Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Got my body worked yesterday after missing a few weeks for various reasons. So, today, this is my life. 000
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I haven’t had kitty pictures in a while, no clients with cats, until now. Everyone say hello to Elvis, napping in his favorite chair in between keeping his elderly human company. 010
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We had a cool front come through and knock us down to the 90s, from previous triple digits. Ah, September in Texas! 111
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026So, I asked “What’s wrong with Ken Paxton’s face?”, and this was the answer. I had no idea about these things. He’s still ugly as the Cryptkeeper on the inside. 000
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Apparently, he did. I was 8. 🤷♀️ I’m not really sure what’s going on in this thread, but I’m digging in now. 001
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Did Marco turn down this weird invitation to be fed cheese, so Oz accepted? 000
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 01/09/2026He took pictures with everyone when he was done speaking. 081
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Changed pictures. Not sure what I was doing with my face in the other one. 000
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Standing room only in Kerrville for James Talarico! 100
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The crowd is waiting for James Talarico in Kerrville! 120
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I couldn’t have a better seat. Let’s go Talarico! 120
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Gowdy’s eyebrows and hair are just absurd. So much plastic surgery! Makes me think Hunger Games. 010
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 30/08/2026So, apparently, we the taxpayers ate his loss, because of course we did. 000
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 30/08/2026to harm actual women? Having a doll with fake bruises and then stuffing it in a suitcase on the side of the road should be a huge red flag. “Women are being reduced to a set of penetratable orifices” sums it up really well. 020
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I found a shot without the creepy lighting from the website. 110
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 22/08/2026This is one of her senior pictures. We lost her in March at 13. Best grandkid herder ever. Knew exactly when we needed snuggles and when we needed to play. Slept with her head on my pillow, stretched out like a human, she was my little spoon. 240
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I stepped outside at my clients to warm up (WHY is it SO cold in the house?) and got barked out by this little guy. I’m assuming it’s a guy. Beep beep! 210
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My brother sent me this earlier. He lives west of Chicago. 000
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 11/08/2026His scandalous affair is common knowledge here in Texas. Wouldn’t an alpha male give some pig headed reason to justify replacing his wife with a younger woman? He had an affair with an aide, then got her a cushy real estate job. 010
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I ran the picture through Google and asked who it was. This is what I got. 210
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The cool candidates spent July 4th with Willie. 161
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Seriously. His hair has gone from white to gray. His jowls have disappeared, and his skin is incredibly younger. Who knew? Maybe you have to have the congressional healthcare plan to get these benefits. 020
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 16/07/2026It’s not raining so badly here now. But the flood sirens are screaming. 000
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I just wanna go home in half an hour. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 000
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 13/07/2026You can wear regular clothes at a rehab. In fact, they encourage patients to practice dressing themselves. That being said, I think that picture is bullshit. Did he have plastic surgery and dye his hair while he was there? 111
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I still don’t buy it. He looks like he’s had a face lift. His jowls are gone, his skin is smooth, his hair is gray, not white. Nobody his age improves that much in rehab. 010
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 13/07/2026If I have explosive diarrhea for 107 days, someone is going to have to tell me exactly where that came from. Serious question, they tracked COVID rates by testing sewer water. Can they do the same with this? 000
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I never knew that pneumonia made your jowls disappear and your skin smooth. 251
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I mean, either this is AI, or he’s had serious cosmetic surgery while in rehab. 051
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026This one seems to be easy for everyone to understand, regardless of education level. 100
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 06/07/2026These two scare Texas republicans. Good. Let’s do this! I’m jealous that I didn’t get to hang on Willie’s bus though. 000
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I can tell the difference between a technology and a corporation. I assume this has to do with my aversion to AI. I get some weird ones. 020
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 07/05/2026This was our Dora, who was with us for 19 years. Her mom was a stray that had the litter under the trailer we were living in at the time. She ended up being my best buddy, slept with me (on me) every night, and if I sat down, she was in my lap. 4926
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 04/05/2026@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Can I get a Happy Birthday for our oldest granddaughter, our Jedi baby, Liz, who turns 10 today? 000