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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

OH and the dvd extras on Cars traumatized me. They had storyboards for an early draft of the movie that was genuinely terrifying. I couldn't watch cars anymore after seeing it, and spent twelve years thinking I dreamt it until I rediscovered it in highschool: youtu.be/dKBZG9KSdu4?...

youtu.be

Cars: Deleted Scenes (1080p60)

YouTube video by Taylor Kennedy

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The main menu for 2004's Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed has burnt itself into my memory. When I was three, I spent 30 minutes to an hour watching it on loop because my parents were hustling about, moving into our new house and I just didn't think to ask them to start the movie.

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

More likely to hit that 90 if you crit and have a cool DM

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ah, but don't you see that the atmosphere of fear is good for shareholders? I personally plan to trap 1 in 5 of my employees within inescapable torment orbs by the end of the year. Their various turbulent energies will increase stock prices by 5-7%

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ooh, birthday present just for me!

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Happy to be back being taught by you!!

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

May he rest easy in the one place untouched by capitalism... heaven.

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Ew, what? This has to be wrong, I refuse to believe it, right shift should go unused forever, like god intended

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The One Peice... It's real...

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

It's just 3 hours of that one chumba wumba song and running back to the boat

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Avengers Doomsday appears to be asking the one question most modern directors are too cowardly to ask: "What if a movie had 7 billion guys in it?"

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

My guy, my fellow 24 year old, my sibling of the bounty of God's green earth, we are grown ass adults and we can look things up when we don't know how to do them

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

This explains why I don't think about the roman empire! Here I was doubting my gender when in reality I was thinking about it the whole time!

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Never has a calendar reminder made me cackle as hard as this one Deltarune has never been more tomorrow

A calendar reminder that says DELTARUNE Tomorrow

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

An incredible article that very simply lays out many of the biggest concerns game devs have about Gen-AI being forced upon us. Highly recommend giving it a read.

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Just terrible. I hope those affected are able to land on their feet 💔

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

This is genuinely devastating news. Ubisoft Winnipeg was a key part of the local game development scene. I'm hoping all the devs who worked there are able to land on their feet 💔

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Can't spell uncertain without cunt

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Touching grass. Spring finally arrives...

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

The Christmas version bangs

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Numbers above 1 are for chumps!

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Dude this looks awesome! Your jam games never fail to impress

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Not if it's one of yours my guy!

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Can a white boy get esoteric on his ebb?

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

It's okay, I'm 24 and there's no one younger than me.

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

So uhhhhh... Y'come here often?

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Mechanical Man is an all timer for me

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

That's not up to him, that's the business of the walt disney corporation

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

AY RAM MENTION, YOU LOVE TO SEE IT!

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Hyper Realistic Skin Penguin...

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

I've played about an hour of it and I just gotta say I love the UI work, and the stats have such fun personalities. Wisdom is my boy

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

if it's any consolation the dude playing rick flag sr in peacemaker is like sixty, so you'll get to stay ripped like you currently are for a little longer

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Holy shit it's only a week away? I'm psyched!!

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Just started game dev school and I'm not at my school PC so I can't show anything from that, but mostly they have us playing around in unity to learn the very basics. If you wanna see one of the portfolio pieces that got me in, here's a game jam game heliturtleop.itch.io/stickup-rodeo

heliturtleop.itch.io

Stickup Rodeo by Olivier Proulx

Available for Windows

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Brother this game could not possibly be more in my wishlist than it already is. Very excited for it

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

10 million dollars is the cap for me. 100k every year for a hundred years. If I ever wind up needing more than that I'm fucked

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

As a canadian it's incredibly funny to me to see every reply be "I have issues with timmies, but (Insert favorite donut) rescued my son from a burning building" Side note, an old fashioned plain donut saved my son from a burning building

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Don't look at that shit it's not chill at all

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Whoa whoa whoa this isn't your run of the mill slop. It's got at least 30-60% more nutritional value than the normal stuff in my trough. This is like, slop+ or something

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Jake Szmon @szmonjbob.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Some treasure would be sick if you don't mind

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