t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 1hHad to carry Bowie home because he refused to stop choking himself on the leash today. 000
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 3hMeghan acting like she’s too busy to text me about kale. Ok. 000
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 4h“I need to know where you got the shirt that says Monterey bay aquarium” 110
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 05/10/20263 hours of sleep. Today is about to be so ass 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 000
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have a wedding in two weeks. But I’ll try until then 000
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Matt’s death just can’t be an excuse anymore. Drinking is making me fat and miserable. 110
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Daniel the type of guy to say “I’m not even tired” and then roll over and make the most ungodly noises you’ve ever heard for 2 hours. 000
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Took a week break from the crossword and hate myself. Gotta get back into that. 000
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Don’t be flattered. My body just craves deli and cured meat 100
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Add some lettuce and I need this sooooooo bad 110
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 05/10/2026All I’ve ever wanted is solo victory. I can only win when I’m with my mom. And maybe you tomorrow 000
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This sounds like a hardcore brag, and it kinda is, but I also promise I feel embarrassed. 000
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I feel lowkey embarrassed about winning at trivia so much. But I’m gonna be a little busier than usual this month so maybe it’ll be ok 200
Reposted by @t0asters.bsky.socialbobdylanlovr.bsky.social @bobdylanlovr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If you’re dying your dogs hair you should literally be in jail. And yeah there’s pet safe dye but it’s mainly because your vibes are utterly rancid for doing that. 001
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Never forgiving the algorithm for showing me a fox and the hound reel just now. 010
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Daniel just offered me wine and I said no 💅🏻 111
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think it’s time to start dabbling in my restrictive ed again 🙈🙈🙈 kinda nervous 000
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It’s crazy how Viggo Mortensen is actually just a dude, but Aragorn is one of the hottest people to ever exist. 000
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dude I think we need to comedy heads on winter fashion 100
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I wish I could buy my sister some self awareness for her birthday 000
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I hope my sister has kids so bad. Please please pleaseeeeee let me be the cool, drunk aunt. They’ll love it. 000
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Brushes teeth -> drinks orange Gatorade =🤢 -> drinks filtered water =🥴 000
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Come morrow’s eve, I will drink too much once again. But maybe we will all celebrate this time. 000
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Gonna chug the rest of this dumb ass Gatorade and succumb to all the beer I had tonight. I will wake up new tomorrow. But also the same. 100
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Bad night of tweets but it’s ok to be honest sometimes. 000
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Chase’s wedding is gonna heal me. I’m going to see so many people I’ve loved and needed. I’m crying thinking about it right now. 000
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me when there’s a rogue comma on my story but it’s too late 000
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I can try to be aware and proactive but I know for a fact my mind is not stronger than my body’s cope. 000
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Dude this coming month is going to make all my issues worse 100
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s going to make me way more pissed off than I’ve been all these months. But that’s okay. It’s deserved. 000
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Let’s all just listen to the peak album Live Through This x Hole 100
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Listening to Cat Stevens kind of makes me throw up in my mouth /pos 000
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I should get blunt bangs again, shouldn’t I? :-((((((((( 000
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Scrolling through my Instagram as a stranger and it is literally just a dead dad fanpage 000
t0asters.bsky.social @t0asters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Dealing with this world sober and without disorder is awesome. Awesome in the actual definition of the word. All of my respect. 000
