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Tailor Maede

@tailormaede.bsky.social
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pronouns (name/it) ProDom, Witch, Writer, Scholar, Educator, Gardener, and Autist. Black Lives Matter Trans rights are human rights Land Back - Free Palestine ACAB - Crush ICE justfor.fans/TailorMaede cashapp: $TailorMaede venmo: @TailorMaede

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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Am I pruning and weeding my housemates garden naked? Yes Did the black berries get me in the dick? Also yes 😭 BUT There’s about to be roses all over this haus! Don’t forget transphobia is not pretty like these roses. Neither is racism, Islamophobia, or ableism.
A bouquet of pink and orange roses in a modern, white vase against a backdrop of cedar trees. Tailor is making a goofy face while taking a selfie, naked in the yard.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
This is the point I just stay home. 😆 Sleeves are bullshit! You know what else is bullshit? Transphobia, Islamophobia, racism, and ableism. Pride started as a riot. We need more of THAT energy and fewer sleeves!
Tailor is looking into the camera over its glasses like a disapproving dad. The tank top Tailor is wearing says “make dildos not war.”
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
They got their gender affirming care!
Graffiti that says, “Horsey HRT”
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
What’s your sign?
A sign for a fine jewelry store with a woman who has an anthropomorphic monkey bent over her lap as she spanks it. The store’s name is “Spank The Monkey”
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
All of this thread is spot on. People hold neurodiverse folk to a standard of “normal” that we then internalise. We 👏🏻 are 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 broken 👏🏻 The societal pressure to integrate into this ableist system is in fact you being complicit in ableism. Fix your hearts and perspectives.
A digital drawing in comic form depicting a beefy bear of a man and a small man. The first frame is the bear with arms spread welcoming a hug and the label of “me” designating the small man.

The second frame is the bear hugging the little man, face in the bear’s tiddies, and the bear is labeled “you.”
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
If you told me 23 years ago I would eventually allow my therapist to walk through my childhood trauma, I’d have laughed and asked if you were high. 3 years ago I said, “Ok. Let’s do this.” Therapy may feel daunting. Your trauma may feel huge and overwhelming. You got this! If I can, you can.💜
Dolly Parton in a white dress, holding and aiming a shotgun. The words “on my healing journey” are written across the photo.  She has a beautiful and calm smile on her face.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
If you see this, post a picture from your device without explanation.
A spray-painted stencil graffiti of a chimpanzee drinking a soda from a straw and holding french fries.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
What are you waiting for? It’s not gonna suck itself.
Tailor is lounging in the sun on a towel surrounded by tall grass. Peering over sunglasses, Tailor’s look is sassy and smug as you have a full view of Tailor’s furry body and cock.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
This is your not so gentle reminder to not be transphobic, racist, Islamophobic, or ableist. Also it’s #MonochromeMonday #mcm
Tailor has a smug look while wearing a dog bone hanky as a head cover and a shirt that says, “skip school!”
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Come sit with dad and listen to the gawd damn birds having a noise ordinance violation. Fucking bird orgies... Also remember kids, don’t be a fucking transphobe.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Fuck war! I want more dildos.
Tailor is standing on a patio with a dense forest in the background. Tailor is wearing a shirt that says, “Make dildos not war!” under a black, grey, and white striped cardigan.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Metis says, “Hi!”
Metis and Tailor taking a selfie in shirts that say, “Make dildos not war!”
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
When the only thing that can change my life is money, and I have no way of making money, it doesn’t matter how many people are “glad I’m still alive” because I can’t afford to keep living. We need to start asking if forcing people to endure living is morally right. Thoughts and prayers don’t help
Tailor has an inquisitive look with a braided beard wearing a purple robe and grey stocking-hat.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Just me thanking the Sun for foxgloves. Don’t be fucking transphobic!
Tailor is standing in front of several pink, tall foxgloves. Tailor has a cute grin while looking skyward into the bright sunshine.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
In lighter news the results are starting to come in. Science has ruled no syphilis. Stay tuned for rulings from the local Science Board on gonorrhea and chlamydia. Get tested regularly and often. (this message brought to you by your local, horny dad) Also don’t be a fucking transphobe.
Tailor is sitting on a fallen tree by a small river. A smug grin is on Tailor’s face over a shirt that says, “This is otter nonsense,” with a cute cartoon otter looking grumpy.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
You, me, just the breeze and trees. 🫂
Gazing down a river in the woods with a path leading off to the right.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Spotted across the street from my clinic. Always and forever ACAB Don’t be transphobic!
stencil spray paint art of a cop in body armor having the back of his legs being patted down by a small girl in a dress and an ak-47 leaning behind her
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I’m just out here snorting a train while looking for a boot-licker. Don’t be a fucking transphobe!
Tailor is standing by the waterfront in a purple head scarf, sunglasses, and a tank top with a graphic of a man licking boots.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Chat. I need help. I have many questions I will not say in the outside voice. What does this even mean?!?! 😧 Also don’t be a fucking transphobe!
Graffiti on a railing that says, “HORSEY HRT”
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
It would be awesome if someone Venmo’d me $10 for this foot content. Link in bio. 💸💵💰 Also don’t be a fucking transphobe.
Tailor is sitting naked on the edge of the water.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
This is on my daily walk in the woods. I know bitch. I don’t need a reminder. I’m in the woods to do just that. Also don’t be a transphobe.
Tailor is lounging against the concrete side of a bridge. The wall is covered in amazing graffiti art. Next to Tailor is an excellent yellow letter tag that says, “DETOX”
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I’m having the best date I’ve had in a very long time, and I’m solo! Kale and carrot ramen with a side of Blue Eye Samurai. Don’t be a fucking transphobe!
A bowl of ramen in the foreground. The screen above it has Blue Eye samurai playing a scene with a woman, angry, staring straight into the camera. Her hair is wet, and her makeup running down her face.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Take a minute to just sit with me. Also don’t be a transphobe.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Tailor is naked, beard braided, in the kitchen with a muppet grin. Tailor’s light blue coffee mug says, “O have the vocabulary of a well educated sailor”
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
There are two flags that will send me into a mindless rage. The white supremacy flag for obvious reasons. The other is the Ally flag because what it really says is, “I support queer people but my internalised homophobia causes me to fear anyone thinking I am one of them.” You are not an ally!
The Ally flag. It has a background of black and white stripes with an upside down rainbow V
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
When my IRL friends join bluesky and ask me if I’m on it
Tailor messages, “Fair warning I post hole and pole on main. 😝”

The friend responds,”hahahahahaha”
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I was home 30 minutes from my grippy-sock holiday, and the first thing I needed was to he nude in the woods. Remember peeps and puppers, self-care is important. Also don’t be a fucking transphobe!
Tailor is sitting nude on a log on the side of a stream in the woods. A bridge can he seen in the distance and Tailor’s beard is braided.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
If my ebay account is older than you….don’t be a fucking transphobe!
Image of Tailor’s ebay name soy_guapo with member since 2002 below it.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Imagine you’ve got that perfect pic of a shallow river in the woods along the trail. You’re gonna make a great post. Then BAM! Pupper and I photo bomb ruining your whole moment. Which of you mischievous puppers are gonna go for walkies with dad? Also don’t be a fucking transphobe!
Tailor and the pokemon Zygarde, who looks like a black and green dog, are photobombing a beautiful nature scene.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
One of the perks of being a client of mine is random texts like this gem.
A message Tailor sent saying, “I walked through nettles in yoga pants, and those bitches got into my pants and my knee is on fire! 

Thinking of your big, dumb dick.”
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Huge mistake! I shoulda used a filter.
Tailor is lying nude on a log totally exposed to the trails running along the river. Same photo but in noir black and white filter.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
My therapist said I need to take more nudes in the woods. Honest. I’m not a huge fan of task-oriented therapy homework, but I’ma try it for science.
Tailor is lying nude on a long totally exposed to the trails along the river.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I needed some sunshine. It’s crop-top season!
Tailor is grinning in the sun with big headphones on. Tailor’s beard is in a bun over a green crop-top that says, “Bearded, Inked & Awesome.”

Below the crop-top Tailor’s furry belly makes a cameo in the role of Damn Dad
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Imagine the surprise when two lunchtime walkers stumbled upon me by the trails. Also don’t be a fucking transphobe!
Tailor is lying nude in the sun on a towel. There’s tall grass in the background. Tailor’s furry body on display.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Don’t be a fucking transphobe!
Tailor os standing in an alley leaning against a blue wall. There’s progress flag wings painted on the wall with the title “Migration of the Rainbow Wings.”

Tailor is wearing a neon pink hoodie that says, “Blazed” in script that looks like the Barbie logo.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Yo PDX! I’ma be in you 5/11-5/18 and I have a few time slots available for clients. DM for details. Catch this dick while you can.
The bedroom is dark. The porn is on mute. Tailor has just blown a big load after a stressful day. Tailor’s hand is still fisting a swollen cock despite the giant cumshot strewn across a bed of luxurious fur. Sleep comes soon…
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
See a booty, skeet a booty 🍑
Tailor is nude in the sun at The Great Salt Lake in Utah. The Spiral Jetty rocks are all around with hills in the background. Tailor is looking back with a hand on the head.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Remember the reason for the season and find deez nuts. Also don’t be a fucking transphobe.
An image of a religious pamphlet that reads, “Remedial Christian Parenting. Are your children playing with Lucifer’s Testicles? The Truth About Easter Eggs. Dr. Daniel Cameroon.”

The pamphlet has a rudimentary drawing of a child in an easter bunny costume carrying a basket with eggs in it.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Serving sexy Jesus to offend the freaks. Also don’t be a fucking transphobe!
Meme of sexy Jesus lifting the back of his red skirt to show a little booty. The text says, “WHO WANTS TO BE THE FIRST TO ‘NAIL ME’ SO HARD I DON’T WAKE UP TILL 3 DAYS LATER?!”
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Community education post. Also don’t be a fucking transphobe.
Photo of a gay leather dude wearing a black motorcycle jacket, black leather gloves, and a black Nazi officer cap. 

An arrow and text in the top left corner reads, “Nazi Hat.”

A pic within a pic is in the bottom right corner of the image. It is a photo of an actual Nazi SS officer’s cap with the words “Actual Nazi Cap” to highlight gay men fetishizing Naziism.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Can we do churches next? 🖕🏻🤬🖕🏻
Screenshot of a truth social post by yam tits

Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
Perhaps Harvard should lose its
Tax Exempt Status and be Taxed as a Political Entity if it keeps pushing political, ideological, and terrorist inspired/supporting "Sickness?" Remember, Tax Exempt Status is totally contingent on acting in the PUBLIC INTEREST!
769 ReTruths 3k Likes
Apr 15, 2025, 10:09 AM
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
theinnocencetest.com
Online survey results of the innocwnce test:

Devil Child (89)
idk what you’re doing on the
weekends, but all the more power to
you. Lucifer would be proud.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Feed cleanser
A photo of hyacinths at the golden hour. The sky above is beautifully blue. The hyacinths are a beautiful, full white.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Sweet muther of gods! Why would this account follow me?!?! Geezus boy got an instablock. 🖕🏻 Also don’t be a fucking transphobe!
Profile text:
Minister Denzil Carnegie
Follows you @lloydmill.bsky.social
45.3K followers 296.9K following 780 posts
Faith Family Outreach Ministry focuses on sharing the good news of salvation to all nations/Insurance coverage for/Critical illness Disability/hospitalization coverage/in
Toronto Ontario Canada

Pinned post:

Minister Denzil Carnegie @llo... • 3mo
Faith Family Outreach Ministry focuses on building a strong Christian community and spreading the message of Jesus Christ teaching on repentance and forgiveness of sin
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
30 & over sex worker thread! Quote with a pic & your age 45 🤯
Tailor taking a selfy on the dock after a row. Tailor’s furry body is wearing a blue bikini, orange bucket hat, clear frame glasses, and a braided beard. Tailor’s facial expression is serving up excited muppet. In the background, a pylon of the dock is graffitied with an image of a cat missing an eye.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
The stars and sky-scape are not showing up well in photos, but I got an ok photo of the foreground landscape. It gives a bit of context to what I mean by “working in texture.”
A zoom-in of the lower-left portion of the painting. It shows a textured landscape in the dark foreground of a road and several rolling hills.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
The blue areas are now open for logging. www.usda.gov/sites/defaul...
A map of the PNW showing large areas of national forests opened up for logging industry. The dark blue areas are the parts of the forests the government would like to cut down.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Still no time for making new content. Fuck the capitalistic need to send out resumés. Here’s a threatening pic I sent to a client. Think he took the bishop for a butthole? 😈 Send money so I can get back to thirst-trapping and harassing clients. Venmo and Cashapp in my bio.
Tailor is standing in front of Tailor’s library. Tailor’s face looks serious and somewhat doubtful. Tailor is holding a large butt-toy in the shape of a bishop chess-piece. It’s not small. You can only imagine how stretched a pussy would be with the whole toy deep inside you.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
It doesn’t photograph well because I work heavily in texture, and the gold is very reflective and washes out. The canvas is big: 36” x 48” Here it is. It’s titled “Empty Promises”
A painting of a night skyline. There’s a horizon of dark landscape. Above it is abstract golden-aurora with stars sprinkled across the sky.
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Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I have no time for new pics. Here’s some of my work from the archive. Also don’t be a fucking transphobe!
A Japanese-style bondage suspension. The fit twink is hanging sideways. His hands are bound into a chest harness in the “prayer” position. His upper leg is stretched out straight with his lower leg bent and the foot tied to his upper knee. The up-lines of rope are woven in a spider web design.
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