Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Am I pruning and weeding my housemates garden naked? Yes Did the black berries get me in the dick? Also yes 😭 BUT There’s about to be roses all over this haus! Don’t forget transphobia is not pretty like these roses. Neither is racism, Islamophobia, or ableism. 0110
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 28/06/2025This is the point I just stay home. 😆 Sleeves are bullshit! You know what else is bullshit? Transphobia, Islamophobia, racism, and ableism. Pride started as a riot. We need more of THAT energy and fewer sleeves! 1100
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 25/06/2025All of this thread is spot on. People hold neurodiverse folk to a standard of “normal” that we then internalise. We 👏🏻 are 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 broken 👏🏻 The societal pressure to integrate into this ableist system is in fact you being complicit in ableism. Fix your hearts and perspectives. 170
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 25/06/2025If you told me 23 years ago I would eventually allow my therapist to walk through my childhood trauma, I’d have laughed and asked if you were high. 3 years ago I said, “Ok. Let’s do this.” Therapy may feel daunting. Your trauma may feel huge and overwhelming. You got this! If I can, you can.💜 030
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 25/06/2025If you see this, post a picture from your device without explanation. 020
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 24/06/2025What are you waiting for? It’s not gonna suck itself. 1120
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 23/06/2025This is your not so gentle reminder to not be transphobic, racist, Islamophobic, or ableist. Also it’s #MonochromeMonday #mcm 090
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Come sit with dad and listen to the gawd damn birds having a noise ordinance violation. Fucking bird orgies... Also remember kids, don’t be a fucking transphobe. 060
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 20/06/2025When the only thing that can change my life is money, and I have no way of making money, it doesn’t matter how many people are “glad I’m still alive” because I can’t afford to keep living. We need to start asking if forcing people to endure living is morally right. Thoughts and prayers don’t help 130
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Just me thanking the Sun for foxgloves. Don’t be fucking transphobic! 030
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 19/06/2025In lighter news the results are starting to come in. Science has ruled no syphilis. Stay tuned for rulings from the local Science Board on gonorrhea and chlamydia. Get tested regularly and often. (this message brought to you by your local, horny dad) Also don’t be a fucking transphobe. 030
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Spotted across the street from my clinic. Always and forever ACAB Don’t be transphobic! 020
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 17/06/2025I’m just out here snorting a train while looking for a boot-licker. Don’t be a fucking transphobe! 010
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Chat. I need help. I have many questions I will not say in the outside voice. What does this even mean?!?! 😧 Also don’t be a fucking transphobe! 000
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 15/06/2025It would be awesome if someone Venmo’d me $10 for this foot content. Link in bio. 💸💵💰 Also don’t be a fucking transphobe. 0101
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 13/06/2025This is on my daily walk in the woods. I know bitch. I don’t need a reminder. I’m in the woods to do just that. Also don’t be a transphobe. 050
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I’m having the best date I’ve had in a very long time, and I’m solo! Kale and carrot ramen with a side of Blue Eye Samurai. Don’t be a fucking transphobe! 000
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Take a minute to just sit with me. Also don’t be a transphobe. 081
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 10/06/2025There are two flags that will send me into a mindless rage. The white supremacy flag for obvious reasons. The other is the Ally flag because what it really says is, “I support queer people but my internalised homophobia causes me to fear anyone thinking I am one of them.” You are not an ally! 030
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 08/06/2025When my IRL friends join bluesky and ask me if I’m on it 030
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I was home 30 minutes from my grippy-sock holiday, and the first thing I needed was to he nude in the woods. Remember peeps and puppers, self-care is important. Also don’t be a fucking transphobe! 150
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 31/05/2025If my ebay account is older than you….don’t be a fucking transphobe! 000
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Imagine you’ve got that perfect pic of a shallow river in the woods along the trail. You’re gonna make a great post. Then BAM! Pupper and I photo bomb ruining your whole moment. Which of you mischievous puppers are gonna go for walkies with dad? Also don’t be a fucking transphobe! 020
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 31/05/2025One of the perks of being a client of mine is random texts like this gem. 030
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 31/05/2025My therapist said I need to take more nudes in the woods. Honest. I’m not a huge fan of task-oriented therapy homework, but I’ma try it for science. 2121
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Imagine the surprise when two lunchtime walkers stumbled upon me by the trails. Also don’t be a fucking transphobe! 090
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Yo PDX! I’ma be in you 5/11-5/18 and I have a few time slots available for clients. DM for details. Catch this dick while you can. 0100
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Remember the reason for the season and find deez nuts. Also don’t be a fucking transphobe. 020
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Serving sexy Jesus to offend the freaks. Also don’t be a fucking transphobe! 051
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Community education post. Also don’t be a fucking transphobe. 000
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Sweet muther of gods! Why would this account follow me?!?! Geezus boy got an instablock. 🖕🏻 Also don’t be a fucking transphobe! 100
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 08/04/202530 & over sex worker thread! Quote with a pic & your age 45 🤯 051
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 06/04/2025The stars and sky-scape are not showing up well in photos, but I got an ok photo of the foreground landscape. It gives a bit of context to what I mean by “working in texture.” 020
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 06/04/2025The blue areas are now open for logging. www.usda.gov/sites/defaul... 130
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Still no time for making new content. Fuck the capitalistic need to send out resumés. Here’s a threatening pic I sent to a client. Think he took the bishop for a butthole? 😈 Send money so I can get back to thirst-trapping and harassing clients. Venmo and Cashapp in my bio. 040
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 04/04/2025It doesn’t photograph well because I work heavily in texture, and the gold is very reflective and washes out. The canvas is big: 36” x 48” Here it is. It’s titled “Empty Promises” 261
Tailor Maede @tailormaede.bsky.social · 04/04/2025I have no time for new pics. Here’s some of my work from the archive. Also don’t be a fucking transphobe! 140