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The Case of the Self-Adoring Man
The crime: Theft of Rudolph Valentino's antique mirror.
The suspect: Elliot Prescott.
The motive: An irresistible desire to see his legendary beauty reflected in a mirror worthy of the view.
The verdict: Not guilty. This act of self-love could never be criminal.