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Hell yes I'm tuss enuss

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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My lovely polite mother-in-law liked everyone - except Joanna Lumley, who she hated with a passion. I never found out why
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Unfortunately timed advert of the day
A Facebook advert for west Midlands safari park with Picture of a tiger and text saying "get closer to our most fearsome predators"
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My theory is he'd be an alt-right edgelord
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Kurt Cobain. I' convinced he'd be awful if he was still going, like John Lydon but worse
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So I'm definitely going to be getting a lot of work done today then? Outlook down! It's like getting a snow day as a kid
Screenshot from Downdetector website showing a graph with problems reported on Outlook spiking since 9am this morning
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I Will Always Love You was such a lovely soft song when #dolly performed it. Whitney honking her was through it destroyed it for me
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I am somewhere around the arrow. What a fucking honour. She was effortlessly amazing #dolly
A screenshot from BBC coverage of Glastonbury in 2014 when Dolly Parton was on stage. There is an arrow pointing to a tiny part of a massive crowd that I was vaguely in the area of
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Nice bit of timeline synchronicity!
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I've seen them a billion times and always happy when they don't play it, ditto size of a bloody cow
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
OH NO
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I have accidentally gone down a Temu pet clothing rabbit hole. Anyone need a wig for their goose? Anyone?
A screenshot from Temu with a fake goose wearing a curly wig, for some reason. Text says "lorem ipsum super cute"
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Plus that song scared the shit out of me
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This was a total core memory for me!
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
ALL ABOUT EVE MARTHAS HARBOUR ON #TOTP ALERT,!!!!
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's not just that he's an "ex"neo-nazi (AS IF THATS NOT ENOUGH!), this guy is insane and shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the public. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Peer urges Tories to block candidate jailed for antisemitic abuse against her
Joshua Bonehill-Paine was jailed over neo-Nazi activism, but has been selected to stand in a new Somerset Council seat in 2027.
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
WHY IS THE WRITING SO SMALL?
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Lol cheating bastards
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Thank fuck for that!
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Marina Purkiss @marina-purkiss.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Finding this quite hard to stomach from a country that is bombing the shit out of other countries…
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Half of those kids are getting deported later on
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fucking cringefest
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What the fucking fuck Wordle 1,852 5/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Fewer
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
everyone has conveniently forgotten Burnham is a bloody scouser!
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Its a Domo-Kun, isn't it!
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Domo Angry
ALT: Domo Angry
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A LOT of people are forgetting that Andy Burnham is a scouser
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Anyone else remember Connie's Curious Candle by Enid Blyton?
Picture from the Enid Blyton book "Connie's Curious Candle" with three upright candles and one melted candle
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Good to see the BBC are saving our licence fees by not investing in a expensive Zoom licence! We didn't need more than the 40 minutes of free time anyway
Screenshot from BBC news showing "the free Zoom meeting has ended"
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I can tell you 1994 18 year old me would have thought he was fit. Still have a soft spot for boys with curtains now
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Hydration break! #ENGCRO
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Dog's Beach Run: Lets Go!
ALT: Dog's Beach Run: Lets Go!
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
These hydration breaks are fucking stupid #ENGCRO
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
All nuts. I don't understand why anyone would want to eat something that feels like wood
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Watching Morning Live. A piece about social media ban for under 16s is followed by an article about 2 retired women losing thousands to romance scammers, and another about a boomer paying a scam invester £200 because of an AI video of Nigel Farage fighting the governor of the Bank of England.
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
My first computer! Someone needs to recreate Quest, the best game for the Dragon and one of my favourite games ever
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I was sobbing at the intro of From The Edge Of The Deep Green Sea and they cut to a fucking Iceland advert
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Considering I hardly ever finish #Keywords I'm very chuffed to get a perfect game! > 8 June 2026 🎉 I found all 5 words - perfectly! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 1 🔥 Play streak 1 keywords.bagpuss.org
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
One of the most disgusting characters ever written!
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I LOVE that book. It's so dark and eerie
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Watching The Cure from Primavera last night and sobbing. Exquisite. youtu.be/nvHGa6fDhUs?...
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The Cure - Primavera Sound Barcelona 05/06/2026
YouTube video by Tony Sousa
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Never Enough by The Cure from Mixed Up?
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I've been spelling my name wrong all these years. Thanks AI! From Vivtoria
Screenshot of asking Google AI how many v's are in Victoria? With the response: There are 2 "v"s in Victoria: Vivtoria Let me know if you need help with the spelling or letter count of any other words!
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
No-one has to get changed in front of a man in M&S. Just shut the fucking changing room door. Grow up.
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It might be back! Just had a massive flash and boom
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Come on thunder!
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Sorry we didn't manage to catch up, I had literally no signal all weekend! Hope you had a good one
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
My first win! Keywords > 18 May 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 2✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 2✗ 💡 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🔥 Play streak 1 🏆 Win streak 1 keywords.bagpuss.org
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Hi! Looking good isn't it? I will dm you
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I have a headache and I want to go to Restaurant Paracetamol.
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Victoria @t0riaj.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Collywobble
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