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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 04/10/2026
1.5 - 4 #tacotober (cc @strngwys.bsky.social )
Additional taquitos
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 03/10/2026
There are three papas y chorizo, tacos dorados in here, somewhere. 1.5, #tacotober (cc @strngwys.bsky.social )
Uh, a lot of cheese and maybe taquitos?
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 06/05/2026
Hey, quick question, how are you watching this on Amazon Prime with ads? I'm looking at it right now and you either need to have an HBO Max subscription or rent/buy it from Prime which doesn't have ads?
Amazon Prime listing for 2001: A Space Odyssey for either HBO Max subscription or Rent/Buy
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 14/02/2026
Sigge would disagree with the latter characterization, but I will accept it
An Australian shepherd looking like the dumbest boy ever
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 14/02/2026
@davidjroth.bsky.social Dave, who wins best working dog?
Two Australian shepherds showing off breed difference.Two Australian shepherds showing off breed difference.
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 28/11/2025
No, you do not get to steal a Simpsons joke for the name of your fucking product.
Almond "Malk"
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 20/11/2025
K
A grizzly bear
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 14/11/2025
150 years of people saying "oh, right, Tacoma exists"
Tacoma, WA celebrates 150th anniversary
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 23/08/2025
Must have morning lick
An Australian shepherd licking my hand
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 25/06/2025
A friend asked me to explain the NYC voting map. It's actually quite simple.
A map of the votes in the NYC mayoral primary showing outer-burough cops, mid-town Trump,  and Bronx Yankees fans voting for Cuomo
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 13/02/2025
I made 36hr sous vide ribs and bbq sauce. First time for either.
Ribs and bbq sauce
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 05/02/2025
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 02/02/2025
Ya think?
Reuters headline 

Soldier identified in DC plane crash, data shows helicopter may have been too high
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 01/02/2025
A bottle of Heaven Hill bourbon and a glass of same
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 19/01/2025
A local access street sign, thrown several meters onto a sidewalk by an impact from a high speed police chase, surrounded by dirt.
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 19/01/2025
DOG TIME!
An Australian shepherd playing with a birthday cake dog toy.
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 19/01/2025
You said Mochi and Mochi noticed
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 01/01/2025
Excuse me? Zero Dark Thirty, a movie famously directed by Kathryn Bigelow, fronted by Jessica Chastain and Jennifer Ehle, is "Chris Pratt's?" He's like 15 lines in the last quarter of the film, he's not even the lead SEAL
Article
"[They] Look Really Dope”: How Chris Pratt's $133M True War Thriller Recreated Key Military Technology De...

Screen Rant
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 14/12/2024
I got to write the server rules for a discord I am a moderator on, #6 was definitely based on my time on forums
5) No promotion of Cryptocurrencies or NFTs (mockery of them is fine and encouraged)

6) Definitions of the above rules are entirely in the eyes of the moderation staff, we reserve the right to delete, suspend, or ban at our discretion.
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 13/12/2024
Pretty goddamn hilarious headline considering who owns this fucking newspaper
Assad lived in quiet luxury while Syrians went hungry

Washington Post headline
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 09/12/2024
Yeah, this all tracks
2024 Recap

My Music Character

The Undercover Agent

You love disguises, scoping out the best remixes, live performances and more

Top artists

Top tracks

Kendrick Lamar

Not Like Us

Goldfrapp

Hell's Comin' with Me

splerio

Puscifer

euphoria

Poor Man's Poison

Jawbreaker

Injury Reserve

Ride a White Horse
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 01/12/2024
Fox mask, white trench coat, blue gloves, ar-15
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 18/11/2024
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 17/11/2024
He and his best friend are unrepentant
Two Australian shepherds blatantly violating Seattle's ban on dogs at the beach
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 17/11/2024
My friend does linoleum printing and her dog once stole the carver and stabbed her with it. Pictured, dog.
An Australian shepherd, god's dumbest boy
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 11/11/2024
Waiting for the band
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 05/11/2024
Happy Birthday to this goober, thanks for letting me tag along on your beach trip
An Australian shepherd standing on a log looking imperious.
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 20/10/2024
"I'm... zzzz... watching... zzzz... youuzzzzz."
My friend's Australian shepherd attempts to keep an eye on me while falling asleep.
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 20/10/2024
7 of 9 declaring drily that "Fun will now commence"
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 19/09/2024
Thorp fruit & antique mall
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 15/09/2024
Does anyone need some antiques or fruit?
Sign for Thorp Fruit & Antique Mall
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 15/09/2024
This is my second favourite list to be on, nothing can beat this
A list titled "does not like crypto/nft/ai"
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 14/09/2024
Legitimately one of the coolest things I have ever done.
The extent of the north arm of LIGO HanfordThe start of the north arm of LIGO HanfordThe control room of LIGO Hanford
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 14/09/2024
The start of the southern arm of LIGO Hanford
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 14/09/2024
Fuck and yes
LIGO Hanford Observatory entrance sign
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 14/09/2024
Just a normal office complex
An office building with a sign listing tenants, including Los Alamos National Laboratory
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 07/09/2024
Have you been thinking that you're not enough of a passive aggressive shithead as a partner or parent? Then do I have the app for you!
TechCrunch headline "Karo is a to-do app that lets you assign tasks to your friends and family"
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 25/08/2024
Good to know that legacy media will always fall for the same bullshit.
Seattle Times story: Goodwill to close 2 Seattle stores because of rising crime and costs
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 18/08/2024
it is the bottom of space-time, the present which had no yesterday, because yesterday there was no space. -Georges Lemaitre (1946)
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 18/08/2024
Gonna post art.
Fire writing maple leaf, green paper with orange background
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 05/08/2024
On the other hand, look at this tiny bunny!
Very small bunny in the grass.
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 14/07/2024
The cover of the 4th Penny Arcade comic collection "Birds Are Weird" with the characters staring at a nonplussed pigeon.
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 13/07/2024
I think the list section is more interesting. Also, both of these things are true.
A list called "Not Porn" and a list called "does not like crypto/not/ai"
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 12/07/2024
Some dickhead in a mask.The same dickhead in a different mask, but later, and there's a dog.
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 12/07/2024
You're goddamned right, teststudent5091
Comment from teststudent5091: We gather again for the semi annual USCSB subscriber conference.

2300 likes, 60 replies. Including a like from the USCSB account
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 06/07/2024
Maybe this is care-posting but whatever, this photo of me and one of my favourite people only exists because I begrudgingly agreed to listen to her and enjoy myself.
Two nerds in their natural habitat, a flea market.
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 05/07/2024
PF Chang's waiter: "[Recites specials] Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Crab Rangoon, things of that nature."
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 05/07/2024
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 05/07/2024
who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off
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Maoist Baby @tadd.one · 05/07/2024
Everything happens so much
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