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Aaron Turner

@synfinatic.bsky.social
62 followers 221 following 186 posts

Coder, maker and lover of pcaps. Networks are made to be broken. Sarcasm is my lingua franca. Expressed opinions are totally that of my employer. yOuR prIvaCY iS Very iMpORtanT to uS! Aka: @synfinatic@infosec.exchange

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Aaron Turner @synfinatic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@nytimes.com Thanks for clearing that up! Investigative journalism #FTW
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Aaron Turner @synfinatic.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Fortune categorizes “Success” as being the child of a billionaire.
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Aaron Turner @synfinatic.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Talking to VP’s be like…
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Aaron Turner @synfinatic.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Oh I wish that's all I spent...
Paypal invoice scam for $559.25 to COFFEE MAKER
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Aaron Turner @synfinatic.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Apparently Mourning Doves can have up to 6 broods per year which explains how they can do this and still survive as a species.
Dumb birds failing to build a nest in an open light fixture where all the twigs fall out.
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Aaron Turner @synfinatic.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Does feel like all the dystopian novels are coming true.
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Aaron Turner @synfinatic.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Not my original idea, but:
Butterfly meme asking if Zuckerberg bribing Trump for $25M is "masculine energy"
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Aaron Turner @synfinatic.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Can set a clock to this guy. Gotta be 9pm and time to be fed.
A cat sitting and watching to be fed.
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Aaron Turner @synfinatic.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
My wife... She gets me.
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Aaron Turner @synfinatic.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
Triggered.
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Aaron Turner @synfinatic.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
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