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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks for posting, but how did you know I needed a new dart board cover?
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Explosive diarrhea vs. Montezuma’s revenge
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And deport
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tuberville thinks his time in the Klan militia counts as military service.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She also runs a sperm bank.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hope Paxton brought home an STD from one of his affairs.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Planet Earth would have a better chance of survival if we sent all of the oligarchs like Musk to a nice penal colony on the Sun.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Donald J Coyote-Stuuuupid Geeeeenius
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Forgive him Lord, he’s got Schmitt for brains.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RFK’s advisory panel will give the Keynote presentation.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Somewhere deep in a Russian bunker, Putin is bragging to his sycophants about installing Agent Krasnov as POTUS in 2016.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They’ll get ratings “like no one’s ever seen before” the day that the a-holes in that room can’t wake him up. Watching them decide whether to perform CPR and seeing who draws the short straw to give him the kiss of life will blow the M*A*S*H finale’s ratings away.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And deport them all to Iran where they can get the warm welcome they all richly deserve.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He redefines buffoonery on a daily basis.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Some have an epiphany and become better people after having a near-death experience like Scalise. In his case, he just doubled down and became a bigger scumbag.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
His desperation doesn't smell half as bad as his black light failing couch.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
McConnell letting people watch him suffer in public is a fitting farewell gift from a man who spent his entire career imposing his narrow-minded views, hateful legislation, and vindictive political acts on this country. Karma actually exists at times. No flags at half mast after he passes.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well at least if he doesn’t report he won’t be able to choke in the playoffs.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Picture shows facial droop compared with resting bitch face
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The planet patiently waits for the day that he doesn’t wake up.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Grindr app usage at that convention might take out the mobile networks in Texas.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cruelty is the MAGA cult's aphrodisiac.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Has Tapper said one word about Trump falling asleep at every event? Didn’t think so. F Tapper.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Temu Cornell West
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Temu Cornell West
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They can rename it the Trump Dead Sea after he passes.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Said the man whose Grindr app overheats his phone on a daily basis.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Blow it all up and start from scratch. It's terminally dysfunctional. And permanently neuter Leonard Leo and the Federalist Society from having any influence on its future.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Poor dogs. They get blamed for everything.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hence the term Sunshine coming out of her ass.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The only reason this parrot is sitting up in his chair is because he’s been nailed there.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
After he dies, the next real president needs to rename his gravesite 'Port-A-John'.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Generals Drunk, Demented, and Creepy. Not the uniforms that these three sex offenders should be wearing.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You’re making his diaper work overtime. You are a shining star in a sea of darkness.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Bessent expects us to swallow what he swallows.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The entire Trump family suckles off the tit of organized crime families around the world, no matter where they reside.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Flood this scumbag's inbox until he is forced to shut down his website. www.cassidy.senate.gov/contact/get-...
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Trump went to the Kim Jung Il Golf Academy. Still hasn’t mastered the art of carding a hole-in-one on a par 5 hole yet though.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Amazing that so many GQPers still 69-47.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Fox never shows the little hole in the top of his head where the piss comes out.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is what happens when you let your kid eat paste and lead paint chips every day.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
She should hire a plumber to pull her head out of Trump’s ass and to fix her bad plastic surgery.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Hegseth’s T-level should be raised by giving him a bunch of elephant-sized semen suppositories.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
20 if it's true that Elon fathered Katy Miller's latest litter.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
May all good people live long enough to see the demise of Trump and MAGADUM.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Unfortunately his parents had the foreskin covering his head at birth removed during his Bris.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I'll give him a pass this time provided he refuses to get out of his coffin when the time comes.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Tim Scott has come a long way since he was Beetlejuice back in the day.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Per his final wishes, Lindsey will be buried face down, ass up.
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syd2am.bsky.social @syd2am.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Most people will be happy with just carving his name and date of death on a headstone somewhere.
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