Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 23hSpurs yesterday showed how to perform when down to ten men #COYS #THFC 020
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026A: What flavour crisps would you like? B: Whatever A: Roast chicken? B: Ugh A: Ready salted? B: Bland A: Cheese & onion? B: I’m easy, me 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Every podcast I listen to at the moment seems to feature an ad with a deeply unpleasant, impatient, entitled individual promoting Alexa+. Metaphor for modern Britain, unfortunately. 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026@drmatthewsweet.bsky.social Really enjoying The Great Dictator. But St George’s Day on 23rd March?! 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Elvis Costello: My Aim Is True 49th Anniversary Edition I’m going in. I may be a while. 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The pitch isn’t looking great for so early in the season, is it? Could do better. #COYS #THFC #TOTAVL 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026From the Spurs website: “De Zerbi on bringing a Premier League mentality to Carabao Cup clash”. Hmmmmmm #COYS #THFC #LIVTOT 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Probably a highly apt time to remember that the utterly useless Chris Mason is paid north of quarter of a million pounds by BBC News. For what? 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026In the latest issue of the @folkestonedispatch.substack.com a Southern Water spokesperson refers to “a genuine storm overflow release”. Is this a tacit admittance that their discharges are normally not for legitimate reasons? #Folkestone 100
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Just four of the many vehicles on show today at Folkestone Oldtimer Car Rally on the Leas 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 30/08/2026So, Thomas Tuchel is at the Chelsea v Brighton game. Will never forgive him for bottling it in the World Cup Semi-Final when the game was for the taking. Never. 110
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Sky coverage of this game very jerky #TOTNEW #COYS 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Great goal and hopefully a huge confidence-booster for Mikey Moore #COYS #THFC 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026@tonyvaughanmp.bsky.social Those ministers are fools or knaves 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I don’t want Solanke to “get valuable minutes under his belt” but to score four goals #COYS #THFC 020
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 22/08/2026It’s too hot in the sun and too cold in the shade 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Emergency services are rapidly responding to a reported sighting of a pile of books by Boris Johnson 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I'm hoping to take some good photos this afternoon, so I've remembered to put a new film in my phone. 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026This Nissen hut could contain a rusting tractor or a ready-to-launch ballistic missile 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 13/08/2026His car has a vanity plate to draw attention to himself and smoked glass windows to protect his privacy 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The birds seem fine but the eclipse seems to have freaked out the car around the corner 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Having climbed up to the belfry at St Mary’s, Rye, he wondered for a brief moment if he were on his way to the top of the church tower or in the middle of an episode of Midsomer Murders 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Maybe Infantino could just fly around the world in an executive jet for the rest of his life, never disembarking. 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I’ve hurt my knee on the fridge door. Breakfast truly is an extreme sport. 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Infantino confuses spreading hate with calling to account #FIFA #corruption 001
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The technical term for this is ‘utter bollocks’. It is the CEO of Centrica who should be axed. 010
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 20/07/2026That was such a terrible World Cup Final but it was great fun interacting with people on Bluesky 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Is there actually any atmosphere in the stadium? Fucking PA drowning everything out. #SPAARG 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Guy Mowbray should be talking about why there wasn’t a yellow card not crap on about some American showbiz bollocks #SPAARG #WorldCupFinal #BBCSport 020
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Game just over a minute old and already a dig at Spurs by Guy Mowbray #COYS #SPAARG 110
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 17/07/2026@tonyvaughanmp.bsky.social What does our local MP think? 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Would anyone know if the dependable Romero who plays for Argentina is related to the erratic Romero who sometimes plays for Spurs? #COYS 040
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 14/07/2026It is somewhat rich to spend years helping to break the country and then to complain that Britain is broken. #Farage 020
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026That Walkers crisps ad is downright peculiar. “Viewing party”?! 000
Andrew Szmelter @szmelly.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Shut the fuck up about Djed Spence, Matterface. Spence has NEVER let England down. #NORENG #ITV 000
