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sophie chupacabra

@szumm.bsky.social
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東京で有名な汗妖怪

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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 18h
you mean what if a politician talked to us like adults capable of addressing serious issues with nuance?
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 19h
a 2004 kia sportage, credible sources auger, is the form our death will take, but not for several more years; so on slow nights we imagine it out there, sitting in traffic, filling with take out trash and talk radio, we know its every dent and stain—when it does come, we'll be greeting an old friend
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 21h
looks like an alex colville painting
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 21h
this is better than his more noted earlier stuff
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 21h
woke up feeling like a slice of life New Yorker cover
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 21h
emerging from the reverie to find that during the absence my body has been holding sustained eye contact with two cigarette-smoking teens and, in a flustered jolt of panic, giving them a thumbs up
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 22h
pretty bad place to fuck, all things considered
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 22h
thinking about papasan chairs
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 22h
experimenting with doing push-ups while listening to broken social scene 'you forgot it in people' (2002)
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my practice involves entering museums, surreptitiously swabbing various sculptures and canvases, and culturing the samples in nutrient agar: look this is the microbiome of 'Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe' (1863)
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
we would scour thrift shops for corporate workwear: embroidered polos, branded vests, the stuff of cheap retail and warehouse uniforms; then, all kitted out, we'd show up, transfers we'd say, here to fill in
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
loll
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
well
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
alighted the rush hour JR with such aplomb that the station manager gave me her goofy little hat
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
wonder if he ever got to meet keith harring
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
feeld matched with chairman takeshi kaga
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yeah i don't understand why these people are so wound up about this, especially since their entire lives revolve around irreverently posting about current events (of course, when they do it, it's serious, adult, and respectable)
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i daijoubued my way into this mess and by god i will daijoubu my way out of it
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it seems pretty standard practice for authors to point out when current events align with their recent publication
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yeah exactly, the concept of a 'bubble' assumes there is a default and universal 'not bubble' defined by fleeting cultural products, which is only feels true for people people who constant cook their brains online
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i don't think she's even being smart, just completely ignorant about social and political history
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is how big tent parties are traditionally organized to cater to different parts of the electorate; you have a bowling league for some people and a reading circle for others etc.
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hell yeah terri, have an awesome time
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
prayed here; experienced breif but unsatisfying absolution
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/szum...
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
eno's new deck of 'direct strategies' just a series of rude suggestions about where to insert each card
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
experimenting with doing push-ups while listening to tim hecker 'anoyo' (2019)
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
loll
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
woke up feeling like the last cigarette commercial ever to air on American television
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
pieter bruegel the xillennial, pieter bruegel the zillennial
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
but that's exactly what they'd want, isn't it
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
thinking about compelling objects
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
loll
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my priest, my rabbi, and my imam all agree that if other people can wear bucket hats i should be allowed to wear one too
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i'm not trying to figure out what the couscous twins are saying, i'm trying to get railed
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
you can hear it whenever someone with an unusual name suddenly rockets to international fame: the slick sound of a billion people learning to move their tongues in new ways
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
finally, set aside time to settle on an alias, a good one, one without too much flare or any pesky connotations, one you could live with, or failing that, tolerate inscribed on your grave
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
you can notice that people entering grocery stores shake off their umbrellas like priests casting holy water from a—what's it called again? and as you shop and run and ride the train you can rotate that object and mouth different sounds, until finally: aspergillum; and that can be your wednesday
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
neat!
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
experimenting with doing push-ups while listening to Shane Parish, 'autechre guitar' (2026)
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
still wearing her primary school uniform, tokyo's youngest forex trader is not yet ten but already commands a corner office in the city's Otemachi district, 'the numbers come easy, the accounts are always full' she tells us, taking a drag from a mevius cigarette, 'but something in me remains empty'
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
my primary ambition in life is to remain in a walkable neighborhood of a major city, a goal which shouldn't make me feel like a tiny tick desperately clinging to the hide of a giant animal, but it does
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
lol
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
can you even imagine
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
nice we all agree on the basics there
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
thinking about flying saucers
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i read too much pynchon as a teen so i still think watching a patrician word wander into a dive bar sentence is the height of comedy
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ugh they make it basically impossible to cancel this gymnopédie membership
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
briefly pausing the ambient album to find, with great satisfaction, that the crickets continue chirping
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
to risk making another jejune observation on language, why has 'quietly' quietly become such a prevalent adverb?
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