Sykosonik [Hardcore Dumbass]
@sykosonik.online
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Always a Richard, rarely a dick. Agent/business partner of @junoryleejournalism.com (the writer!) Webmaster of junoryleejournalism.com (the website!) Bi husband/dad. I fuck with emojis for fun. 🖤🎧💣Hardcore Posting, check the feed!
![A text between Richard and his Gorgeous Wife.
Gorgeous Wife
12:26 PM
Wife:
B-I-L is awake, he's now on hold.
[sigh emoji reaction from Richard]
Richard: THAT IS A SIGH OF RELIEF.
Richard: Thank God.
Wife: Exactly [thumbs up emoji]
Richard: Let me know when he's well enough for me to kick his ass. Apparently, I've [cut off]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bkprkw2fnw7dmfzce4454nal/bafkreigecbxggayjewdmqcbcdlsgvcnp7gsz4uhjdq3dwr4vyd7d2eeyii)
![Richard being an idiot in juno's texts.
juno Rylee Schultz
juno, you went to the zoo.
So you were juno, but at the zoo.
[juno cry laughing emoji]
You were zoo juno.
Zoono.
Zuno.
[big winking emoji]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bkprkw2fnw7dmfzce4454nal/bafkreifofgx6cutxhkdencvuexnf7llwurkcvsgal2ldfh6tmyzmdnxgiy)
![A text conversation between Marla and Richard.
Marla
[Richard] Wait a minute.
[Richard] Marla?
[Marla] Yas?
[Richard] I had an idea.
[Richard] A GREAT IDEA.
[Richard] (maybe.)
[Marla] What is it???
[Richard] *takes you by the hand* Marla, I love you. I trust you. You are a part of my heart.
[Richard] *gets down on one knee*
Would you...
[Richard] Join my Steam family?
[Marla] Lol what is that?
[Richard] LMAO](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bkprkw2fnw7dmfzce4454nal/bafkreiefj7q7jrfpt44pznsvbxr2uxnpp6buqii6dmcinqc3crb3foepui)
![A pair of Teams messages from Richard's boss at work:
Peter [REDACTED] will be installing thousand eyes in some of you.
[two thumbs up reactions]
If he reached out to you, please let him do it.
[thumbs up reaction]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bkprkw2fnw7dmfzce4454nal/bafkreifuqdi3ohoxtb6z32x4e22kk2ygm4qjna7izq5wvg5ore4zbz2nxa)
![An archived copy of the text conversation where juno asked Richard to be her agent.
agent
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Saturday, Jul 26, 2025 . 8:25 AM
[juno]
Liked an image
Hey do you wanna be my agent ? Right now it don't mean much but you'd be able to help me make it mean something for both our families. l have the high quality work but it takes a lot of time to do agent stuff and l'm not good at balancing it with laying down my track and making my work simultaneously. If I was focused on one job solely And my agent was doing agent stuff then it would all blow up faster and bigger and in a controlled explosion
8:28 AM [thumbs up reaction]
You can take time to think about it too of course and don't need to answer right away
8:59 AM [thumbs up reaction]
[Richard]
Juno, I would be honored.
I don't know if I can do everything a professional agent does, but I swore I would help you. I believe in you, Juno Rylee Schultz.
9:24 AM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bkprkw2fnw7dmfzce4454nal/bafkreih5k5jjcvriq3ylkdxhuuehwybbvkzqqaevgzimtnfjttw5hppyre)
![Continued from the above.
[juno]
ldk how any of that works lol
9:26 AM [cry laughing reaction]
[Richard]
Honestly, literally just Googled "how do I become someone's agent" LOL
9:27 AM [heart emoji]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bkprkw2fnw7dmfzce4454nal/bafkreifmx4clrmckkg6pnm5zxnefi4kihaw5ziugeatqnysw42doy6mbc4)
