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Tabimatic

@tabimatic.bsky.social
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🔞 | 🇦🇺 | game dev programmer | certified jokester | artist/composer | wg/fatfur | squeezebox enjoyer 🪗

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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finally decided to stop yoinksing other gorgeous peep's OCs as much and start making a few more of my own for the Tabimatic Cinematic Universe™. Introducing: Polo, the lil Maratus Volans (peacock spider) goober~
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of these normally does the trick
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Rat with Groan Tube Meme
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#Fattytober '25 | Day 08 - Curve If you ate something strange, and your gut don't feel good - Who you gonna call? CurveBusters! ft @meowxylotl.bsky.social
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#Fattytober '25 | Day 07 - Watching Weight watching is my favourite pastime.
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Started faffing around with FA(F) recently. As part of that though, all my previous Fattytober '25 comics have had their layouts redone in proper comic form. So now might be a good time to revisit the classics 👀
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i may or may not have forgotten for the past few days that my character is indeed a birb, and birbs do have wings 🐦
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#Fattytober '25 | Day 06 - Challenge Lunch rush can certainly be challenging, especially when you aren't used to your new size.
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The belts won't be the only thing buckling
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[Car] Park ft @heftyderg.bsky.social
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Where did it [the apron] go?
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fun ft @meowxylotl.bsky.social
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Extra ft. @meowxylotl.bsky.social
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
awaiting
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It occurs to me now they were wasps and not bees, but this is funnier. Also if I had an iota of creative naming skills it would have been catnip everdeen, not catnap
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
catnap everdeen or something idk i never played #PoppyPlaytime
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
*Insert 500th joke about being obsessed with Obsession*(its a good movie!)
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
There is no saving, it has already begun
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
(flat colour)
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
fanart of @meowxylotl.bsky.social 's goofy little goober (over)indulging on some fine sushi
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
For the record I'm not against restricting social media to young people, there's tons of research into the social problems it causes. However it also can cause good, and that should be on the parents to decide, not the govt, and not in a way you are giving confidential info to unsecure sites
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
They also hit the porn sites causing a whole gamut of memes of people using 'different material' because they didn't want to give a porn site their ID. That one I think is more reasonable but also also yeah nah I'm not giving them my ID either lol. There's also just other sites for that
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Not sure about other states but I was forced to do it on every platform in my area from 10 Dec last year. Its because of a sweeping ban of all social media for under 16s. That being said there were news articles of like >60%(?) kids still had access because they faked the scans
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Thing is, our own banks and phone companies have had massive data leaks of drivers licenses, etc numerous times before. Why they trust/force foreign countries which don't have the same security regulations to store all that info, and (at the time) rush to get it implemented in months is beyond me
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It was worse in Australia, the overreach of govt legislature decided all social media needs age verification, so last year you had to give your face or ID to ALL platforms, or have no social media whatsoever. No bluesky, no twitter, no reddit, nothing 😭
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
We're in June? I thought it was still March 😭
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
'You like privacy and splitting your private consumption and public offerings? Lmao what a novel concept, anyways. Deleted' ☺️
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
That's a weird looking 🦈💜
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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The Road To El Dorado: Both Is Good
ALT: The Road To El Dorado: Both Is Good
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The "unexplained reason" is a spontaneous bug in the physics system
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
To me it reads as a common but sad shift in focus. The initial title's horror helps anchor its core audience and establish the brand, but then they unfortunately begin to branch out and become accessible through cutification (and to sell marketable merchandise), alienating the original audience.
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Nooo Mr. Dragon, gold coins are not edible. You use them to buy me food instead, not feed them to me directly 😭
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I quite like this boatware stuff, can I have some more?
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
We're listening...
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I disagree, this was FULLY necessary
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Do they have a number? I've found pretty common small brick and mortars will say out of stock on things purely because of lack of general demand, but if you ring them up they often say they can special order it 🤔
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I would like to buy negative twenty-seven milliseconds
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Great, now all I'm thinking of is Uber Feets
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
don't look too closely at the gun details, they are Certified™ Probably Not Accurate®
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
art of @kubrunei.laptoplynxgames.com 's James absolutely shredding it in Pistol Whip *insert muzzle flares* or something idk, me no america shooty shooty gun gun
James in Pistol Whip VR (full render)James in Pistol Whip VR (flat colour)
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
If the correct name for ‘shrimp’ is prawn (don’t @ me if you believe incorrectly otherwise), does this constitute as hardcore prawn?
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
day happy of existence cometh 🥳
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Mmm yes, please, send them more of my personal data. I'm just BEGGING for my whole life to be recorded and streamed to their servers in 4k for them to "analyse" and use for predatory advertising tactics every waking moment of my life.
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Gotta start using them librarian neck straps (I unironically use these for my "wireless" earbuds)
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
You do not know what kind of beast you have awoken with this revelation. I used to feind for macadamia nuts as a kid, we even had a nutcracker tool just for them since they're quite common locally 😭
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
You mean that's not just a normal state of being for you? …I… should probably go see a doctor.
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Working out how long the box will last.
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I had stuff I legitimately wanted to get this time (mostly tech garbage since prices are insane), and I monitored their prices for months. Not a single thing actually had a substantial discount, across multiple stores, they all just faked the MSRP going up for a "discount" 😭
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Tabimatic @tabimatic.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Where we’re going, we don’t need clothes 🚗🔥🔥
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