shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026at the tottenham bar in the west village, two perfectly split g’s, ryder cup of darts is happening, air force beat navy, bartender is irish. life is good 000
shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026scrolling the sky fucking cackling trying to explain how it’s comedy gold (crowd hasn’t laughed) 020
shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026@coorslight and @cheetzits you did your big one with coors light beer cheese cheez it 010
shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026FMFCL i lost my zyns on the planestatic.klipy.comReaction Meme Stan TwitterALT: Reaction Meme Stan Twitter 010
Reposted by shanfan002big tweeter @doritiotenders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026siri-set-a-reminder type shit 011
shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026just facetimed on the plane idgafstatic.klipy.comTom Cruise Does Aegyo Heart GestureALT: Tom Cruise Does Aegyo Heart Gesture 110
shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026me and this baby pulled up to the airport in the same fit 010
shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026GIVE ME MY CARABAO CUPstatic.klipy.comJose Mourinho Laughing on the BenchALT: Jose Mourinho Laughing on the Bench 000
shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026listening to the bruins radio broadcast #dadcore and watching dancing with the stars #momcore 011
shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026MAG SAFE CHARGING WORKSstatic.klipy.comWolf Of Wall Street: Lets Gooo!ALT: Wolf Of Wall Street: Lets Gooo! 010
Reposted by shanfan002mrginganinja @mrginganinja.bsky.social · 26/09/2026cold beer in hand before 11am 011
shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026FUCK MY CHUNGUS LIFE MY PHONE WONT CHARGE AND IM ON GAME DUTY 110
shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026ur never wrong (unless its ur gf from another school, then shes right) 010
shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026on deal or no deal in a tank top… feeling weird. first time showing my shoulders to my boss 100
shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026want to eat the red potato salad but last time i ate red potatoes it felt like i couldn’t breathe 010
shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026one day i’m going to hit up the bar that’s located below my therapist’s office 000
shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026winter green zyn + homemade chocolate milk + preseas hockey = mint chocolate chip ice cream #ascending 000
shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026sleeping in an elevated bed, wish i brought my retainer to show proper respects 010
shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026got pecked by the seagulls @landsharkettlecorn.bsky.social 000
shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i’m filled with greed and that mcdonald’s order was proof 020
Reposted by shanfan002mrginganinja @mrginganinja.bsky.social · 18/09/2026no DNA test needed, thats my child 032
shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026checking my fantasy scores. feeling like a #real nfl fanstatic.klipy.comMinions Play Fantasy FootballALT: Minions Play Fantasy Football 011
shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 12/09/20269/11 victims never got to hit a vape. this juul rip is for you 🦅 110
Reposted by shanfan002big tweeter @doritiotenders.bsky.social · 10/09/2026ninja coffee machine down the aisle espresso shots to kiss the bride 031
shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comSML Mario: I Need To Get Out Of HereALT: SML Mario: I Need To Get Out Of Here 010
Reposted by shanfan002mrginganinja @mrginganinja.bsky.social · 07/09/2026its just not a Sunday without some brainrotting with binge watching video docs 012
shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026static.klipy.comI'M Good Thank You Cooper NorrisALT: I'M Good Thank You Cooper Norris 000
shanfan002 @tablegoose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026“will it still be at pitbull?” come on bro im cackling at a serious w 010