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Anthony @t0nybgoode.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I ain’t got a wand but I got a pen.

Anthony @t0nybgoode.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Michael was probably gagging when Janet popped out as a sexpot and went from leading the Rhythm Nation to founding the Coochie Republic.

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Anthony @t0nybgoode.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Decepticon. 😈

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Anthony @t0nybgoode.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

You know what’s a compliment that isn’t obvious? “I thought you were a catfish.” Yes, daddy. I’m real. Touch me.

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Anthony @t0nybgoode.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Remember, when Jennifer Lopez really thought dating Diddy came with a complimentary N-word pass.

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Anthony @t0nybgoode.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Sooooo I can make the tip tingle without moving. That’s not bottoming, that’s Bluetooth connectivity.

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Anthony @t0nybgoode.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Luther told y’all about DL niggas on “Your Secret Love.” He put that shit over one of the smoothest Quiet Storm arrangements imaginable, sang it like warm butter and let everybody slow dance right past the warning. But I heard you, Luther.

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Anthony @t0nybgoode.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Up in the gym workin’ on my fitness.

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Anthony @t0nybgoode.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Y'all's aunties be callin' me 'a nice young man.'

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Anthony @t0nybgoode.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I can't wear a durag in public, but they can bring a golden retriever in Whole Foods and say that's their child.

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Anthony @t0nybgoode.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

White folks are different. This lady went around asking, “Is anybody allergic to cats?” I said, “Me.” She goes, “Oh… that might be a problem. I’m bringing cupcakes, and my cat’s hair might be in them.” Baby… I thought y’all were bringing an office cat.

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Anthony @t0nybgoode.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

My mom will take her sweet time answering my calls and texts but let it be the other way around. One day, I missed a call and a text message, I get a notification of an incoming email. Girl, dun turned into Liam Neesons.

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Anthony @t0nybgoode.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Me listening to “Love On Top” for the first time. Beyoncé kept changing keys, and I needed a new wig for each one.

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Anthony @t0nybgoode.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

It ’tis I, Unc with the good puss. Arthritis in the knees, youth in the coochie.

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Anthony @t0nybgoode.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

The only creek white people should be quiet on is Lake Lanier.

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Anthony @t0nybgoode.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Today, they were asking who wears a size 29, as far as men. Because they were giving away a pair of pants. And I go, "I do." And my straight male coworker goes, "Nah, yo you kinda bulky back there." And the two other straight guys agree. "yeah, yeah he right." So what y'all really saying?

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