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Tail Wagging Dog

@tailwaggingdog.bsky.social
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People First. Try thinking, it's fab. 75m voted D; 77m voted against their own interests and 89m eligible voters chose not to vote at all. Presently, the future is not bright, it's dark orange.

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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still, er, a pig
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Man, you gotta watch out for them Rhino's, they're horny.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Vote for me and I’ll give everyone 5,000 sausages each, honest.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oi, where’s piggy? Been sticking his snout in the trough perhaps?
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Say what?!
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Haha. It’s the blank-look stare. He reminds me of Joe 90 but without the strings.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hot diggerty. Who wouldn't want one?
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Yep, sure easy to spot, unique even, no one can believe it - although parking appears to be a problem for some proud owners:
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I believe they are so far gone there is no coming back.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
One word. Explains who he is and everything that’s wrong with our governance system.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I just got a good deal on this beauty. I do have a little trouble parking it though.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Travel Advisory: The Heard and McDonald Islands are next, apparently. A spokesman for the Department of Anyone Want a War? Said: It’s about time we showed the penguins and seals who’s boss round here. They will not be allowed any nuclear weapons unless they allow us to build a runway. Bc ships.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hey, steady, I love my dumpster man. It’s hot, hot hot.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Late entry:
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Beauty is clearly in the eye of the beholder - and if you know how to park. It also has a following amongst dumpster enthusiasts.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Can Melanie come to the wedding please? She’s bought a new hat for the occasion.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I disagree. I surprisingly managed to get hold of one of these beauties for a very low price. We’ve only been out in it once. I ran over the mother-in-law whilst reversing but I’m sure I’ll get the hang of it soon. The fam enjoyed driving with our red caps on - no one can see who we vote for.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
When you can't reverse without hitting something, best to seek out a wide-open space. And yes, beauty must be in the eye of the beholder, for sure.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I notice England are playing cricket at Lords, London (since 1787). How civilised. Arguably the apotheosis of a civilised society. Compare that to people kicking, pinching and smashing their opponents to a pulp, for the president, as we ‘celebrate’ America 250. How far have we actually come?
Lords cricket ground,London
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The American People have spoken.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Has he stopped telling lies yet?
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I’m thinking 35, yet she doesn’t look a day older than 84 in recent photos
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Sure. It’s coming. The wheels are coming off the clown car. Time to get the stocks out soon. Lots of them.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Dear world: we are so sorry, this is not who we are.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Wives are also no longer required.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Yep, they’ve even got their own T-shirt. I would not be surprised if they think what’s going on is perfectly fine and acceptable.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
And we may ask ourselves, how did we get here? www.brookings.edu/wp-content/u...
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Mr Potato Head. Master of any disguise. Are they related?
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Back to ignomey.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
There are two types of Gnomes. Miss Gnomer’s and the real Gnomeland Security.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Jeezers Creepers! Just when your economy is totally in the gutter along comes a more than 15% price increase per barrel, in just one week. Vlad says: Comrade Dumpski, you my man bro-ski! Keep it going then we have nice penthouse suite for you wid dem panoramic windows.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
And the honest and brave president of Ukraine spoke yesterday too. Leading his nation in the face of an horrendous and relentless onslaught Not asking what his country can do for him - and his friends - but doing whatever he can to save his country from dictators. A role model of integrity.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
You can fool some of the MAGAs some of the time and all of the MAGAs all of the time but no one could have thought you can continue to fool all of the MAGAs every day - now 10 consecutive years and counting…
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Having listened to RICO supporters calling C-Span, I can confirm there is no sign of intelligence and therefore no hope for them They continue to praise tariffs and believe egg prices and groceries are lower and that Frankepstein files are a hoax This is beyond obtuse. Not sure we can ever move on
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The scandal of this administration has become an incredulous, mind-boggling and global embarrassment. It is also incomprehensible that people who could put a stop to this choose not to. Who would want to invest here? How can anyone trust us? They all have to go, however long it takes.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Apparently you can never have enough of a good thing because enough is never enough.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
They really don’t and are not looking to disguise their contempt. The genius has got a picture of Vlad in The Oval, next door to his vulgar, Ceausescu sized mausoleum, and the SoS is visiting Vlad-supporting Hungary, a country of 9m yet the most corrupt in Eu. Deportation centres an ominous sign.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Lord of The Files succumbs to Lord of The Lies Decent people, at least, are horrified
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Nad says: It’s too much. I’m so timid I had to cross the street! Enough. Time to send in (what remains of) the British Army! ‘Those ghastly people who need to wash their hair won’t like it up em’.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Antony Beevor's book: The Spanish Civil War. First para: ...were the last free elections for 40 years - (once dictator Franco took charge) Third para: The depth of feeling was too strong on either side to allow democracy to work Note: RICO party are looking to rig elections and stoke hate BEWARE
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
You rang? Vot want now you?
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Not entirely, this one just came back from the movie.
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Looks like some friends did turn up to see the movie after all:
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Now then, anything left to destroy? Economy? Trade? Farmers? The dollar? Alliances? Ukraine? NATO? Neighbours? Civil Discourse? Media? Truth? Facts? The Law? Constitution? American Dream? Hope? Our children's future? Law enforcement? Integrity? Reputation? Citizens? Let's ask Vlad. He'll know best
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Trump to Roberts: ‘Thank you again. I won’t forget’ Mr Roberts, can you explain what it is you have done that Mr Trump has really appreciated and will never forget? Just asking on behalf of 240 million people who did not vote for him. So please share, don’t be shy. m.youtube.com/watch?v=n7bu...
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Icelandic locals remain hopeful of receiving protection from imminent inter ballistic missile attack from Russia or China. Also want to avoid the tariff treatment those pesky penguins got. They have one key question: Is Dear Leader Numbnut still in charge?
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Tail Wagging Dog @tailwaggingdog.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Trump to Roberts: ‘Thank you again. I won’t forget’ And we will never forget what Roberts has allowed to happen to this country.
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