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Synyster Zero

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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Big cans them, didn't know irn bru came in that size.
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy Birthday! I hope you have a fantastic day 🥳🎊🎈🎂
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TheBossRoss 🧶 @thebossross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't know what's your plan for lunch and/or #dinner today, but even if you don't plan to overfill your #taco, this is a genius trick. Of biblical proportions.
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Very pretty 😍
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Going to bed because life is depressing and shit. Peace ✌🏻
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow 😍
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What an album. Mope is probably my favourite. Love the whole album though.
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need sleep, up early tomorrow. Played some Control: Resonant for a while today, it's not bad so far, I think I need more time to decide if I really like it or not. Anyway, goodnight 😴
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's fantastic, hope you enjoy it.
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I bet your pussy tastes great.
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So hot. Wish you could just ride my face.
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's a tasty looking pussy.
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They didn't ask for an iced coffee I take it? 😅
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Resident Evil was really fucking good. Definitely worth watching.
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I absolutely love that flavour, it's so good isn't it?
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hope that passes and you feel better in no time. 🙂
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I do, you're so cute. 😊
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Very cute 😍
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yes, please 🙂
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
🥰
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I really want to taste you 😋
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think I'm gonna have an edible, watch a film and possibly just sleep until tomorrow. Sounds like a good plan. Just realised there's a new episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds to watch 🙂
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I hate being depressed, it's so exhausting. I'm really fed up and tired. 😞
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yeah haha doesn't dound that bad 😅
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Death by birthday cake 😅
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If you have more you should definitely make a birthday cake shake 😋
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's an all you can eat buffet 😋
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
🫡
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A man he doesn't live by sausage rolls and boobs alone... Sausage rolls and boobs, sausage rolls and boobs. They don't mean a thing when I compare 'em next to you... #SausageRolls #OnlyFans
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Wow, I haven't played Metal Gear Solid 4 in around 18 years. That seems absolutely crazy, a lifetime ago. I really don't remember any of it. I mean, I did drink a lot back then, even when gaming. Glad I don't do that now, and I feel better for it. Think I'm gonna go listen to a podcast, goodnight.
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I feel for citizen's of America who didn't vote for Trump. Harsh times.
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I mean "smashing" was already bad enough already.
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Depression is such an uphill battle. It just chips and chips at you until you break, until you are filled with dread. I never hear of stories were people have beaten depression, just stories of people who held on as long a humanly possible until they couldn't. Fuck Depression.
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
He's such a sad little prick.
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Thank you. Unfortunately not enough. Well at the time, I'm alright now, as well as I can be, still in a cast for another 3½ weeks.
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Enjoying my Mafia re-play. Mafia: The Old Country, done. Mafia I, done. Mafia II, done. Mafia III, in progress... #PlayStation
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Too right I would 😍
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Breathtaking.
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I hope you get your mashed potatoes. Good luck.
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This who I think I am when I'm playing Call of Duty 🤣😂
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Right, that's enough Tuesday for this week, goodnight 😴
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I could go for donuts right now. It's been a while.
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 Hope you have a beautiful day.
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I'm exhausted feeling sad all the time.
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Watching Return To Silent Hill, and there's about 30 minutes remaining. Not sure if it's just me but I'm finding it incredibly boring.
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Really enjoying The Hawk on Netflix, I've been watching it on and off all day in-between having codeine dreams and playing Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora. It's been a decent day to be fair.
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They're just disgusting subhuman scum.
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
🤤
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Synyster Zero @synysterzero.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
As I was scrolling I thought the same haha
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