sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 11hOops, I forgot to post these over the weekend. Day 3 of Inktober: Miniature 010
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My job is about 50% me saying "How bad could it be?" and the other 50% is me finding out how bad it can be. 011
Reposted by @sypurist.bsky.socialDr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 13/07/2026One of the most memorable scenes in the history of cinema. RIP Sam Neill 17869841220
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I buy gifts for people at the last minute because I absolutely cannot stand the suspense of not immediately giving them the gift. What do you mean I have to wait to see the joy I caused? I want to do it NOW. 010
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I hate when you are really thirsty, but also you really have to pee. Like, make up your mind, do I contain too much water or not enough? 030
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Physically I'm at work, but mentally I'm in that void when Fortnite doesn't load properly and you're under the island somehow. 010
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I'm spending the day at work cleaning today, and with each passing second my standard for what qualifies as "clean" is diminishing. 010
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Decided to try Fortnite, see what all the fuss is about. It's actually pretty fun. 010
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Saying 2026 sounds fucking fake. That's a year? Get real. 000
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Nothing says "The day before Thanksgiving" quite like your water heater rupturing and flooding the basement. Super. 000
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I installed new switches, flipped the first one, works great. Flipped the second one, and the first switch caught fire. How's your Friday going? 000
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Today is Drop Day. On this day in 2077, the bombs fell in the Fallout universe. 000
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Taking my Tylenol and Motrin with a redbull because I need to get something done today. 000
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 12/09/2025So my coworker has been telling me about the Catgirl that lives next door to him. She's a woman who wears cat ears and lives in the trailer park next to where he lives. I ship my coworker and his Catgirl neighbor, because obviously I do. 110
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Sometimes, usually while looking at my bills, I can't help but wonder if I'm too ugly to start an OnlyFans. 000
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 11/08/2025I'm so irrationally upset about being excluded from a space I really didn't want to be in the first place. 000
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 11/08/2025I literally have done nothing with this account except create it. The only information it has is an email and phone number that have never been associated with a Facebook account before, and a picture of my face. WTF. Like, at least tell me why? 010
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Many years ago I lost my Facebook account. I couldn't recover it because I no longer had access to the email or phone number that I used when I signed up. Whatever. No big deal. Who needs Facebook, right? 120
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 25/07/2025I joke about how 60% of my job is literally being the only person in the building that will actually read the fucking instructions, but goddamn. 010
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 03/07/2025One of the really exciting things about this path I'm on is that I'm learning whole new ways to feel bad about myself, so that's something, I guess. 000
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Ignorance is bliss, but bliss probably isn't something to strive for. 010
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Sometimes I forget that other people can hear my music when I have the windows down in the car, until I'm listening to something explicit and I look over and the soccer mom in the car next to me at the stoplight is frantically rolling up her windows and giving me a dirty look. 010
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 27/05/2025In my professional opinion, the problem with this building is that the wiring is haunted. Just the wiring. The rest of the building is cool. But the wires have like a thousand ghosts in them. 020
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Is there a greater joy than running into an unusual problem, and then remembering that you impulse bought a tool for exactly this situation a decade ago and never once used? (I mean, probably. But that just happened to me and I'm pretty happy with it.) 010
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 13/02/2025The problem with having a Wednesday off from work is that now Thursday feels like Monday. 010
sypurist.bsky.social @sypurist.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Today at work a member of the IT department asked me "Does a power strip come with the part that plugs into the wall?" He had just bought a new power strip and hadn't opened it yet. This man almost certainly makes more money than I do. 010
