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shanfan002

@tablegoose.bsky.social
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 5h
just found out baseball is out of five and not seven
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 18h
i’m going to start requiring proof of address on 275
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
at the tottenham bar in the west village, two perfectly split g’s, ryder cup of darts is happening, air force beat navy, bartender is irish. life is good
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
scrolling the sky fucking cackling trying to explain how it’s comedy gold (crowd hasn’t laughed)
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@coorslight and @cheetzits you did your big one with coors light beer cheese cheez it
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FMFCL i lost my zyns on the plane
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Reaction Meme Stan Twitter
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big tweeter @doritiotenders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
siri-set-a-reminder type shit
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
just facetimed on the plane idgaf
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Tom Cruise Does Aegyo Heart Gesture
ALT: Tom Cruise Does Aegyo Heart Gesture
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
me and this baby pulled up to the airport in the same fit
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
just got stopped by tsa for the gavel on my keys
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
tell answer pls
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
tom cruise, catch a pred, matt damon
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GIVE ME MY CARABAO CUP
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Jose Mourinho Laughing on the Bench
ALT: Jose Mourinho Laughing on the Bench
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
listening to the bruins radio broadcast #dadcore and watching dancing with the stars #momcore
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MAG SAFE CHARGING WORKS
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Wolf Of Wall Street: Lets Gooo!
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mrginganinja @mrginganinja.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cold beer in hand before 11am
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
FUCK MY CHUNGUS LIFE MY PHONE WONT CHARGE AND IM ON GAME DUTY
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ur never wrong (unless its ur gf from another school, then shes right)
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
jort it
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s a jarring experience to show skin
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
on deal or no deal in a tank top… feeling weird. first time showing my shoulders to my boss
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Sad Cat
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
meghan
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
want to eat the red potato salad but last time i ate red potatoes it felt like i couldn’t breathe
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
just found out buttons are gendered
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
is the button on pants always on the left?
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
one day i’m going to hit up the bar that’s located below my therapist’s office
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
winter green zyn + homemade chocolate milk + preseas hockey = mint chocolate chip ice cream #ascending
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
MR BROWN
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sleeping in an elevated bed, wish i brought my retainer to show proper respects
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ripping macklemores “same love” next karaoke
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BRO TWICE
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
got pecked by the seagulls @landsharkettlecorn.bsky.social
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i’m filled with greed and that mcdonald’s order was proof
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mrginganinja @mrginganinja.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
no DNA test needed, thats my child
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
checking my fantasy scores. feeling like a #real nfl fan
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Minions Play Fantasy Football
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mrginganinja @mrginganinja.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
9/11 victims never got to hit a vape. this juul rip is for you 🦅
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big tweeter @doritiotenders.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ninja coffee machine down the aisle espresso shots to kiss the bride
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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SML Mario: I Need To Get Out Of Here
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
me
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mrginganinja @mrginganinja.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
its just not a Sunday without some brainrotting with binge watching video docs
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
acknowledging the time
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“thank you for getting it” right and left knee
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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I'M Good Thank You Cooper Norris
ALT: I'M Good Thank You Cooper Norris
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
someone has to eat it at fergs you know
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“will it still be at pitbull?” come on bro im cackling at a serious w
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shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
yes we do 🥹
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mrginganinja @mrginganinja.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i love my friends
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