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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️

@swumbles.bsky.social
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
finally! liquid cooling (kind of)
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Stercore Murum @stercoremurum.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I'm quite fond of kila kilaflow
Character from a game KilaFlow posing next to stylistic versions of old pc popups, one reading "do you want to buy KilaFlow on Steam? Yes! / 100%"
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
radical leftism is when 3d platformer
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CHAOKO🍥 @chaokocartoons.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
IT'S FINALLY (ALMOST) TIME! KilaFlow will release on Steam on April 24th! Just a week away! Remember to wishlist the game so you catch it EXACTLY when it comes out! KILAFLOW SUPER DUPER SOON! store.steampowered.com/app/2927510/...
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
why did i find this buried in replies 6 months later. WHY anyways this critter has my entire heart
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
EL WIWI
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Zoro Fab @zorofab.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
8 Red Coins are an Invalid Payment Method
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
this goober. literally, they are made of goo. literal goober right here. double goober times 2
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
DZIGA VERTOV MENTIONED????????
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
the humble diesel locomotive:
an EMD GP7 locomotive at the Illinois Railway Museum, painted in Rock Island blue and white
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
correct use of GPUs: ❌ ai on your google search ❌ starfield ✅ this
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Dan Nguyen @dancow.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
the abandoning is working, the nerds thirst 🙏
Paul Graham @paulg •2h
Twitter seems a bit impoverished now that so many leftish users have fled. They may have been wronger on average about politics, but they were more interesting on average about other topics.
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🧟‍♂️ STRATOS 👁 @stratos-arts.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I need more computer women
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
this is like that time the entire internet went down because of one single project maintained by a thankless volunteer
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
why did they feel the need to do this
A paper crafted model of the Intel Arc B580 GPU, included with the card in the box
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
aircraft manufacturers are seething and coping, having a pudgy tummy on your airplane is the innovation the world was looking for
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
waiting for the big money moves sigma grindset people to find shit like this
Craigslist listing: $1,200 Poly Thruple seeking 4th (non poly roommate)
(Kenton)

We are a polyamorous nonbinary neurodivergent thruple seeking a financially stable neurodivergent straight male roommate to share our home and help us start a family since the male expressing member of our small tribe cannot have children. This will be a typical house share except for a few weeks of conception intentioned intercourse at the beginning of the lease term. Casual sex might happen occasionally with the mostly heterosexual, non child bearing female member but right now our chosen family is full. We are a soberish household but recreational, therapeutic and seeking based experimentation is welcome. I know this is an unusual arrangement but you will be a part of a unique living space and be able to experience the magic of childbirth in a spacious 4 bedroom home with a large yard.

Caption underneath this, reading:
When the economy is so bad, you might have to rent a room in the "neurodivergent polycule sperm donor" house
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 19/01/2025
before tiktok, before bluesky, before twitter, before meta, before it all, there were sewers. after all, there will be sewers.
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
help me i'm in the pavement dimension
an abandoned section of the Ford City Mall in south suburban Chicago. there's trash in the foreground and several blank walls, behind a stretch of empty pavement
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
every time i open this god forsaken app
a news headline reading "Obscure Porn Category Viewed Out Of Morbid Curiosity for 26th Time"
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
ghosts and japes is one of the games of all time
a screenshot of the game Ghosts and Japes. i've just been eaten by a pink ghost with cat ears. her dialogue reads "what a little *freak* you are, becoming dinner and LIKING it~!"a pen writing fire, as to imply that the previous dialogue in the other image was extremely well-written
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
hello, this is me!
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ʕ•-•ʔ @triplebrownmeow.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
riddle me this, bluesky. we got atlyss. we got webfishing. whens the low-poly furry runescape entering our lives?
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
#Atlyss GOTY 2024
my character and my friend's characters smacking their own respective asses. we are both pudgy wobbly bunny critters. we are in a dungeon
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 06/11/2024
The one nice thing about being Spain for this is that everyone over fifty actually personally remembers fascism, and even the too-young bartenders presumably have parents that do. So they don’t downplay it, but they say “You can get through.” It’s a beautiful city.
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
hi there, figured bluesky would like this picture of myself
the owner of this account lying over on a bed. she's wearing an old computer monitor on her head, with a face vaguely close to ":3" made with LEDs. she's wearing bisexual socks, also
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
ok cool i get to gatekeep bluesky now
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #79,877, swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ ‪@swumbles.bsky.social‬, joined on May 17, 2023"
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
do i..?
a selection of very thin round prescription glasses for saletweet from lady alexis/@StebMcDreb:

If you see a fictional girl wearing these glasses you just know the fanart of her is gonna have her as the biggest most depraved and esoteric sex freak since records began

[picture of very thin round glasses]
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
oh, that sounds terrible! please tell me exactly where this dungeon is so I can avoid it
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
me, getting evil thoughts while commuting to downtown chicago with all the obscenely rich old finance people
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
nermal was the very first Insufferable Twink rep, and we all know it
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
41, how tf do you even get this low without a criminal record 😭
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
i keep sending this to my friends to remind them that they are Winning At Life
poster from the Brigham Young Virginity Club: No, you're not an icon. You're not a slay queen or an e-boy. You're a sinner.
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
sonic adventure 2
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
they had to know what they were doing with this, there's no way 😭
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
god damn opiliones
a list of notifications, starting with PayPal: You received $1 million from common house spider
Message from common house spider: he won't treat you like i do baby
Whatsapp from common house spider: baby please don't text harvestman back
500 missed calls from common house spider 
Message from harvestman: daddy long legs just landed in LA baby, what's...
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 09/03/2024
i lost $9573743 in 1 second 😔
DO NOT FALL FOR THIS DISCORD SCAM
discord chat labeled "Hot Gamer Girl Room"
HotGamerGirl: Do you want a hot gamer girlfriend
MinecraftChungus: Yes, here is my banking information [removed] 
HotGamer Girl: i just stole all your money
MinecraftChungus: Ok we get married now?
HotGamerGirl left the group.
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 09/03/2024
i haven't seen you in forever and i am SHOCKED that Goat Ass is how i see you again
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
failed campaign promises, there is a severe lack of girlballs 💔
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
this is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with new jersey parking restrictions
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
when the function turns into LinkedIn
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
topics that need this level of data journalism: -elections -opinion polling -infrastructure topics that do not need this level of data journalism: -OP
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 20/01/2024
god she's so hot
an orange drone with a camera gimbal
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 20/01/2024
AUGH
i am bitten by a very small pug puppy
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
(oc) my experience on threads
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
i am back in the unite state
goodwill parking lot
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swumby swumb 🏳️‍⚧️ @swumbles.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
finally, god enabled RTX
Duomo di San Gimignano, Tuscany, Italy
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