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Chris McKercher

@systemisbroken.bsky.social
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Blue dot in TX, formerly of SD. She/her Fighting for the future of my four grandkids. I’m a caregiver, and there aren’t enough of us. Yeah, that’s me and James Talarico in my picture.

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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got my body worked yesterday after missing a few weeks for various reasons. So, today, this is my life.
A haunting photo of a sad kitty projected over a field. The caption reads “The painkiller after seeing the amount of pain inside me”.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yay
A push notification from Apple TV stating that subscriptions will now be 14.99/month. Also pictured in the wallpaper of my phone is Donna, the best dog ever, who is severely missed.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A yellow duckling faces forward. Caption says Dear Autocorrect, it’s never duck.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I haven’t had kitty pictures in a while, no clients with cats, until now. Everyone say hello to Elvis, napping in his favorite chair in between keeping his elderly human company.
A very large cat named Elvis naps in a desk chair.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We had a cool front come through and knock us down to the 90s, from previous triple digits. Ah, September in Texas!
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Beep beep!
A roadrunner visiting the back balcony of a home
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So, I asked “What’s wrong with Ken Paxton’s face?”, and this was the answer. I had no idea about these things. He’s still ugly as the Cryptkeeper on the inside.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A bladder with a crown on its head and a scepter declares “I am the bladder and I decide when it’s time to wake up!!!” while other organs and an alarm clock worship it and say “Yes master” and “Praise be”
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Apparently, he did. I was 8. 🤷‍♀️ I’m not really sure what’s going on in this thread, but I’m digging in now.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Did Marco turn down this weird invitation to be fed cheese, so Oz accepted?
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He took pictures with everyone when he was done speaking.
James Talarico and me!
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Changed pictures. Not sure what I was doing with my face in the other one.
James Talarico and me!
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Standing room only in Kerrville for James Talarico!
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Let’s go!!!!!
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The crowd is waiting for James Talarico in Kerrville!
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We have signs!
Talarico for Texas signCorruption is costing Texans

Talarico for Texas sign
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I couldn’t have a better seat. Let’s go Talarico!
The podium for tonight’s Talarico rally
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Hunger Games host
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Gowdy’s eyebrows and hair are just absurd. So much plastic surgery! Makes me think Hunger Games.
The host of the Hunger Games
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So, apparently, we the taxpayers ate his loss, because of course we did.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
to harm actual women? Having a doll with fake bruises and then stuffing it in a suitcase on the side of the road should be a huge red flag. “Women are being reduced to a set of penetratable orifices” sums it up really well.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I found a shot without the creepy lighting from the website.
A creepy ass led light anti wrinkle face mask.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is one of her senior pictures. We lost her in March at 13. Best grandkid herder ever. Knew exactly when we needed snuggles and when we needed to play. Slept with her head on my pillow, stretched out like a human, she was my little spoon.
The best girl there ever was, my Donna, a black and white Border Collie/pittie mix
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I stepped outside at my clients to warm up (WHY is it SO cold in the house?) and got barked out by this little guy. I’m assuming it’s a guy. Beep beep!
A roadrunner under a tree in the shade
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Here you go.
I asked Google if an active Secretary of Defense has ever campaigned for a candidate before. The answer is that Pete Hegseth broke precedent.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Nope, but EMS personnel can. Why?
I asked if civilians could buy the G.L.O.V.E., and the answer is that only professionals can have access, including law enforcement and EMTs.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Not just heat. Oppressive heat. Fuck.
Screenshot of my Home Screen with a photo of my former dog, Donna, a border collie/pit bull mix. A weather notification warns of “Oppressive Heat”.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What I was getting most of yesterday.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is one of my favorites.
Donald Trump peeks out of a truck labeled Panda Express with Air Force One in the background. Caption reads “The Secret Service designation for the catering cart on Air Force One is Panda Express because it serves orange chicken.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A man stands at his open front door with government goons outside. He asks “Honey, did you post something negative about the regime?”
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My brother sent me this earlier. He lives west of Chicago.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
His scandalous affair is common knowledge here in Texas. Wouldn’t an alpha male give some pig headed reason to justify replacing his wife with a younger woman? He had an affair with an aide, then got her a cushy real estate job.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This tic tac toe game seems rigged.
A wooden tic tac toe board with five chickens and four eggs instead of Xs and Os.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My favorite sign. Bitches for good.
A protester in Alaska holds a sign that says Bitches for Good
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I ran the picture through Google and asked who it was. This is what I got.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The cool candidates spent July 4th with Willie.
James Talarico hangs out with Willie Nelson on July 4th.Gina Hinojosa hangs out with Willie Nelson on July 4th.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Seriously. His hair has gone from white to gray. His jowls have disappeared, and his skin is incredibly younger. Who knew? Maybe you have to have the congressional healthcare plan to get these benefits.
Mitch McConnell without jowls, with gray hair and smooth skin, supposedly from a rehab vs Mitch McConnell before his Houdini act occurred, with white hair, jowls, and typical old man skin.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It’s not raining so badly here now. But the flood sirens are screaming.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I just wanna go home in half an hour. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You can wear regular clothes at a rehab. In fact, they encourage patients to practice dressing themselves. That being said, I think that picture is bullshit. Did he have plastic surgery and dye his hair while he was there?
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I still don’t buy it. He looks like he’s had a face lift. His jowls are gone, his skin is smooth, his hair is gray, not white. Nobody his age improves that much in rehab.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
If I have explosive diarrhea for 107 days, someone is going to have to tell me exactly where that came from. Serious question, they tracked COVID rates by testing sewer water. Can they do the same with this?
Part of the linked article which says the longest case of explosive diarrhea lasted 107 days.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I never knew that pneumonia made your jowls disappear and your skin smooth.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I mean, either this is AI, or he’s had serious cosmetic surgery while in rehab.
Two photos of Mitch McConnell, one with jowls and wrinkles. The proof of life photo looks like he’s had a ton of cosmetic surgery, and I’m betting is AI.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This one seems to be easy for everyone to understand, regardless of education level.
From Ann Landers, the definitions of socialism, communism, fascism, nazism, anarchism, and capitalism.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
These two scare Texas republicans. Good. Let’s do this! I’m jealous that I didn’t get to hang on Willie’s bus though.
James Talarico and Willie Nelson hang out on the Fourth of July Gina Hinojosa and Willie Nelson hanging out on the Fourth of July
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I can tell the difference between a technology and a corporation. I assume this has to do with my aversion to AI. I get some weird ones.
A message that I have been added to a mod list entitled “can’t tell the difference between a technology and a corporation”
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This was our Dora, who was with us for 19 years. Her mom was a stray that had the litter under the trailer we were living in at the time. She ended up being my best buddy, slept with me (on me) every night, and if I sat down, she was in my lap.
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Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Can I get a Happy Birthday for our oldest granddaughter, our Jedi baby, Liz, who turns 10 today?
Our Jedi granddaughter
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