tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I be in my apartment like wow taquito, you are delicious 020
tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Im starting to feel like two palm sized onions, and this is a big change for me 100
tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 01/09/2026It happened. I needed one of the random cords in my box of miscellaneous cords that I was going to recycle. And it has me rethinking everything. 010
tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This woman wont stop calling my work phone asking for cigs and she’s actually my boss now, disclose the brand my liege. 110
tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Every day my dog is losing his grip on reality and if I werent here to point at him and say “dog” who knows what madness he would descend into 020
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tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Going on a trip, I pack my face lotion and hand lotion in separate travel sized containers, they are both labeled. I also forget: pants. 010
tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 04/08/2026When we got these at the office and I kept saying it’s gooning time, my coworkers said “please stop saying that.” 000
tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I’m in love with the poll workers, and they’re in love with me 000
tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Was totally gaslit about grape seed oil today 010
tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 08/07/2026You know whats neat? Dj girlfriend who I get to smooch 000
tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I only want to see lesbians in the gym during pride month, dudes can come but they have to be lesbians when they walk through these doors 000
tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Having a gay little bbq tomorrow with my gay lil polycule, happy pride, we’re guzzling glizzys and mixies 100
tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Stuck behind a train that only has to move one car length to not be in the way of the road, but its not moving at all and hasnt for 20 minutes. Someone end it please. 000
tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 20/05/2026The onslaught of life events torpedoing in my general direction today is insane 000
tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Tooting at the pump call it double gassing 000
tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Invent a chest I can only open when I’m drunk, and it contains cigarettes and cosmic browniee 000
tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Whats my Saturday plans with a sprained ankle? Take stimulant drugs and do a 2000 piece puzzle. 020
tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I am blessed with a gf that loves me v much 010
tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Do you ever want chocolate chip cookie so bad you could weep 000
tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Yellow cat red cat is an absolute sleeper hit and bangssss 010
tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 09/03/2026They’re beautiful and everyone should know this ocean secret 000
tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I will never live a life where I feel shame for eating a plate of chicken tenders and ranch after the bar. For this is the body of christ and I am blessed 030
tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Wow I love war updates flashing across my screens at all hours waving in this hours new horror 000
tacocity.bsky.social @tacocity.bsky.social · 27/02/2026My dog sees sunlight and feels air with less bite and he cries all day to go romp. I cant tell him we’re going on a walk later because he has no concept of time so for now hes just gonna have to yearn 000
