Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still, er, a pig 130
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Man, you gotta watch out for them Rhino's, they're horny. 000
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Vote for me and I’ll give everyone 5,000 sausages each, honest. 010
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Oi, where’s piggy? Been sticking his snout in the trough perhaps? 000
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Haha. It’s the blank-look stare. He reminds me of Joe 90 but without the strings. 011
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Yep, sure easy to spot, unique even, no one can believe it - although parking appears to be a problem for some proud owners: 010
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I believe they are so far gone there is no coming back. 110
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 17/07/2026One word. Explains who he is and everything that’s wrong with our governance system. 000
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I just got a good deal on this beauty. I do have a little trouble parking it though. 010
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Travel Advisory: The Heard and McDonald Islands are next, apparently. A spokesman for the Department of Anyone Want a War? Said: It’s about time we showed the penguins and seals who’s boss round here. They will not be allowed any nuclear weapons unless they allow us to build a runway. Bc ships. 000
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Hey, steady, I love my dumpster man. It’s hot, hot hot. 010
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Beauty is clearly in the eye of the beholder - and if you know how to park. It also has a following amongst dumpster enthusiasts. 010
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Can Melanie come to the wedding please? She’s bought a new hat for the occasion. 020
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I disagree. I surprisingly managed to get hold of one of these beauties for a very low price. We’ve only been out in it once. I ran over the mother-in-law whilst reversing but I’m sure I’ll get the hang of it soon. The fam enjoyed driving with our red caps on - no one can see who we vote for. 020
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 05/06/2026When you can't reverse without hitting something, best to seek out a wide-open space. And yes, beauty must be in the eye of the beholder, for sure. 000
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I notice England are playing cricket at Lords, London (since 1787). How civilised. Arguably the apotheosis of a civilised society. Compare that to people kicking, pinching and smashing their opponents to a pulp, for the president, as we ‘celebrate’ America 250. How far have we actually come? 000
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I’m thinking 35, yet she doesn’t look a day older than 84 in recent photos 010
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Sure. It’s coming. The wheels are coming off the clown car. Time to get the stocks out soon. Lots of them. 120
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Dear world: we are so sorry, this is not who we are. 140
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Yep, they’ve even got their own T-shirt. I would not be surprised if they think what’s going on is perfectly fine and acceptable. 000
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 08/03/2026And we may ask ourselves, how did we get here? www.brookings.edu/wp-content/u... 000
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Mr Potato Head. Master of any disguise. Are they related? 010
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 04/03/2026There are two types of Gnomes. Miss Gnomer’s and the real Gnomeland Security. 020
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Jeezers Creepers! Just when your economy is totally in the gutter along comes a more than 15% price increase per barrel, in just one week. Vlad says: Comrade Dumpski, you my man bro-ski! Keep it going then we have nice penthouse suite for you wid dem panoramic windows. 011
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 25/02/2026And the honest and brave president of Ukraine spoke yesterday too. Leading his nation in the face of an horrendous and relentless onslaught Not asking what his country can do for him - and his friends - but doing whatever he can to save his country from dictators. A role model of integrity. 031
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 25/02/2026You can fool some of the MAGAs some of the time and all of the MAGAs all of the time but no one could have thought you can continue to fool all of the MAGAs every day - now 10 consecutive years and counting… 010
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Having listened to RICO supporters calling C-Span, I can confirm there is no sign of intelligence and therefore no hope for them They continue to praise tariffs and believe egg prices and groceries are lower and that Frankepstein files are a hoax This is beyond obtuse. Not sure we can ever move on 000
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 20/02/2026The scandal of this administration has become an incredulous, mind-boggling and global embarrassment. It is also incomprehensible that people who could put a stop to this choose not to. Who would want to invest here? How can anyone trust us? They all have to go, however long it takes. 0214
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Apparently you can never have enough of a good thing because enough is never enough. 020
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 16/02/2026They really don’t and are not looking to disguise their contempt. The genius has got a picture of Vlad in The Oval, next door to his vulgar, Ceausescu sized mausoleum, and the SoS is visiting Vlad-supporting Hungary, a country of 9m yet the most corrupt in Eu. Deportation centres an ominous sign. 110
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Lord of The Files succumbs to Lord of The Lies Decent people, at least, are horrified 020
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Nad says: It’s too much. I’m so timid I had to cross the street! Enough. Time to send in (what remains of) the British Army! ‘Those ghastly people who need to wash their hair won’t like it up em’. 010
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Antony Beevor's book: The Spanish Civil War. First para: ...were the last free elections for 40 years - (once dictator Franco took charge) Third para: The depth of feeling was too strong on either side to allow democracy to work Note: RICO party are looking to rig elections and stoke hate BEWARE 000
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Not entirely, this one just came back from the movie. 191
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Looks like some friends did turn up to see the movie after all: 000
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Now then, anything left to destroy? Economy? Trade? Farmers? The dollar? Alliances? Ukraine? NATO? Neighbours? Civil Discourse? Media? Truth? Facts? The Law? Constitution? American Dream? Hope? Our children's future? Law enforcement? Integrity? Reputation? Citizens? Let's ask Vlad. He'll know best 010
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Trump to Roberts: ‘Thank you again. I won’t forget’ Mr Roberts, can you explain what it is you have done that Mr Trump has really appreciated and will never forget? Just asking on behalf of 240 million people who did not vote for him. So please share, don’t be shy. m.youtube.com/watch?v=n7bu... 02910
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Icelandic locals remain hopeful of receiving protection from imminent inter ballistic missile attack from Russia or China. Also want to avoid the tariff treatment those pesky penguins got. They have one key question: Is Dear Leader Numbnut still in charge? 010
Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Trump to Roberts: ‘Thank you again. I won’t forget’ And we will never forget what Roberts has allowed to happen to this country. 010