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Syncopated Traveler

@syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social
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She/They Tarot Card reader, amatuer occultist, and full time witch Games, TTRPGs, cats, rocks, music, furries, and anything my neurospiciness wants Secretly a fox that screams at their own ass Come get your cards read at www.fiverr.com/s_traveler

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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YAY!
Photo of the Starbomb tour state before the show. Features their logo and 2 inflatable robots. Logo states their name, Starbomb, 3x in their pink, blue, and yellow color scheme
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Definitely sure I peeped Walter Sullivan on the bus today
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need to remind everyone that his hair was flipped and he wore eyeliner as a young man I also need to remind everyone that all the warriors I see, who train online and film it, are the weirdos mister
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My cat is eating my cottage cheese
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@walan.bsky.social This you?
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Everyone discussing this being elder abuse of Mitch McConnell GOOD He earned this I hope they break his hip wheeling his weekend at Bernie's ass around
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Look, I don't believe in the cloning because we can't account for age; it always starts as a fetus And a body double voting for a senator, past all those security checks would be an opsec nightmare What the powerful do have, and stay with here, is access to healthcare.
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He doesn't even know his own name anymore
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Finally got a weighted blanket to crush my soul back into my body at night It's been giving me joy seeing various family members try and lift it
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My period has always been weird and irregular, but this month has felt particularly egregious with starting today and not last week Could it be stress? Could it be perimenopause? Or could it be because the universe knows I have a trip on Friday and wants me packing pads just in case?
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I need ppl to sit and realize how deep this has to go for ROMANIA to go like, naw dawg, you can't do that to women and children Women and children rank just below beanie babies there
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I really want to slap a certain someone and tell them they don't get far in life by buying lashes and then batting them at people
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not even died Incapacitated to the point of unable to perform as senator still counts If I fell, struck my head, and was in a coma, I'd be replaced within a week
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Also psychologically, horror movies do trigger that adrenaline, mirror-neuron "oh shit it's happening to me too!" But in a controlled manner that helps temper our nervous system just in case a clown really does chase us. Oh I know what to do because my brain trained for this! RUN
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Watching my work implode because the other supes played fast and loose with their own schedules, so of course the techs followed suit and started to do the same No one likes being mandated on weekends Karen or extra time on the overnight, ppl are going to quit
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I find it hilarious that ppl who think themselves better than me snear at my team And then they literally lose kids inside the damn building Kiddo is ok I'm laughing at the pretentious bullies
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The death of someone who lived til 80 shouldn't feel like tragedy, it should feel like an accomplishment of a life well lived It feels like a tragedy because this is Dolly we're talking about and we're at a boiling point where we can't afford to lose goodness in this world
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You know you're back at work when one staff has to leave early by telling you as they walk in, one staff is late, one staff called off 2 hours beforehand, and the relief staff is also very late One kid crawled inside his bed and another running naked and pulling at himself
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Telling someone that their autism self-diagnosis is more indicative of a cluster b personality disorder diagnosis is disgusting and hypocritical. If they can't diagnose, neither can you booboo High masking, especially in femme people, will come off as aloof and selfish because that's survival baby
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If I ever catch anyone supporting or bragging about doing this, buh bye
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@walan.bsky.social Let's do this to Jack Jack
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Planning to leave a job shouldn't have to feel like escaping an abusive partner Where I'm at now, they jumped a person they didn't like for resigning from a very high risk job while pregnant
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Last time I gave a 2 weeks, my PTO got burned
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is a wonderful art deco piece
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Tonight is absolutely one of those nights where yes, I want a good look at your parents or guardians or whatever because you didn't grow this way on your own Working with children y'all
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Going to work and having a job should not be like navigating ancient Chinese palace intrigue
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It makes me sad to read paperwork about the groups I make be marked as "unable to complete" when I know these kids can do it It goes to show more adults failing high needs kids because they can't be assed to put in the work
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Not me going what the fuck did I order from Google at 2 am (besides Sheetz because night shift and starving) And then realizing it's my club dues for @shaofthirst.bsky.social for those endless bread sticks
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hi y'all, I know when dumb supervisor shit falls out of my dumb supervisor face, it's really easy to ignore that dumb supervisor shit But when I say: Complete your 15 min rounds in a hospital and don't hang out in the kitchen, and keep the lights on, we have literally fired people for that (Cont)
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I'm being forced into a training that runs from 1 to 4 Which is like if 9 to 5 ers had to go to a training from 2am to 5 am I asked off the next night because there's no way I'll be rested enough but I'm also positive enough my manager will just ignore it. Meanwhile other supes take themselves
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
One of my problem kids tried to insult me by saying my nose has wrinkles when I didn't let him have run of the unit this morning Which utterly baffled me cuz I'm not a sharpei like, pick my eyes or forehead. Those have wrinkles so I just stared at him til he called me the n word and walked off
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Honestly, sounds like a good plan
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apricot @areyoshi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Kattabolt is LIVE ON KICKSTARTER! Help me print chapter one of my webcomic & get a neat book for yourself. My goal is small but mighty; the funds will provide me with the all-important stock for conventions and comic shows. www.kickstarter.com/projects/353... Read the comic anytime: kattabolt.com
The Kattabolt comic Kickstarter launch poster, featuring art of Alex doing an action-oriented somersault across the page. The poster specifies that the campaign runs from July 24th to August 7th, 2026.
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Don't wait for our permission
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Millennial experience: be careful what you post because employers can see it Gen Z experience: how dare my job see I have a profile on ... Now, I think a good balance is somewhere in the middle but crashing out your coworkers found a social media you use is a lot
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If Mitch McConnell can force ppl to drug test and submit themselves to intense public scrutiny for assistance Then he can fucking get in front of a phone camera to prove he's alive/ not brain dead
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Yanno, about the woman moving to Afghanistan for her husband ... It's not the fact she'll disappear & never heard from again It's that she bought Bath & Body Works perfume as gifts for his fam I love B&BW, but gurl, Arabic ppl do not play about perfume & they will laugh at that stuff
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I'm sick of work mirroring Game of Thrones
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I fucking love how I take time off and suddenly the wheels come off And no, my job is not that hard or pivotal. It's just an overnight with a pool of 2 ppl to cover that position and that's not stable
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Once I had to stop at a dollar general w my cat during a "once in my lifetime" heatwave Wasn't even a debate. I brought his carrier in and hoped no one would care Did the clerks notice? Absolutely Did my baby make a fuss? Nope Did anyone get upset? Nope Bring em with you
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
First, the men (derogatory) bitching about how they don't wanna fuck the characters that are TEENS in the live action Avatar makes me love the casting Second, no one is actually fat. We're just all ozempic and buccal fat removal-brained They look like normal teen girls
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
static.klipy.com
King's Famous Line: It's Good to Be the King
Alt: King's Famous Line: It's Good to Be the King
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The sexual liberation wasn't about being able to have sex whenever and with whomever you wanted That was an after effect The true liberation was about being able to finish school on time wo a baby to worry about It was about being able to leave an abusive relationship wo any or even more kids
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Jax is a very good example of explanation is not an excuse We can empathize but her actions hurt people and those people are under no obligation to deal with her or even like her Dear reader, you are under no obligation to endure abuse bc someone else was abused, mentally ill, etc
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apricot @areyoshi.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Hey 🙈 Pre-launch page for the Kattabolt Kickstarter is up...! (Launch will be July 24th, the day after my birthday!!) Go click that button to stay informed! This is actually a really important part of the process, shares are very appreciated ❤️ www.kickstarter.com/projects/353... #comicoop #comics
Kattabolt chapter one print edition, cropped screenshot from Kickstarter. Less visible are the words "Kattabolt is an ongoing fantasy webcomic about young cat girl Alex as she travels abroad. Let's print chapter one!"
There is big red text that says CLICK ME with an arrow pointing to the Notify Me on Launch button, and a cute image of Alex positioned as if she's yelling it.
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I have waited my whole life for this!
Crowd shot of the Godsmack concert centering their logo on a background on a stage
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Aside from the fact I don't get to tell others how and when to celebrate shit The difference between celebrating the 4th of July and Trump's weird man-grabbing hedonistic homosexual display is pretty clear One is a celebration of family, friends, and country The other is of a dictator Simple
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Pay attention to people who consistently post like this. It's telling on themselves in the most blatant way
Just basic ppl bitching about how others see them as the problem. Common denominator always escapes them
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Syncopated Traveler @syncopatedtraveler.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'm side eyeing all coworkers watching the UFC fight
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