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Sylvester Marcus

@sylvestermarcus.bsky.social
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Go, Baby, Go!

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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 12h
They’ll remove the troops once they realize there are lines around the corner of people that want to drop their ballot off and tell armed troops to F off.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 12h
Yeah, they’re going to reverse on this. They’re already back peddling.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 13h
Good. This will guarantee record turnout. There’s nothing Americans love more than doing something and being to give the middle finger while doing it.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey, wait up guys!
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please remain where you are. Scott Galloway will be along shortly to explain to you that the guy was just lonely.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You know the rules Kimberly, daddy’s gotta get a taste.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m old enough to remember when it was colors. Election coming up “Code Beige! Code Beige!”
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is that the first time he’s ever admitted to not knowing something? Like, admitting on camera that he has gaps in his knowledge? I think it may be.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I guess that answers the question “What’s the razor wire for?”
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
100%. I’m not defending him. People just keep asking “why does he say these things?” Why wouldn’t he? It makes him feel good and nobody tells him no. People like he and Musk could go down in history for good things but they don’t want that because good is dumb apparently (quoting Dark Helmet).
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I told someone the same thing the other day. Imagine you could say whatever you want and nobody is ever going to correct or challenge you. That has to be incredibly freeing.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I remember during COVID, the first time I saw an ER nurse on TV say that she was against ALL vaccines. I was like “Wait, you went to school for this.” That’s like an electrical engineer thinking electrons are made up.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, I very much disagree. This is how you get taxpayers to upgrade one of your facilities before you leave office and have to pay for it yourself. People need to understand that Trump sees America as just a giant pot of money that is free to be used by whoever occupies the WH.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Complaining” they can’t breathe LOL. What a bunch of whiners.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you shake the handle?
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It seems to be one of those movies where opinions are at one end or the other. I’ve yet to hear anyone say “it was fine.”
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Get as much cash as you can before the music stops.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You can only tell people that gas prices are coming down for so long. (This was taken this morning)
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was in the Air Force about 20 minutes from the Canadian border and had never heard of this show. The night I arrived, I was flipping through the tv channels and this skit was on. I was sitting on my bed laughing so hard, I was crying.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He looks like an attendant just asked him if he wants pudding or Jello and he’s mad because he has no idea what those are.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
<Raises hand> Does weirdos mean people that have to bring their spouse to classified meetings?
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Not in MY neighborhood mind you. But, definitely in yours.”
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“They can’t hack into it, but when they do….”
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I called it Fargo meets Hot Fuzz.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I often wonder if everyone around him is constantly badgering him for their pardon now.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It would be smart. Show the country what she can do as a Senator, then make a run for Prez. She’s young.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Those were like currency in the 5th grade.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This list is suspect. I’ve seen Broad City and absolutely loved it but it’s rare to find another person that’s even heard of it.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“The President’s polling numbers are still above zero so we’re looking at all our options.”
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What I found funny was that every episode of season one had at least one scene that made me say “ok, I didn’t need to see that.” But the second season? Not one. Obviously they got some letters after the first season.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He’s so thirsty.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Someone bet him he couldn’t get his poll numbers down to 15.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everyone loves socialism. We just disagree on who should benefit from it.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m pacing myself.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Well, ya’ know…under the Biden administration….
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You mean “officially” like the way Charmin is the official toilet paper of the Denver Broncos? Like that?
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Mama needs a new Hamburgler hat!”
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So, let me guess how this is going to play out….for the next few days, he’ll say that all the networks are calling him constantly, just begging to make a deal. This time next week, they’ll be back at the WH and Trump will say he taught them a lesson.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sonic CD - It’s the first game I ever finished.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Someone got a taste of how popular this war is with their constituents methinks.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
….People that say “Careful” after you’ve already tripped.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/09/2026
One line in the Abrego Garcia matter uttered by SCOTUS: that the court must give due regard and deference to POTUS in matters of national security and foreign affairs. That was John Roberts’ hint to Trump on how to get what he wants.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
To be fair, it’s a small plane….now.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It has hydrazine on board which is highly toxic.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do people not ride bikes anymore?
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lucky for us the one thing that large companies are good at is doing the right thing.
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nice state ya’ got there……
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Sylvester Marcus @sylvestermarcus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
She’ll get a phone call from the White House and tomorrow she’ll issue a statement saying how sorry she is that people misinterpreted her comments.
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