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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I used to spend a lot of time collecting orbs! These days, not so much.

Title screen of Blue Sphere minigame from Sonic & Knuckles

Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It takes very little effort to find you saying some people deserve forced detransition or death and, well... you're not John Brown, my dude. You're a Confederate governor. Go fuck yourself, you bigoted asshole. For real.

Post from "Senator Dr. John Brown" saying, quote:

I think anyone who does not vote for Harris deserves whatever befalls them under Trump. I don't think that will be death for most people, but it certainly will be for some.

I think the most likely negative consequence for this specific person is forcible detransition.

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

my dude, how tf do I have more justice than you

Undertale quiz results, Kindness at top with 78%, followed closely by Justice at 72%

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My immediate instinct's that my integrity should be higher, given my compulsive honesty. The results are definitely right about me being sometimes too kind for my own good, it's nearly destroyed me before when I endured an abusive situation to try to help someone. Still working on that.

Results from an Undertale soul color quiz, with Kindness and Justice over 70% and everything else below 50%

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Only one person had the right idea for winning a fight.

No_Photograph_1992: 6% of Americans think they could fight in hand to paw combat with a brown bear. Considering they can keep up with horses, weigh 600lbs on average, and have razor sharp teeth and claws I think 6/100 people in the US might be in trouble.

inplayruin: I could almost certainly win a sanctioned boxing match against any wild bear. Not to brag, but I would probably win the fight in less than a minute. As soon as the bell was wrong, I would be immediately mauled. But biting is a foul in boxing. The bear would be disqualified for committing an intentional foul that caused injury, and I would be awarded the win. Presumably posthumously.

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you?

A partial screenshot of Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation, captioned "Insufficient Data"

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

So in addition to not looking my age, I also apparently don't quite think my age. (I'll be 38 in less than a month)

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

if I danced, the reaction would be more like

Cropped screenshot from Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, reading "Dialga cringed!"

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

the parenthetical especially but here, I'll illustrate

the quoted post, snipped down to "Although there may be a minority affected by 5 (and, frankly, it's quite probably minorities who stand to lose most from requiring it)"

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Nothing here surprises me. And it's not paranoia when <gestures vaguely at the US>

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

And that's not getting into Cursed to Golf.

Promo art for Cursed to Golf, depicting a ghostly-complexioned person hitting a golf ball, flanked by monstrous undead and/or demonic golfers.

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Whipped up a Final Fantasy OC the other day, she's a Blue Mage. Obviously, with that outfit. Her name's Lapis. Blue Mages must be exposed to the magic of monsters to learn it, and that's not an easy life - the scars on her cheeks have mostly faded, but she has a fresh one on her lip now. 🧵

Portrait of a black-haired woman in blue, including a blue hat with a beige band that has black and white feathers in the front, a long sleeveless blue robe over puffy periwinkle blue sleeves, a lightly armored midnight blue jacket, a midnight blue half-skirt with tassels, brown pants (not blue!), and dark boots with shin guards. She holds a glowing sword behind her back with a swirl of energy in her hand.

Rear view of the woman in the first picture, showing that her hair is in a bun and her sword is unusually curved. She's holding it in a reverse grip, but only to have it out of her way while she casts a spell.

A closeup of the woman's face, revealing unnaturally bright cyan eyes, faded scars on her cheeks, and a recently-split lip. The life of a Blue Mage is not an easy one!

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I would look forward to the day this meme is no longer relevant, if I had any reason to believe that day would come in my lifetime.

Meme: Goose asking "States rights to what?" Second panel, goose aggressively chasing a man, obscured by the text "States rights to what, motherfucker?"

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I did a while back when a friend of mine started making them - her name's Timber, she's originally from a desert (thus the poncho) but moved to a forest. The gun at her side isn't a murder gun, it's a grapple gun. Hookshot! Can't draw, hand cramps up easily, so just HeroForge for now.

HeroForge model of a green anthro wolf wearing a red jacket, black gloves, grey-brown pants, and a faded red-brown poncho. She wears a set of belts, securing a small bag at her left hip and a pneumatic grapple gun on her right leg.

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Tonight's dinner, cooked by me: sliced kielbasa, chopped onions and peppers, fried together, served over rice seasoned with butter, onion powder, garlic, salt and pepper. Verdict: Will have again, that turned out really well. Rice could use more pepper and salt next time, though.

A skillet with sliced kielbasa, chopped peppers, and chopped onions all fried together, next to a pot of rice

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

there's been a followup. very self-pitying, very allergic to reflection.

Self-pitying bullshit from the poster of the original idiotic bullshit, as follows:

Today has been a keen reminder that you can be a good person, support initiatives, be an ally, donate to causes, work your ass off for a dozen different things to help people and promote things...

And it will never be enough, you're always a jerk in someone's eyes. So just do your best!

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Vandal Hearts Syndrome is a tragic thing.

An enemy in Vandal Hearts is hit by a swordsman for one point of damage, exploding in a fountain of blood several times his own size.

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Mine wasn't far from my expectations. I prefer more of a nurturing dynamic but several of the questions that seemed to go in that direction also had a distressing amount of control that was setting off some of the old trauma alarm bells.

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Last time I tried that, it gave me a weird error message.

Last segment of xkcd 461:

The spectral wolf fears only fire. The Google Maps Team can no longer help you, but if you master the wolf, he will guide you. Godspeed.

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

oh look, the guy who's whole thing is not paying people didn't pay people. so now you've sold your soul, gotten the fair market rate you deserve, and you've got nothing to show for it. good going!

Parody edit of a McCormick seasoning canister, reading:
McKarmic
Pure Ground Schadenfreude

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

It's not true that they don't give a fuck about hypocrisy - fact is, they love it as an exercise of power.

Mastodon post by @juliusgoat, A. R. Moxon

It's best to understand that fascists see hypocrisy as a virtue. It's how they signal that the things they are doing to people were never meant to be equally applied.

It's not an inconsistency. It's very consistent to the only true fascist value, which is domination.

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Very different form my usual expectations. Fuckin' MONK? And Paladin? Like, sure I have a strong moral compass, but it's a bit askew compared to The Light. Druid, warlock, and wizard, I can see those though.

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

There's a lot to unpack here, but I have a better idea.

A suitcase that is on fire, and thus will not be getting unpacked any time soon.

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Your word of the day is, apparently, malediction.

Webster's definition of malediction: curse, execration

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

We all know this was done maliciously by the Republicans to extract concessions, and it shows in Virginia's most recent elections where nearly every county went far more for the dems than it did last time around and you decide now's the time to play Chamberlain?

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Well, if that's how it's going to be: By using her property, you are promoting her work. Whether *you* get money out of that doesn't matter, you're still promoting her. You unfathomably stupid motherfucker.

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Last night, while I was in the throes of a pretty severe breakdown, dear little Solstice here decided to show up to try to help. ... or just to demand cuddles for her own benefit, but either way, it helped. She's really hard to get a picture of, though. #caturday

A black longhair cat with yellow-green eyes sits behind an arm, which is petting her.

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

3 normally, 6 if they've been subjected to some of my more fiery rants about [ gestures vaguely at the world ]. That's my guess.

tweet from twitter user @saerodynamic_

quote rt this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1-10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are

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Morgan, the Thief of Gender @syovere.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

deathgenerator.com#sotn Foone's deathgenerator might be easier for future Drac deployment.

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