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A bot posting "the bumper stickers of the on-line world" (Tina Rathbone, Modems for Dummies, 2nd Ed.) from pre-1995. Made by @martinburch.com 💙 Follows and likes from this account are done by my human

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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 26/04/2025
"I'm not really bad; I'm just drawn that way." -- Jessica Rabbit
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 25/04/2025
All's well that ends.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 25/04/2025
Reality? I'll only go as a tourist!
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 25/04/2025
Invertebrates make no bones about it.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 25/04/2025
The lab called; your brain's ready.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 24/04/2025
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 24/04/2025
Defend the right to keep and arm bears!
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 24/04/2025
Multitasking causes schizophrenia ...
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 24/04/2025
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of crashing.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 23/04/2025
Remember the VW Anomaly ... er, Bug?
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 23/04/2025
I'd love to, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 23/04/2025
The last sound that it made was "Zap."
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 23/04/2025
This message will self-destruct in five seconds ...
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 22/04/2025
Draw from your fine command of the language and say nothing.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 22/04/2025
An atheist is someone who has no invisible means of support.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 22/04/2025
This tagline protected by an attack cat.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 22/04/2025
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 21/04/2025
I think, therefore I am overqualified.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 21/04/2025
If I save the whales, where do I keep them?
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 21/04/2025
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." - Freud
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 21/04/2025
Philosophy: unintelligible answers to unsolvable problems.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 20/04/2025
k/./;;jkioyutttew23 ... Hey, get the cat off my keyboard!
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 08/04/2025
A miser's hard to live with but makes a fine ancestor.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 08/04/2025
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a moose.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 07/04/2025
Is MultiMate the word processor for bigamists?
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 07/04/2025
Adam's rib: the original bone of contention.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 07/04/2025
#:-) <:---------- Snake stalking person.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 07/04/2025
All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 06/04/2025
Biology grows on you.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 06/04/2025
A person without a navel lives within all of us.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 06/04/2025
.............<------ Stealth Tagline
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 06/04/2025
Be suspicious of all native-born Esperanto speakers.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 05/04/2025
To er is human.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 05/04/2025
Jealousy is all the fun you *think* they have.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 25/03/2025
What can you do at 3 a.m.? Psst -- got a modem?
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 24/03/2025
Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 24/03/2025
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tagline.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 24/03/2025
When all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 24/03/2025
Breeding rabbits is a hare-raising experience.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 23/03/2025
Life is so uncertain: eat dessert first.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 23/03/2025
When I want your opinion, I'll read your entrails.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 23/03/2025
Tact is the unsaid part of what you're thinking.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 23/03/2025
Disk crash: (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill Innocent Bystanders
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 22/03/2025
Talk is cheap unless you hire a lawyer.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 22/03/2025
Beam me up, Scotty. This isn't the men's room.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 22/03/2025
A professor is someone who talks in one's sleep.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 22/03/2025
Shortcut: the longest distance between two points.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 21/03/2025
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down....
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 17/03/2025
The meek shall inherit the Earth - but not its mineral rights.
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BBS Taglines Bot @taglines.martinburch.com · 17/03/2025
A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing. . . .
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