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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷

@t0nye.bsky.social
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Father, husband, master of snark and morally superior to most of you.

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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 1h
I agree with Tom more often than not. This is a rare miss. If not for Data, we'd all be speaking BORG.
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 17h
Memento Tuesday’s with Maury
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HEY MAINE VOTERS!!! SUSAN COLLINS IS ON THIS GUYS TEAM.
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
European models exempt, those just constantly honk and you can stop them 40 times. For authenticity.
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe it's Maybelline
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Conservative Florida Cubans and Ohio truck workers that thrice voted for trump are now counting on antifa aligned, trans loving, DEI supportive libtards to set things right. There better be some fucking accountability.
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Courage comes in all forms
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This would make an awesome tattoo
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maynard James Keenan or Rob Zombie. Toss up
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man looks like Fred Flintstone discovered a Time Machine and teleported to 1991.
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The fact it’s this close, and considering Talarico seems a decent candidate, these number are horrifying. By all accounts, Paxton is one of the shittiest people on earth, not one redeeming quality and should be shamed into oblivion. Yet here we are.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unfixable. Unforgivable. These proudly ignorant racists vote, and that's how America loses its status in the world.
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not the same. One of these two dips is consumer preferences.
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm a Jays fan, thus obliged to dislike both these teams, and even I feel bad for the Sox at the moment. Particularly Rutschmann.
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's 💯 a joke.
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a lie.
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's moments like this that I really miss Stephen Colbert's talk shows.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔥JACK SMITH: "Trump engaged in serious crimes against 🇺🇸- a criminal scheme to prevent a lawful transfer of power... the rule of law faces challenges unlike any we've experienced. I won't be silenced by threats of prosecution. While fear may be contagious, courage is as well."
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Spam sales is also a good indicator
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mrs. Captain America
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been to every closer for at least 2 decades and today was one of the most memorable of them all.
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If they didn't bring food, that's grounds for divorce.
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My emotional support cocktail
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I could teach my 10 year old kid how insurance works. It's conveniently lazy to suggest these assholes are too dumb to get it, when more than likely, they're masking nefarious intentions with stupidity.
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's the only post season pro sport I follow even if my team is not participating.
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ghosts
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just found out, with 33 minutes to spare, that today is both Dolly Parton day and @markhamillofficial.bsky.social bday, and that inexplicably filled me with joy and positivity for humanity.
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seems cheese wasn't just on the menu
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Obnoxiously answer each question with a reference of my trip to Paris in 2018.
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fast pandas
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I remember being called a sheep for wearing a mask during the pandemic. Is there a word to describe THESE pathetic cultists?
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My world is shattered
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dietary dilemma: Ewok overpopulation threatens their very existence, a controversial solution exists
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Nixon's Back! Futurama
ALT: Nixon's Back! Futurama
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Here's why that won't work....
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Only spent a few hours, would like to go back for at least one night. France meets Newfoundland, pretty neat.
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was just there! Not even a month ago.
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Eww, Anchovies, gross
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Like Collins, Blackburn and Kennedy (the hillbilly, not the sewage bathing toilet coke shorter, he IS crazy)
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It feels good. It really does.
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Don't let Trump know that there's an Ontario in Oregon, he'll sick DHS thugs on it and try to change the name
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Someone on @abdulelsayed.bsky.social's team should photoshop Mike Rogers' buff behind the empty lectern in the Senate debate. www.aol.com/articles/rep...
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Republican Senate candidate Mike Rogers blasted for using Photoshop to make him look buff - AOL
The MAGA movement under President Trump has been know to share several AI-generated images in the past, including a controversial post Trump made a few months ago depicting himself as Jesus Christ
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My kid carved his name into my coffee table with a bread knife. Now I have to move it into his room or let him take a torch to it.
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There are societal benefits when private/public cooperation is executed with the appropriate regulatory oversight. Healthcare and education would be concerning, but airport operations, sure, write that cheque Jeff. Still not giving him that $9.99 to join Prime though.
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
C'mon! I may be jealous now, but wait till I capture the raccoons mating in my tree, then I'll show you what's what.
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Tony E 🇨🇦🇬🇷 @t0nye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If this administration is blaming the sheep, a woman has NO chance.
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