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iara 🦦🐉 @recklesslupin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
#Panville (Neville's belated bday) NSFW Neville stumbled out of the fireplace with a grunt. He lost his little clothing on his way to the bathroom. He slammed the door behind him, punching the shower's tap as he stepped inside. He groaned as the water hit his stiff muscles.
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 20/06/2026
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS! 💖
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Drew, TheKamenZero @thekamenzero.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This show was something special. And the finale... the finale impacted me. Harder then I thought it would.
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Boo👻 @boohooligan22.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
#microficmaychallenge
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thelostriversong @thelostriversong.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Microfic May, Days 7-9! #drinny #harrypotterfanfic #ao3fanfic #dracomalfoy #ginnyweasley #microficmaychallenge
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Kara | EscapeInMyBookshelf @dearmrskara.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
#drinny #microficmaychallenge
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Mark | TipsyTealToucan @t1psyte4lt0uc4n.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Microfic May Day 9: Jealousy Also posted on AO3 and Instagram #rarepair #hansy #microficmaychallenge
Pansy glared at the girls that surrounded Harry. Couldn’t they see that he was hers? She sighed, turning towards the bar. Adrian slithered up to her then but an arm wrapped around her waist before he opened his mouth. 

“She’s taken Pucey.” Harry snapped. 

“Jealousy looks good on you baby.”
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Mark | TipsyTealToucan @t1psyte4lt0uc4n.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Microfic May Day 8: Courting Also posted on AO3 and Instagram #rarepair #hansy #microficmaychallenge
“So…” Pansy started sitting down in front of her husband’s desk. “Our daughter came to me saying a boy had expressed interest in courting her.”

“Courting? Which pureblood spawn is this?”. 

“She wouldn’t say, but I have ideas.” 

Harry looked at his wife as her smirk said it all. 

“Malfoy.”
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Kara | EscapeInMyBookshelf @dearmrskara.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
#drinny #microficmaychallenge
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Mark | TipsyTealToucan @t1psyte4lt0uc4n.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Microfic May Day 7: Awestruck Also posted on AO3 and Instagram #rarepair #hansy #microficmaychallenge
Harry watched Pansy as she conducted his bi-annual check up. 

“You’re staring.” 

“Fours years, you still leave me awestruck.”

She rolled her eyes. “You’re cleared, Auror Potter.”

“Thank You Healer Potter, I’ll see you at home.” He gave her a quick kiss before leaving. 

She shook her head, smiling. “Wanker.”
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Kara | EscapeInMyBookshelf @dearmrskara.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
#drinny #microficmaychallenge
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Bee 🐝 @laughingatthestorm.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
#drinny Draco watched as Ginny lost control of her broom, plummeting to the ground. He reacted before he could even fully think, clumsily running out of his seat and down to the field, toward her, ignoring the guards that tried to stop him. He didn’t care. All that mattered was her.
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Bee 🐝 @laughingatthestorm.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
#drinny Draco had been loyal to one cause and one cause only for the entirety of his life. But there was something about the redheaded girl that made him want to change his allegiance. He didn’t know what it was. He figured it was a curse Potter had cast on him.
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Bee 🐝 @laughingatthestorm.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
“What?” Hermione exclaimed, glaring at Harry. “No. Absolutely not.” “Come on. We have Crooks already and dogs are more loyal than cats.” Hermione looked as though someone had stupefied her “Actually,” she stressed. “A recent study revealed that cats are just as loyal, if not more…" #harmony
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Bee 🐝 @laughingatthestorm.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Bill knew it would wreak havoc, the public finding out about his relationship with Hermione. He knew it would be all over the tabloids, all over the press, Rita Skeeter especially blabbering about his lack of loyalty to Ronald. But none of that mattered. Not when Hermione smiled at him. #billmione
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Bee 🐝 @laughingatthestorm.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Ron Weasley was loyal to a fault. Pansy figured it was a Weasley family trait, something in their genetics, something she couldn’t understand. She sat, listening, trying not to groan as Ron defended the Cannons – a truly terrible team – to Blaise, whose Quidditch team had just won the World Cup.
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Bee 🐝 @laughingatthestorm.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Neville read the line over and over again, willing the words to change. There, right there, in small script on the front page of the daily prophet, it read: “We’ve noticed that Mr. Longbottom is at every single game.” “No, no. It’s nothing like that. He’s just a loyal friend.” #ginville
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Boo👻 @boohooligan22.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
#microficmaychallenge
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Mark | TipsyTealToucan @t1psyte4lt0uc4n.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Microfic May Day 6: Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes Also posted on AO3 and Instagram #rarepair #hansy #microficmaychallenge
“So Parkinson huh?” George asked Harry who stopped by Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes with the girl in question.

Harry groaned. “Did Ron put you up to this? Hermione?”

“No, all me, asking as your brother figure.”

Harry looked over to Pansy and smiled. “Yeah I actually like being with her.” 

“Alright.”
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Boo👻 @boohooligan22.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Mark | TipsyTealToucan @t1psyte4lt0uc4n.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Microfic May Day 5: Control Also posted on AO3 and Instagram #rarepair #hansy #microficmaychallenge
Harry sat down at the kitchen table and Pansy handed over the Daily Prophet. 

“Told you we couldn’t control this.”

Harry opened it, reading the headline, ‘The Chosen One Seduced by Daughter of Death Eater, Amos Parkinson.’

“Not wrong, you do seduce me.” Harry winked. 

“Only in ways that matter.”
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Kara | EscapeInMyBookshelf @dearmrskara.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
#drinny #microficmaychallenge
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MromiTosen @mromitosen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
#MicroficMay #Drinny During her sixth year, Ginny found comfort in an unexpected place. By day, Draco was harsh. He patrolled with no remorse as Head Boy, looking for students to punish. By night, he held her close in his bed as she cried, stroking her hair and promising everything would be okay.
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Mark | TipsyTealToucan @t1psyte4lt0uc4n.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Microfic May Day 4: Chaos Also posted on AO3 and Instagram #rarepair #hansy #microficmaychallenge
Chaos. That’s what the great hall devolved into after Harry Potter took Pansy Parkinson’s hand and pulled her into a soft kiss. Just pure chaos. Soon after, they ran from the great hall, the sound of footsteps and shouting coming from behind but the sound of laughter came from them.
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Boo👻 @boohooligan22.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
#microficmaychallenge
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breezy2733.bsky.social @breezy2733.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Two Hours Chapter Three: One Hour and Forty Five Minutes Before the Ceremony
The diamond on Ginny’s finger glinted under the bright light of the bridal suite. Pansy was still pacing as Hermione tried to soothe her. 

Daphne nudged Ginny’s shoulder, “He picked well.” 

“He did, it’s beautiful.”

“I meant you.”

“You know he didn’t—”

“The agency matched you … but he picked you.”
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iara 🦦🐉 @recklesslupin.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
#microficmaychallenge #ronsy No... The word fell from her lips in a shocked, terrified chant; her eyes staring, unfocused at the Ministry signed letter on her trembling hands.
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MromiTosen @mromitosen.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
#Drinny #MicroficMay “Draco…?” Ginny glared at her boyfriend as the Cupid began to recite: “Her eyes as brown as a rough skinned newt, hair as bright as an orange…” “I’m going to kill you.” “You don’t like? I thought this was your thing.” He smirked. “I was ELEVEN! It was a CRUSH!”
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Bee 🐝 @laughingatthestorm.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The room looked great. The walls were painted a soft hue, the crib fit perfectly into the corner, and the curtains matched, letting in just the right amount of light. It was cozy and homely, everything they’d wanted. “It’s perfect,” Harry said, settling his hands around Hermione’s growing belly.
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Bee 🐝 @laughingatthestorm.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Blaise hid a smile, trying not to laugh. There was nothing he loved more than instigating Draco and Weasley, watching them get into a heated argument, their hands practically at each other’s throats. Idiots. He knew Ginny was perfect for Draco. She was the only person who matched his energy.
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Bee 🐝 @laughingatthestorm.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Ron was confident it was the correct restaurant. There was a big, outdoor space, pretty pink flowers surrounding them, and soft jazz music playing. It matched her description perfectly. Now all he needed to do was book a reservation and hope that Pansy would go on a date with him.
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Bee 🐝 @laughingatthestorm.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Bill tried not to stare at Hermione and Ron, trying to force aside his flood of emotions. He couldn’t help his thoughts though. They looked tacky, wrong for each other. He wasn’t saying he would look better next to Hermione. Certainly not. But perhaps, they would have been better matched.
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Bee 🐝 @laughingatthestorm.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Neville tried to hide his joy at being matched with Ginny. He knew it was unfair, that the Ministry had no right to mandate all of these marriages. But he didn’t care. And, as he locked eyes with her across the room, it appeared Ginny didn’t seem to mind either. #ginville #hprarepairs
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Boo👻 @boohooligan22.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
#microficmaychallenge
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Mark | TipsyTealToucan @t1psyte4lt0uc4n.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Microfic May Day 3: Matched Also posted on AO3 and Instagram #rarepair #hansy #microficmaychallenge
Harry paced back and forth outside the great hall waiting for the one girl who made him this nervous. 

“Oh Good, We Matched.”

Harry looked up the stairs and his jaw dropped. Pansy came down in beautiful ball gown. He knew he was in trouble. 

“Ready to go in, Potter?”
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Kara | EscapeInMyBookshelf @dearmrskara.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
#drinny
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Mark | TipsyTealToucan @t1psyte4lt0uc4n.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Microfic May Day 2: Comfort Also posted on AO3 and Instagram #rarepair #hansy #microficmaychallenge
Harry flooed in and was met with the warm comfort of Grimmauld’s kitchen.

Wait no, Grimmauld wasn’t warm. 

He looked around the kitchen and saw warm colors instead of the usual gray. 

Pansy cheekily grinned. “I may have helped myself to some Renovations.” She said wearing one of his shirts.
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Kara | EscapeInMyBookshelf @dearmrskara.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Playing Truth or Dare with his teammates, Draco was asked who was his first crush, he resisted looking at her. But he couldn’t avoid the pretty redhead when their fingertips brushed. He had refused to answer the question so Ginny passed him the bottle of Firewhisky that burnt going down. #drinny
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Mark | TipsyTealToucan @t1psyte4lt0uc4n.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Microfic May Day 1: Hogsmeade Also posted on AO3 and Instagram #rarepair #hansy #microficmaychallenge
Pansy watched as Harry Potter stood up and stepped on to Gryffindor Table. 

“Let me be clear, this is not a bet or a dare and I have not been potioned.” Harry called out.

“Pansy Parkinson, will you go to Hogsmeade with me?” 

Pansy felt the attention on her. “Yes!”
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Boo👻 @boohooligan22.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
#microficmaychallenge Romilda Vane/Harry Potter It was a fever. It made her teeth ache and her bones sore, made her head spin and words come out garbled. It was a crush so intense it might kill her. She needed him like oxygen, like a pulse. And so Romilda would make him hers. Fuck the consequences.
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Mark | TipsyTealToucan @t1psyte4lt0uc4n.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
For @dearmrskara.bsky.social Happy Birthday!!! Ginny laid on the comforter on the floor in the bedroom of her and Draco’s new flat. She smiled happily and watched the ceiling hearing footsteps enter. “You know I could have easily had this place furnished today.”
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Jittery Wisp Art 🔞 @jittery-wisp.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Drinny for @dearmrskara.bsky.social 😘 #nsfwart
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Day 18 is posted archiveofourown.org/works/825630...
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April Showers bring Gravender Drabbles - Chapter 18 - TipsyTealToucan - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Mark | TipsyTealToucan @t1psyte4lt0uc4n.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Day 15, 16, and 17 are posted
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Mark | TipsyTealToucan @t1psyte4lt0uc4n.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It took me 11 days, 1 near burn out of a ship, and 1 conversation with friends, but I am finally caught up and ready to promote I guess my ongoing collection fic for the April Showers Drabble Fest hosted by @thelostriversong.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/825630...
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April Showers bring Gravender Drabbles - Chapter 1 - TipsyTealToucan - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
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Mark | TipsyTealToucan @t1psyte4lt0uc4n.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This took me a few days @drpansyparkinson.bsky.social @dearmrskara.bsky.social @recklesslupin.bsky.social @dearest-restless.bsky.social
Thinking outside our little circles.
Thunder and Rain by xElphie
Theomione | Rare Pair | Under 40 Kudos
Hermione is having a hard time recovering from the war during her 8th Year at Hogwarts, the thunder and rain haunting her days. However, she quickly discovers she's not alone and that, maybe, there's a kind Slytherin boy in the Hogwarts Library who just might be what she needs to face her inner tempest.

Lake Day by lostgirlofwonderland
Tratie | A Writer New to Me I Under 40 Kudos
Camp is crazy while Annabeth and Co are on the labyrinth quest, especially for the cabin counselors who are trying to prep camp for the inevitable battle. Katie Gardner is stressed beyond belief but when Travis Stoll comes around and convinces her to play hookie with him, how could she say no? Just a little fluff fic about my 2nd favorite non-canon PJO ship.

A fandom challenge by @chaosebarbe and @bella.demas.writeThinking outside our little circles.
A Harbor In the Tempest by
Lady Glencora
Pucey/Turpin I Rare Pair I Under 40 Kudos
When Lisa Turpin sees a boy with a guitar case on Platform 9 and 3/4, she has to know who he is.
Adrian Pucey is a Slytherin. Lisa is a Muggleborn. Even sharing music could have consequences.

A Place To Call Home by Steff_writes_ stuff
Dain/Sloane | A Writer New to Me | Under 40 Kudos
Trapped in an old rebellion house in Aretia during a snowstorm, Sloane and Dain share some happy and some not so happy childhood memories.
Turns out, opposites really attract.

A fandom challenge by @chaosebarbe and @bella.demas.write
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Mark | TipsyTealToucan @t1psyte4lt0uc4n.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
#newfic #drinny Title: Oh My Sweet Red Fox Rated: T Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Ginny Weasley Word Count: 3070 Summary: Or The One where Ginny confronts Draco about why he's been avoiding her and Draco let's it spill archiveofourown.org/works/82016256
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Oh My Sweet Red Fox - TipsyTealToucan - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
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