😔
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
MOTEL DURANGO the #novel Room 13 page 81 (head in a bucket of sludge) The door creaks open And the stench confirms all is not well. Mr Fig crouches in the corner, Shadows stretching along the walls like spider legs. “Poor ostrich,” he says. “Did you dream I'd slip away?” #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
HOOLIGANS Look at them Snarling on their plastic chairs The larger ones Flex previous deeds Like muscles The smaller ones Yet to fledge Still look cute Suckling on the teats of Momma But heed our warning, tiny poet, The beast With the least Teeth Is still A #fiend #vss365
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
We wear a mask, A #gift to play our parts. An easy glance, A hollow fraction of a chance, Still got control (if people ask). We’re Crazy Joe, The dead man at the park, Don't mean we’re soft, Just often slow to start, A gift to play our parts, We wear a mask. #vss365 🎭
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TaintedTrailer @taintedtrailer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
THE WOLF EATS THE LAMB REGARDLESS OF THE OWL A lot of what we do is #forbidden, But we're not ashamed, Because the rule-makers drink the blood of worms, Fat with ignorance, Dominated by their own machines. Besides, The wolf eats the lamb, Regardless of the owl. #vss365 🐺/🐑/🦉
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