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I'm not growing up, I'm just burning out. Total idiot. Go Phillies.

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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A picture of a man doing skateboard style tricks down a set of stairs on a rake, then landing on the rake and thwapping himself in the face.
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky trending screenshot:
1. Trump bans media
2. Newsom vetos trans extradition bill
3. Users share 9 Animesnow that’s what i call bluesky in a classic now that’s what i call music logo
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sad
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The three canonical genders
HATS!
Three shopping windows with hats, in order: LA Gay embroidered hat, it has the dodgers logo in the middle of GAY; NY commie dad, it's N-Y-(Hammer and sickle) the dope one. It's silly. The damn thing just says silly.
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Crop crop art
A screenshot of the quote posted badly cropped so you can only see half of it. It's a very stupid joke. Very. But only because I'm too lazy to photoshop the cropped screenshot of crop art into a crop top. I thought about using an AI agent to create the picture and ending up with a slop shop cropped crop art crop top, but then I thought "stop".
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Those look great, in fact I wanted one so bad I started making some for my wife and me.
Slices of spam on a griddle pan with nearly perfect cross hatch grill marks. The photo is composed with a can of Korean BBQ spam, a jar of furikake, and a gator oven mitt chomping down on my favorite tongs to set the mood. This photo, however, is a lie. The Korean BBQ spam is unopened, my wife prefers the original flavor and that's what's on the griddle. The entire premise of the post is also a lie, although I love spam musubi, these were turned into spam and egg bowls. It's kind of like a deconstructed tomato musubi though, so it's close enough, mostly I'm just proud of my grill marks.
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Incredible av material here
A cropped screenshot of the original comic with just the derpy cow face and the word feces.
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's literally this 😂
Guy 1: I've made a robot that screams 
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: *looks plaintive and mildly confused*
Robot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The real art is the Twitter exchange this inspired. www.boredpanda.com/guy-mocking-...
A couple of dork ass losers getting called dork ass losers for saying a sculpture created by a Chinese woman was proof of white man's artistic talent.
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A child's crayon drawing of buzz light year saying "I am buzz lightyear I cum in pies!". Presumably a reference to the hit movie American Pie and not "I am buzz lightyear, I come in place"
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Damnit auto correct. *in June. He's leading the league!
A screenshot of the MLB mobile app showing the league leaders in batting average. Brendon Marsh is first with .340. The rest of the top 5 are Otto Lopez, Yandy Díaz, Jung Hoo Lee, and Luis Areaez.
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Is this @dansavage.bsky.social's film festival ?
a picture of the Big Board at the Mariners game, it shows a happy family in front of two inflatable hump stumps.
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Dorothy (rip)
A Twitter user with the display name Dorothy tweeting " I do not know if this is going to try I am talking to my fridge what the heck my Mom confiscated all my electronics again" sent from LG Smart Refrigerator
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The comic strip character Cathy surrounded by a combination of sweat and tears brings the monthly all hands meeting to a screeching halt with her full volume impersonation of world war 2 era British anti aircraft battery.
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
We had to say goodbye to our beloved 16+ year old dog on Friday. I can keep telling myself it was the right call and she's no longer in pain, but it does little to make me miss her less. I'm sure over time the grief will fade and the memories will remain, but until then it stinks, it really stinks 😭
My beautiful little terrier Zelda mid jump as she chases a tennis ball. She's a blonde 17 pound dog of about 2 years old with a jet black snout My beautiful little terrier Zelda walking towards the camera with her tongue out after a big day at the park, you can tell it's late in the day as she casts a long shadow. She's a blonde 17 pound dog of about 2 years old with a jet black snout My beautiful little terrier Zelda staring wistfully out at lake Washington. She's a blonde 17 pound dog of about 2 years old with a jet black snout My beautiful little terrier Zelda staring at me as we walk away from the water, she's wet from frolicking in lake Washington. She's a blonde 17 pound dog of about 2 years old with a jet black snout. The photo also includes her birth and death year, 2009-2026, and the text "gone but never forgotten"
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
A large emoji from the gboard/android emoji kitchen combining 🫡 and 🍳. It looks like an egg shaped saluting emoji in an egg pan.
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
jfc, the skyline really making a grim point tonight.
A screenshot of two sequential posts from a Bluesky feed.
First Post:
User Katie Tightpussy.. (@katie.bzky.team) with a profile picture of a cartoon character wearing a press hat.
The post text reads:
"the average trans person experiences more medical malpractice in a single year than the average cis person does in their entire life and that's NOT to suggest anyone other than cis white men have it good on average.... yeesh!!!!"
The post has 2 replies, 1 repost, and 39 likes.
Second Post:
An article shared by The Guardian (@theguardian.com).
The post title and preview text read:
"‘Matter of survival’: South Korean president urges public health cover for hair loss"
The preview includes a photograph of South Korean politician Lee Jae-myung (the Guardian headline incorrectly refers to him as "president" in this context, as he was a presidential candidate at the time of this proposal).
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The famous Onion Subway promotion showing 2 foot longs for 9.11. Never forget. There's also a guy who looks like a plane crashing into sandos that look like buildings. He's full of jet fuel.
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
A two-panel Garfield comic strip by Jim Davis.

Panel 1: Jon Hinkley is shown holding a brown paper bag up to his mouth, blowing air into it. The sound effect "FFFFF" is written above his head, indicating he is inflating the bag. Odie, the big dumb president, stands next to him, looking curious with his tongue hanging out.

Panel 2: Jon is smiling and holding the now-inflated paper bag as he quickly punches or hits it against a nearby column or pillar, causing the bag to burst. The sound effect "POW!" is written in a large speech bubble next to the action. Odie is standing on top of the column, which is now shaking with a distressed, worried face drawn on its side, representing the column's reaction to the sudden POW! noise. Odie's paws are visible on the top edge of the column.
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
lol, skyline delivers.
A screenshot of my skyline, the first visible skeet is our big dumb president falling asleep in his chair at various points during an oval office event. 

The next skeet is DJ Boozy Brunch's quote skeet, quoting a picture of the Star trek character Captain Picard falling asleep on the bridge of the USS Defiant.
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
The classic option.
A screenshot of a tweet from the user "largemann" (@lrgmnn).
The tweet text says: "fighting baseball for super famicom. some japanese guy had to come up with a whole league of fake american names"
Below the text is an image of a blue screen from a retro 16-bit video game, likely the team roster or player selection screen, displaying a list of incredibly misspelled or comically fake-sounding American names in white, pixelated text.
The names listed in two columns are:
Left Column:
 * SLEVE MCDICHAEL
 * ONSON SWEENEY
 * DARRYL ARCHIDELD
 * ANATOLI SMORIN
 * REY MCSRIFF
 * GLENALLEN MIXON
 * MARIO MCALWAIN
 * RAUL CHAMBERLAIN
 * KÉVIN NOGILNY
 * TONY SMEHBIK
 * BOBSON DUGNUTT
Right Column:
 * WILLIE DUSTICE
 * JEROMY GRIDE
 * SCOTT DOURQUE
 * SHOWN FURCOTTE
 * DEAN WESREY
 * MIKE TRUK
 * DWIGT RORTUGAL
 * TIM SANDAELE
 * KARL DANDLETON
 * MIKE SERNANDEZ
 * TODD BONZALEZ
The original tweet was posted at "6:40 a.m. · 27 Dec 16" and has "8,404 RETWEETS" and "24.8K LIKES." It's a hilarious look at localization attempts gone wonderfully wrong!

(Yes, I used genai for this alt text, sorry everyone)
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Screenshot of an all time famous tweet from Megan Amram (@meganamram) which reads:
yeah, sure, i like sorkin. sorkin my own dick
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Especially good with the @anti-aging.bsky.social labeler
A screen shot of the original post self-identifying as Jeremy with the addition of a label with the text Jeremy which is applied to Jeremys who self-identify as Jeremy.
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Well I was hoping someone else was going to post it.
The nutrition label for pork brains in gravy, the cholesterol per serving is 3190mg, 1060% of the daily recommended value.
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
And now my @mlb.com at bat app just switched to Japanese?? What's going on here
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Movie poster from the hit movie Kokanee Bear
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Screen shot of this clown's bio. Murdered Iraqis in multiple illegal wars. Zionist. Astros fan. It's so on the nose I'm afraid I'm about to block a good satire account but I'm not going to risk it 😂
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
A photo of Jamaican musician Eek-A-Mouse with a speech bubble at the bottom of the photo
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Zelda says congrats
A very sleepy senior dog, she has blonde hair with a face and snout that used to be jet black but is now heavily grey.
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
🥂 Oban.
A glass of Oban Scotch on a dirty coffee table.
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Zelda
A blonde dog with a black snout walking towards the camera in the late afternoon sun.
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The iconic picture of the Tiananmen Square tank man
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
A wheelie pop sticker above the pisser at Burke Gillman Brewing
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
The classic Saddam's hiding place meme image
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Now THIS is a skyline
A screenshot of this post of Liza followed by Willow the Cat, and a copy of an ad for Fat Frog ice cream bar from Good Humor
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
A screenshot of Condor Air's Christmas Tree luggage regulations. It reads: 

Transporting Christmas Trees
Christmas trees up to 100 cm (39.3 in) in height are transported free of charge. Christmas trees that are 101 cm (39.7 in) or taller are transported at the excess baggage rate applicable at the time. In addition, trees must also meet the following criteria for transport:

The tree may not be taller than 180 cm (70.7 in)
It must be portable, and packed in a net without any root balls.
It must have a valid health certificate (depending on the destination), which can be obtained from the local Plant Protection Office (Pflanzenschutzdienst) in the respective federal state.
It must be registered before the flight with the Condor Special Reservations service
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Dawg. What?
Post from the old place from @Notabigjerk. I know they're here too but this thing doesn't have drafts and I'm stupid and lazy. Text of the post:
I’m not falling for that hot take that’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
My zzyzx stats showing my four treasured live versions of lifeboy.

2/21/03
2/21/20
8/27/21
4/18/24
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
That cancelled tv show you'll never stop thinking about
Promo photo for the one season wonder, Flash Forward. Is it really good or does it just seem good because they never had to try to wrap it all up? Would they have landed it or Lost it? Who knows! Bring it back.
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
The well known "do something" meme with the text replaced with "cum on. . ." It has a watermark from a popular generator site because I'm lazy and stupid, but I'm also not going to name them because no free clout.
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
A picture of the toy "Bopit". This is the Extreme 2 version.
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
youtu.be/HLBXAs2LO8k
The red uno reverse card
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
The classic comic book character Cathy saying ARKK instead of ACK. ARKK is the ticker symbol for Cathy Wood's ETF which is notoriously bullish on TSLA.
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
When a furry takes too much Benadryl they get visited by the Arizona mascot #marchmadness #arizona
The Arizona wildcats mascot who wears a very hat man hat.
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
The old BigJB21 meme of a user replying on Tumblr "god I wish that were me"
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Three word phrase comic. An astronaut is floating in space, approaching a black hole.
First panel: oh no! A black hole.

Second panel, his hog is ripped from his suit by the event horizon: *rip* aaaaaaaaa

Third panel, his hog is stretched impossibly far by the black hole's gravitational pull: haha niiiiice.

https://www.threewordphrase.com/blackhole.gif
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Gotta get the donor labeler going 👉😎👉
A screenshot of the skeet this is in reply to showing all the congressman's donors as labels in the quote skeet. I'm stupid and lazy and on the bus so I haven't linked the actual labeler because I forget how to even find those settings.
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
An ancient meme with 4 split mugshots of various suspects taken at different times intended to show the decline in appearance and health after continual abuse of various drugs. The top left features a dark haired woman, as with (almost) all pictures she looks to be in much poorer health in the second picture, the label is "cocaine". In the top right there is a man with short hair and a mustache, in the second picture he has long unkempt hair and looks to be in much poorer health, the label is "alcohol". The bottom left is a young woman, in the second picture she looks gaunt and upset, the label is "crack". The final picture is of a well groomed young man with a serious look on his face, the second picture shows him still looking well groomed and was clearly taken in the same photo session but he has a big smile, the label says "raclette".
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Wreckx-N-Effexor @sysjq.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The Disney character Pluto wearing a military uniform (it's just a helmet, this mf never wears pants)
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