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@syskill.bsky.social

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Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I believe you were seeking this meme

"What in the Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried Fuck" meme featuring Colonel Sanders

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Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I can see the future of the Grindr conglomerate now

From _30 Rock_: convoluted corporate org chart showing GE's ownership of NBC through various and sundry subsidiary companies

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Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

dril tweet reads, "and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad."

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Fact check: true scholarship.shu.edu/cgi/viewcont...

I. INTRODUCTION

Notwithstanding the gravity of American sovereignty, the people
of American Samoa have maintained a traditional and distinctive way
of life: the fa’a Samoa.1 This resiliency reflects that American Samoa is
in many ways the most unique of the five unincorporated territories of
the United States.2 It is the most distant from the mainland, the least
populous, the only one not governed under an organic act passed by
the U.S. Congress,3 and home to the only Americans who do not
automatically attain U.S. citizenship upon birth.4

Unlike the residents of the other U.S. territories, American
Samoans are classified by statute as “U.S. nationals.”5 Several plaintiffs have sued to challenge that arrangement in recent years, arguing for

the automatic extension of birthright citizenship via the Citizenship Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, but they have been consistently opposed by their own local American Samoa Government (ASG) as well as successive U.S. administrations.6 These respondents argue that judicial imposition of U.S. citizenship would not only be against the popular will of the majority of American Samoans, but would also constitute the tip of a slippery slope that would open the floodgates to hegemonic imposition of other mainland constitutional norms by distant federal judges, thereby upending the territory’s traditional way of life.7 They worry in particular that the local Native Lands Ordinance, which restricts the sale of land to outsiders, would face enhanced scrutiny under the Fourteenth Amendment’s Equal Protection Clause; that the territory’s matai (chieftain) only senate would run afoul of Article I’s prohibition on titles of nobility; and that the official observation of Sa (a daily period of prayer) would violate the First Amendment’s Establishment Clause.8

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Gotta go with what worked for Zaphod Beeblebrox. Post your getaway vehicle

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Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Throw in a couple of dessert ships and we got ourselves a navy

Skeet by @theraseth.bsky.social reads, "Every Pacific naval encounter from late 1943 onward is like... six identical copies of the USS We Built This Yesterday supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships." There is an image of a news article about the "ice cream barges" that the US Navy deployed in the Pacific theater to support morale.

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Hillary Clinton laughing uproariously

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

The original classic

Tweet by Andrew Lawrence reads:
"Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views
…
Me: Which views, exactly?
Con: Oh, you know the ones"

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Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

More like

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Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Buh-bye

Medieval-style drawing of "St. Felicia, patron saint of farewells"

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Winnie the Pooh holds a piece of paper and squints at it. Caption reads, "Well there it is, the dumbest fucking thing I have read all day."

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Disappointed cricket fan meme

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Clippy asks, “Hey Todd Blanche do you work for Microsoft? Cause you only answer a question like ‘Yes’ or ‘Remind me later’”

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Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Women points angrily at cat meme

Dog show announcer points accusingly at Sir Jumps-A-Lot

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Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Post something random or you'll have the exact same May as you will if you don't post anything.

A puffin struts across the grass. Caption reads, "Everyday I'm puffling"

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

A blonde girl gestures angrily. Caption reads, "Go Apologize to God"

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Link is dead

GoDaddy parked domain page for jaccusepaper.co.uk

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

MFW I hear any news that isn't totally apocalyptic

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

If I may

New York Post front page with a picture taken during the recent North American solar eclipse. The caption reads, "Rare eclipse captivates nation: AMERICA MOONED"

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

When all three of Trump's appointees to the Supreme Court strike down his bid for a legacy

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Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Medieval-style depiction of "St. Felicia, patron saint of farewells"

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Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Chidi Anagonye (played by William Jackson Harper) from _The Good Place_ saying, "Okay, but that's worse. You do see how that's worse, right?"

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Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Nicholas Cage "You don't say?" meme

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

"Gentlemen! Our delay is causing irreparable damage to consumers!"

Rich old men wearing suits, holding wineglasses, and laughing

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Oh come on, it's a perfectly cromulent word!

Not in word list: EMBIGGEN

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Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Your WageWorks card can be tapped?

You Guys Are Getting Paid? meme

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

What is this i dont even

Maduro's hands??

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Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Side Eyeing Chloe and Pajama Kid in the style of American Gothic. Their faces show disgust, disappointment, and incapacity to believe this crap

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Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed
If you can't get there without him
And you don't know much about him
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed

If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed
If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed
If you're running off your mouth
And his buddy lives down south
If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed

If he's got a stupid haircut he's a Fed
If he's got a stupid haircut he's a Fed
If his haircut's tight and high
Fits better with a suit and tie
If he's got a stupid haircut he's a Fed

If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed
If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed
If he wants you to repeat it
Where the chat room won't delete it
If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed

(author unknown; image from iFunny)

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Alexander Hamilton (played by Lin-Manuel Miranda) looks down in dismay, appearing to read something from a phone that someone holds up to the television

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

President George W. Bush standing at a podium in front of a "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" banner on the USS Abraham Lincoln

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Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Tay's 3D printed Clippy

Clippy's eyes

Stare into Clippy's eyes

Gaze into the abyss

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Got it, quality all the way

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

The day in question

A cobalt-60 gamma ray source, prominently inscribed with the warning "DROP & RUN"

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Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

I beg to differ

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

ההוראות לא ברורות

הנה המיטנס

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

When you definitely have a firm grasp of Jewish beliefs o_O

Screenshot of parent post

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

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Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Not in word list: BOLLOCKS

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Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Johnny Carson, host of the Tonight Show, dressed as Karnak the Magnificent

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Rebuke the Devil

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi rebukes President Donald Trump from across the conference table in a meeting in the White House

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Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Alelan pls

Dolan Duck

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Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Alexander Hamilton (played by Lin-Manuel Miranda) looking nonplussed by what he sees on a phone that someone holds up to the TV

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Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

There's literally zero sanity left on Israel/Palestine. Only madness, everywhere you turn. Just today some dude in my feed suggested that NATO bomb Israel.

That just happened

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Someone in a cubicle in Fort Meade is like

A cartoon of a man pouring a box of "powder that makes you say 'real'" into his cartoonishly open mouth while saying "real"

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

"Traditional" views 😑

Tweet by Andrew Lawrence reads:
"Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views
...
Me: Which views, exactly?
Con: Oh, you know the ones"

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

"Got 'em"

The "Li'l Bastard Brainwashing Kit," used by The Leader to persuade Bart Simpson to join his cult

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Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

$"Look what they need just to mimic a fraction of our power" meme, with a cat saying the line$

Ben Slusky @syskill.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Medieval-style depiction of "St. Felicia, patron saint of farewells"