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A Bear Named Polar

@t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev
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Web dev, writer, bear on the internet, bisexual disaster. Director of I.T. for @furpocalypse.org. Opinions are my own. Have you punched your local nazi today? pfp by @cocadope.bsky.social banner by @crowtaur.art

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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 29/09/2026
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 10/09/2026
We've been looking for her bra all night, not quite sure why we're at my house, it couldn't be there- ...oh. Oh. 🎨: @rosieriot.bsky.social
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 30/08/2026
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 24/08/2026
Wright getting black-out drunk on the job again. #NMRiH2
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 21/08/2026
Certified bruh moment. #NMRiH2
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 18/08/2026
Improper dancing In the middle of the street #NMRiH2
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 08/08/2026
I could not resist and I am not sorry in the slightest
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 07/08/2026
The only way to improve Adobe products.
A survey dialog box shown from Adobe Audition.

When asked how likely it is I'd recommend Audition to a friend or colleagues, I responded 0, extremely unlikely.

When asked what would make it more likely to recommend Audition, I responded "Make it so when you run an Adobe executable it uninstalls the entire Creative Cloud suite from your computer."
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 21/07/2026
See a Furry Belly, post a Furry Belly One of my favorite pin-ups, done by @annoy.bsky.social
A nude anthro polar bear sitting at a computer desk, chair turned to face the viewer. He's reclined in the chair a bit and his legs are spread to offer a view of his erection. The view puts emphasis on his muscular legs and soft belly. The computer in the background is illuminated with the colors of the bisexual pride flag.
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 15/07/2026
And of COURSE saying that something is AI slop attracts all of the fucking fake AI profiles with their scam giveaways and "I did s mundane thing, aren't I relatable?" posts.
My Bluesky notifications page showing my two posts being liked and my account being followed by the same three bot accounts (likely AI generated). Fuck all the way off.
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 19/06/2026
It took me way too long to realize that you expanded the sloppy makeout tier and line-wrapped it so I was staring at this going "...what... is this tier WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN????"
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 18/06/2026
Hi, giving you some *characters* Here's myself, my dragonborn artificer, my minotaur druid, and my tauren paladin (Artists are Crowtaur, lupinwoof, Crowtaur, and Oak-Thorn)
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 12/06/2026
sudo make-me-a-burger
An electronic McDonald's menu board with one of the monitors showing a Linux shell instead of the expected menu graphics
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 01/06/2026
Democracy protects when things look dire. Sometimes. #Helldivers2
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 30/05/2026
Had to go find the post and some screenshots for those who might not have seen it yet. theygender.tumblr.com/post/6968027...
A Seinfeld fan script written by tumblr user windex-for-blood, 1 of 2.

GEORGE, at a function: Pronouns? Oh, you know, anything. Anything fine. It's the twenty-first century, right?

-Cut, establishing shot of Jerry's apartment, bass riff.-

GEORGE: He/him, Jerry!

JERRY: No, they just him'd you?

GEORGE: HE. HIM! I gave them a BUFFET, and they went for plain white break. Genders as far as the eye could see! Something with an X in it!

JERRY: The X ones are fun...A Seinfeld fan script written by tumblr user theygender, 2 of 2.

GEORGE: If they can't appreciate a good xie or ey... Then that's it. I'm swearing off pronouns for good. No more pronouns for George Costanza!

JERRY: No pronouns?

GEORGE: No pronouns.

JERRY: No-nouns?

GEORGE: No-nouns.

JERRY: Alright, well, if that's what you want...

GEORGE: Oh, it is! I'm living the pronoun-free life, starting now. The buffet is CLOSED, Jerry. From here on out I am George and only George!

-George storms out of the apartment and into the hallway. Enter Elaine, baffled and unaware of the conversation that just took place.-

ELAINE: What's his problem?

-Muffled screaming is heard from the hallway.-
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 26/05/2026
Ice Bear comes prepared
A picture of a baseball catcher in full gear crouched at home plate and ready to catch a speeding rat. Picture taken from the ALL-STAR website.
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 26/05/2026
Go fuck yourself. ... ...what? It's a fun time, take it from me and me. 🎨: @merteazy.bsky.social
Me - a cis male anthro polar bear - fucking a sex-swapped version of myself from behind. She's looking quite pleased as I pull her back into me by her shoulders.
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 21/05/2026
Michael Bay's Career, as directed by Michael Bay
A still frame from the movie "Speed" of a bus and airplane exploding.
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 17/05/2026
Hornet nest jumpscare right at my back door Guess I'm not going anywhere all summer. See you guys in winter.
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 04/05/2026
Counterpoint
Marquaad E
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 24/04/2026
New shirt who dis #GamersNexus #Microslop #FuckAI
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 19/04/2026
Alec Watson staring quizzically at a CFE lightbulb.
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 18/04/2026
Imagining you scampering in top speed, rapid-firing 18 barks and then speeding off before I can even begin understanding what was going on.
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 15/04/2026
Local werepup draws a nerd. Story at 11. 🎨: @rosieriot.bsky.social
An anthro polar bear wearing a gray beanie and a black plaid shirt, throwing up a peace sign and grinning at the viewer.
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 05/04/2026
Michael Cera saying "Oh geez that's me."
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 31/03/2026
A picture of a parrot dressed in a Superman costume next to a caption that reads "Is it a bird? YES!"
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 29/03/2026
Apparently I bled out from a chest wound I got after boarding the pelican???
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 26/03/2026
🎨: @merteazy.bsky.social Hope you like :3
A polar bear vaginally penetrating a horned German shepherd from behind. He's lifting one of her legs with one hand, groping a breast with the other, and kissing her neck.
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 22/03/2026
Ace Dick.
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 20/03/2026
Pulling this one out again. No particular reason.
A four panel comic of edited Yu-Gi-Oh stillshots. Panel 1 shows Seto Kaiba holding up a card reading "don't speak ill of the dead". Panel 2 shows Yami drawing a card with a confident smirk. Panel 3 shows Yami holding up a card that reads "don't be a piece of shit while you're alive." Panel 4 shows Seto screaming as an explosion occurs just out of frame, implying defeat.
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 13/03/2026
Once upon a time @tashathechimera.bsky.social calculated how fast a tabaxi rogue could potentially move in D&D (dash + cunning action + feline agility). Our minds drifted to this episode of It's Always sunny and this meme edit was made with our characters. Still my favorite to this day.
Three frames from the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode "Mac and Dennis Break Up" of the "you don't know shit about cats" scene, with art of D&D character heads superimposed hastily onto the actors and the text sloppily edited. A copper dragonborn stands in for Dee, Charlie is a firbolg, and Mac is a tabaxi. Firbolg: "I bet it [dash three times] and went [2,580 feet covered in a minute]." Dragonborn: "I don't think there is anything in the [Player's Handbook] that would support that..." Firbolg: "Cats do not abide by the [Player's Handbook], alright? You don't know shit about cats-"
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 20/02/2026
👋
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 09/02/2026
Important clarification question from a friend.
can I mark the nerds one down as jesus, not jesus as in the guy, but jesus as in jesus fucking christ
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 07/02/2026
Two button pins, one with a red buffalo check pattern and the other with a houndstooth pattern. The buffalo check button reads "I JOINED A CULT!" The houndstooth button reads "I JOINED A (BETTER) CULT!"
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 02/02/2026
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 01/02/2026
"Available now!" ...Psyche lmao @linusmediagroup.com
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 31/01/2026
Holy shit me too
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 29/01/2026
Realizing way too late that the 3DS is a viable modern platform for a Virtual Boy emulator.
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 29/01/2026
...alright then. #Helldivers2
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 29/01/2026
...Fair trade. #Helldivers2
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 29/01/2026
Reporting to the froOOOOOHHHHHSHIIIIIIIIIIIIiiii- #Helldivers2
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 22/01/2026
My girlfriend sent this to the group earlier and the meme just made itself.
A screenshot of a new armor set from behind in Helldivers 2, showing a form-fitting design that really makes the ass stand out. The text in the screenshot reads "...as a reminder of the two pillars of successful military campaign...". Above the screenshot is a caption pointing out "Apparently the new armor has quite the ass lol."I zoomed in and cropped the image so the text "the two pillars of success" are lined up almost perfectly centered under the hearty cake of the Helldiver.
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 18/01/2026
Naughty gremlins are kept in the P O S T E R T U B E to atone for their crimes
The turquoise protobean staring out from the bottom of a tube formed from rolled-up posters.
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 18/01/2026
#ANE #ANE2026
(Attached is a screenshot of a digital valet ticket, reading "Plate: BOORBUR")

Me: Man what the fuck they got my plate wrong

Friend: Damn polar how much did you spend in the dealers den

Me: ...I took out a mortgage on my house

Friend: Oh that's going to get messy. You rent.

Me: Yeaahhhh... Don't tell my landlord.
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 18/01/2026
Well, I figure I should do at least one thing vaguely in line with ANE's theme (Video courtesy of @madamekatacomb.bsky.social)
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 18/01/2026
Goddamn it.
The turquoise protobean laying next to a notepad, holding a mechanical pencil. Scribbled sloppily on the notepad is the message "Hungry Gib RAM"
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 18/01/2026
New friend acquired.
A turquoise protobean sprawled out on a desktop.
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 16/01/2026
Burr Art by neala-appaloosa, ethanjp, sheepwave, and Ramza Wolf
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 02/01/2026
I try.
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A Bear Named Polar @t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev · 01/01/2026
Hey any of my mutuals out there got an active and accessible save for Pokemon Mystery Dungeon? Figured I'd try out the SOS Mail feature after getting bodied on B1 of a dungeon. DM me in some way shape or form if you'd like to take up this rescue :3
A screenshot of an SOS Mail from Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team. This is a rescue through communication. Get a friend to help you! Client: Bear (Machop). Objective: Friend Rescue. Place: Silent Chasm B1F. Difficulty: D. Reward: ???. ID: 1010.
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