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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ

@tacetresonance.bsky.social
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• Grand Master of Ceremonies • Overseer of Heavenly Calamities • Heavenly Capital's Marshal, Lord Thunder Master MDNI • NSFW

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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
[Looks up at her, then rolls his eyes and looks away in the same fashion.] I have been personally appointed by His Majesty long before you were even born! [Thunder Master has a dark cloud over his head that's rumbling.]
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Really? A civil god demoting an elemental master older than her? How horrible! [Whines, then slumps iver the table, slamming both his fists childishly.]
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I've found a snake! I feel like giving it to Water Master to be his familiar.
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Bully you with paperwork? Hardly, you know that bulk of reports only happens once in awhile with my palace. I'm not as important as other gods are, anyway. [Crying ensues.]
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
My lady Ling Wen isn't as fun as she used to be before, what a pity. [Continues crying.]
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
This thing happens once in awhile, but no matter, I am fine. Otherwise, if I wasn't, there would be dark clouds looming over head and the mortals will think that I have scorned them. It's not good for my image. [Still, he takes a seat, taking out his smoking pipe and lights it up, smoke rising.]
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Maybe boil it over a heavenly fire and it will do wonders for my sorry state?
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
[Laughs slightly then sighs, then slumps over, a melancholic air settling around him.] My apologies, my lady, I do not know what is wrong with me today.
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
If you had you would've offered me some like a good host, but alas, I have to suffer like this. [Takes out a handkerchief and wipes away imaginary tears, looking all sad and pitiful.]
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
You should stock up just in case. Tea, then, I suppose.
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
...has your new job never paid you well that you can't even afford cold beverages?...
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Then whenever my lady says something I don't like I shall just pretend I am deaf. [He looks around the cabin, inspecting this small living space. Humming as he does so.] Much too early for wine, much too energized for coffee. I'd consider tea, but does my lady have something else much colder?
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Ah, what a pure soul you are. The brilliance of this lotus before me blinds me so, how wonderful. How marvelous. You truly are an admirable goddess, my lady~! How lucky that I, Thunder Master, get to work with such a lovely being?
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
The my lady ought to respect my preferences and cease the talk of suggesting me to mingle with others.
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I'm not so good at coming up with a topic for conversation. How about this, you tell me any news about you recently and I'll tell you some of mine in return. Give and take! We can surely keep the conversation going on a much better track. What do you think~?
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
My lady, since you don't want me doing it then naturally I will stop. Do you think I'm so conceited that my words are empty? [Gives her a pitiful look, then shakes his head lightly.] No matter, this is all gloomy talk. We should talk something else, like the weather!
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Isn't it better to be avoided? Like how it's better to be feared than loved? [Laughs ominously as he takes a seat.]
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
How your words really have a way at tugging at my heartstrings, my lady. [Gives a lighthearted chuckle.] If my lady, the Lightning Master, does not wish to see me speak of myself this way then I will stop.
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Oh? What is it you said, you'd like to know more about me? [Uses the tip of his smoking pipe to lift the reader's chin.] Hmm, I don't know, what makes you think you have the right to?
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Oh, my lady...such kind words, but how can you say so? I'm barely ever needed, and if I am, it is only so that I could count how many lanterns are up in the sky to rank which officials have most of them.
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Well, it's not that I don't think most of them are stupid even though they are. I just don't see the point. The heavenly court isn't the same as a human palace court, where one has to please other people to gain footing. [Follows behind.]
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Ew, no.
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Can't say I'm overly fond of the new person. I miss Lady Ling Wen's way of doing things.
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Is it so wrong for me to miss someone like you? Lady Ling Wen, my heart ached when I first found out you left. And even now, it still hurts.
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
If I really was growing my own ego, I wouldn't be talking to you like this. Instead, I would have been flaunting my good looks for all of heaven to see and admire to make myself feel better.
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Hmm, what a melancholic tune~!
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I'm joking. I will not hear the end of it from your brother.
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Well, yes, of course, because I have always been right?
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Mhm, strong denial means it's true.
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Why take it so seriously, Wind Master? I was only teasing.
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Ohh! Marvelous!!!
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Then I will just call your lover by his name, it rolls perfectly on the tongue and sounds cute. Oh, don't get me wrong, I do not find him cute. Only his name.
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Don't forget, pleasing to look at.
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Oh, goodness!
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
And with it, comes the spring rain to nourish the lands and bring forth a new beginning for those it showers upon. How are you faring this lovely day, my lady? 🥺
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
What an annoying screeching sound in my ears.
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
You should tell them to prepare, I'll take the one who's the most pleasing to look at.
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Well, I could've just called him Brocade Immortal as he isn't technically a general now, is he?
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Oh, what's this? Looks like a furball, fufufufu~
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Of course, you saying that, how could I ever refuse? I'd be so honored to have your help!~
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
General Bai Jing of Xuli.
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Ah, what a coincidence. I have been bored doing nothing, perhaps I could make them for you? It will be like killing two birds with one stone. I treat my boredom and you get a new bow and a set of arrows! What does General Nan Yang think? 🤭
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Aiyah~ Instead of praying to me, asking to strike someone down, the heavens should strike me down first!
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I do not even know why I am a god, I for one think I am in fact very useless. The feasts in the Heavenly Realm can be handled by someone else, and thunder isn't necessarily a major element compared to the rest of the natural elements. I am merely a sound, a warning for something even greater than I.
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
This incense isn't quite effective as it used to. I may need to use something else.
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
The armillary sphere is broken. What a bummer.
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Of course not, Your Highness. I've long known that you are already in a loving relationship~ I am nothing but just a gentleman, extending my gratitude to your kind invitation. [Lets go if her hand and leans back, but smiles apologetically.] Though, I'm afraid I can't invite you today, +
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I do not have control over the Heavenly Calamities if that is what anyone is curious about. I only announce when and where it will happen! I've no control over Heaven's Laws, even being a god residing on mostly clouds. 🤭
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⛓️ Lord Thunder Master ϟ @tacetresonance.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I should be the one thanking you, now my palace will have a little bit of life in it thanks to your flowers. [Thunder Master boldly took her hand, the one that was not holding his gift, and brought it up for him to bestow a kiss on the back of it.] +
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