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Swytypy

@swytypy.bsky.social
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swy-ty-py aka Sweetie Pie 😉 Just an average guy with a dad bod, an unhealthy addiction to science fiction, and unending respect and admiration for women 😘

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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I recognize all of the words in your post because they’re all English words, but the order you put them in doesn’t make any sense in any reality I can envision
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
The beginning of diabetes 🤣
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I haven’t worked with him myself and he’s technically LA based, but @deancapture.bsky.social has an excellent reputation among sex workers and travels to Vegas a lot.
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
This sums up toxic masculinity perfectly.
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
“I will tell you it wasn’t me” Posts an admission about it on social media 🤣
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
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a man is holding a woman in his arms and kissing her on the forehead
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I’m sorry you were treated that way. I wish people could forget what you do for a living, or at least stop using your career as some sort of label to define who you are, and remember you’re a human being with feelings, boundaries and needs, and that your job doesn’t define you or your relationships.
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I appreciate that sentiment and recognition and hope that's the case. I haven't told the ones I have feelings for. Why burden them? Make them feel guilty for doing their job well? Make them feel badly about my problem? Possibly make them concerned I'd become one of the guys you wrote about? Nope.
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I can't fathom anything else. My emotions, my feelings, my problem.
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
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a man in a suit and plaid shirt is holding a pen and a clipboard .
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I've caught "the feels" for a handful of sex workers, but only because they're such incredible women and I'm weak. I never expect more from them when this happens. I get sad and mopey and write poetry. Drink a bit. Hire them as much as I can, and others to help get my mind off them. That's it.
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
When Hurricane Sandy hit, my small piece of the suburbs of NYC was in the 5% of our metropolitan area that never lost power. The county executive at the time lived 2 blocks from me. Just sayin.
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
But was it your “best” date? 😉
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Disagree. For people who love the taste and experience of coffee but can’t have all that much caffeine, decaf is a passable substitute. As long as you buy the right decaf.
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
No coffee
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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a close up of a man 's face with netflix written on the bottom right
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I always enjoy going down 😉
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Can you imagine being all hot and heavy with this thing and have the battery run out and have to plug it in for an hour just to finish? 🤣
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
You keep doing VR. Are you trying to actually kill me? Those eyes, that face, that personality… god help me 🥰
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone .
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I know it was unpleasant and caused you to lose income but I think that makes you even more badass than before. And that’s saying something.
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
But the climate of our planet isn’t changing. Nope, not at all. Nothing to see here.
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Wasn’t that bill introduced almost 2 years ago?
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Degrading is a personal feeling that comes from feeling devalued, unappreciated or disrespected. If you don’t feel that way with sex work (and hopefully you feel the opposite of those), then you’re not being degraded, no matter how other people think or feel.
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
If you can spoil, spoil. If all you can do is donate a little, donate a little. If all you can do is give emotional support, give emotional support. If all you can do is compliment, compliment. If all you can do is make them laugh, make them laugh. If all you can do is “Like”, Like. Do all you can.
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
On a date with a PS provider last month, I asked if I was annoying her with likes/comments on so many of her posts. She lit up and said “no! That helps my algorithm! I won’t reply to everything but it helps me be more visible and I love that you do it”. So, being “just” a reply guy isn’t all bad.
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Papa wand, mama wand and baby wand?
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
They look a little like R2-D2 and his little brother, R1-D1 🤣
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Taking down Christmas decorations and waiting for amazing women to respond to my DMs on X 😉
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
For some reason, this reminded me of this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8IN...
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What's this right here? That's my penis...
YouTube video by Tedde_Lille2.0
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
If it helps, I have a crush on you, too 😘😉
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Only Murders In The Building 🤣
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
The word sounds vulgar, but the act isn’t. In fact, when it’s done right, it’s the most beautiful thing 2 people can do together. Sometimes it’s even the most beautiful thing 3 people can do together 😊
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I don’t want to be vulgar… but it involves getting naked and touching lots of different body parts together 😉
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy new year, Angel 😘
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year from the east coast! 2024 was a tough year for me in many ways but an amazing year in others. I lost my dad 2 weeks before Thanksgiving but I also had so many amazing firsts & met so many incredible people. Here's hoping 2025 is awesome for everyone seeing this 🙏
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Can’t tell you how happy I am that I opened my phone to see this picture just as I’m about to close my eyes and go to sleep. Thanks in advance for the nightmares! 🤣
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
No. If something is important enough to do, then it’s worth doing whenever the timing is right, not just on Mondays or the first day of a month or a year.
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
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a man and woman hugging each other in a room .
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
That’s not exclusive to sex workers or mentally ill people. To be fair, I can only definitively confirm it’s not exclusive to sex workers 🤣
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
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a man in a green sweater is standing in front of a television with the words im in written on his chest .
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
If imperfection is beauty, then we need new words in the English language to create accurate classifications of how stunning you are 😍
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I hope you’re feeling better today! 🫂😘
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Kiss is the wrong verb 😍
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I wasn’t offended, just trying to be a little cutesy. I love that gif, so I decided to send it. But thank you for considering me! 😊😘
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
In my opinion, you'll look just as good with and without, with old/migrated and with new, because you're you 😘
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Maybe it'll make you look younger, too - although you don't need to!
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Swytypy @swytypy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Life imitating art.
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