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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

They can’t figure out degrees of freedom either, thus no mean square. 😎😉

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Looks like a great course. No math, spend time on the mitochondria.

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Well if someone does a Shapiro-Wilkes test 🤷‍♂️

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

We can now trust a stripper named Jasmine more than a a rice named Jasmine 🤷‍♂️

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Bill Cosby’s mother: it depends on whether you are drinking or pouring.

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Statistician: the mean, median and mode = 1/2

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I’m sure you meant 2.5 credit hours 😁🧐. Just leave about that Bayesian stuff and you’ll have time.

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

You should see the correlation with pizza consumption of parents. That has not been ruled out either.

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Interesting. Both as a statistician and someone getting ready to donate a kidney

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

You must be from Arkansas 😉

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Go with standard of care 🍻

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Statistician, Bayesian, Data Scientist

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I used to do statistics for the hell if it …. now I do statistics to stay relevant. BoB

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

I'm worried our current batch of students will not be able or even interested in "seeing a problem with the data". Keep up the good work.

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

45 years later I completed a PhD in statistics. She died before I could find her on social media, but I did find her daughter and get to tell her the story.

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

My first mentor was my 3rd grade teacher, Mrs. Moore. A black woman teaching in a white neighborhood in the 60’s that wouldn’t have a black resident until the 90’s. She said I already knew 3rd grade math and took me to the book closet and got a 4th grade book. She said “you and I will use this book”

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

How to Stop Worrying and Start Jiving

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

How to Sin Friends and Influence People

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

The AI generated emails from our new Enterprise software are driving me nuts. The thing wants me to add a period (.) after the Ave in my address. I yelled at my screen yesterday, “add it your damn self “. 😔🤷‍♂️

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Job security, unwanted or needed, but none the less

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Ugh. Try Diet Coke also

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Those sticks are point(ed) estimates

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

The final question on the final in my Stats for Research class. 50 PhD students pan-campus. I wish I had the answer. :). "Your research is complete and your data analyzed. Your p-value for your primary outcome is .053. What do you do? Say?

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Southeastern Conference (SEC)

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Yes, the Venn diagram has plenty of overlap

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

I say ask 11 Bayesians to calculate the interval and let’s drink beer 🍺 and discuss why each one is different but I can use the probability word when describing them. 😉

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Overnight? Try carrying two shoe boxes full of punch cards to hand over to a stoned hippy and coming back in a few days to get your error filled green bar 🤣

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Damn Darren, this is awesome. Just became required reading for my Stats for Research class. Thanks.

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

We business professors call it “marketing puffery”. It’s a concept that allows marketers to lie 🤷‍♀️

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Twitter was my postdoc. Learned a ton, made great connections. Best thing I did for my career 2015 till Elon bought it.

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

You are number one in the hearts of Arkansans

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Clinical trials are easy if you just make up data …… I mean simulate it.

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Our world does need fixing

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Darn, if you had chosen The University of Tennessee online MBA program, we could have reversed roles of teacher/student 😆😉. Just learn to pronounce EBITA with an Irish/Arkansas accent and you will be fine.

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

If the designation impacts our conclusions about the drug/intervention, we’ve goofed. The rest is about inference space, and we essentially ignore that in a RCT anyway. 🤷‍♀️

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

I just love saying heteroskesomething,who cares if we can spell it!

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

There’s too much wrong with the world right now, I’m sticking with Will Smith IS cool 🙃

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

I’m a start simple kind of guy. First three days of my Stats for Research 1 are conceptual about two quotes “data has no meaning except in context “ and “statistics is simply separating Signal from Noise”

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Allen @t-allen.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

And taking them from their family and jobs.

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