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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Reminds me of this comic
A four-panel cartoon. Top left: A woman holding a smartphone says, “My gawd these Trump people are racist.” A man wearing a red “MAGA” hat points at her and says, “That attitude is what’s pushing me to be racist!”

Top right: The woman, still holding her phone, looks startled and says, “Say what?” The man gestures angrily and says, “Might as well! You say I’m a Nazi so, fine, I’ll be a Nazi! If that makes you happy.”

Bottom left: The woman looks skeptical and says, “It… doesn’t.” The man holds up a dark military-style uniform and says, “I bought this Waffen SS uniform for Halloween. You’ll cry ‘offensive’ so maybe I’ll just wear it every day!”

Bottom right: The man, now wearing a gray shirt, shaves his own head with electric clippers while getting Nazi-style tattoos done on him by someone else. The man says, “I just hate to do this.” “I feel bullied, really.” “BZZZZZZZ” appears above the clippers. The signature “BORS” and “THENIB.COM” appear at the bottom.
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If I understand you, you want a tree for comments, kinda like reddit? They have something like that in settings:
Screenshot of Bluesky’s Thread Preferences settings. It shows options to sort replies by Top, Oldest, or Newest (with Newest replies first selected), plus a Tree view option for displaying replies in a threaded tree layout, which is enabled.
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I didn’t know Huel was on here! Also, I learned something today, vegetarian/vegans have higher levels of heavy metals in their system because vegetables absorb them. Still a fan of Huel and not worried about the heavy metal controversy after some research integrishealth.org/resources/on...
Screenshot of:

Common heavy metals in foods

Lead: Found in root vegetables, spices, baby food and water.
Arsenic: Common in rice, rice-based products and drinking water.
Cadmium: Found in leafy greens (spinach, lettuce), root vegetables (carrots, sweet potatoes) and shellfish.
Mercury: Present in fish and seafood, especially larger species like tuna and swordfish.
Nickel: Found in nuts, chocolate and certain grains.
Chromium: Present in water and some plant-based foods.
Aluminum: Found in processed foods, baking powders and some teas.
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
That didnt happen but Patagonia wants you to think it did. The parody logo was fan art, not sold from her store, not on any merch Pattie was trademarking her drag name to use on merch, it’s the name, the fact she’s advocating for the outdoors and the fact she’s drag that’s the problem for patsgonia
Screenshot from Patagonias article: “For these reasons Pattie Gonia’s use of a near-copy of our name commercially – including as a brand for environmental advocacy – and her trademark application seeking to obtain the exclusive right to use that name going forward, pose long-term threats to Patagonia’s brand and our activism.”
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
This was really cool: findmypolitics.com?e=-94&so=-75...
A dark-themed political alignment results graphic from Find My Politics showing the result “Democratic Socialist” with the subtitle “Far Left / Anti-Capitalist.”

Five category scores are displayed with colored bars: 
Economic — 94% Left-wing, 
Social — 75% Libertarian, 
Civil Liberties — 37% Pro-Liberty,
Governance — 56% Globalist, 
and System Trust — 13% Low Trust.
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Oh…I started my period. Everything suddenly makes sense 😭
A simple black-and-white cartoon figure with an angry expression holds a prescription pill bottle labeled “Rx.” Text above reads, “really? right in front of my mood stabilizers?” conveying a sarcastic, frustrated tone about something upsetting happening despite medication
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
You can do it too Settings > Moderation > Muted Words & Tags
Screenshot of my muted words on Bluesky, it only shows the phrase “pet death”
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I just received Ferrero Rocher - Limited Edition Gift Pack - 48 pcs. from FeedingOurResidentPossum via Throne. Thank you! throne.com/swtbeat #throne
Gift image
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy almost Valentine’s Day monster fuckers 👀
A screenshot of The Emperor with the text "I know who you did." Below, space to write "to" and "from".
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
For anyone who’s interested, here’s the book. I don’t recommend it, not because it’s badly written (it isn’t), but because the relationship is so fucking unhealthy. Also, just a heads-up: there are a lot of content warnings
A dark, moody book cover with a black textured background and scattered red embers. The title “Captive in the Underworld” appears in large, stylized serif lettering, with the author name “Lianyu Tan” at the top and the tagline “What Hades wants, she takes” beneath it. At the bottom, broken pomegranates with glistening red seeds rest in shadow, evoking Greek mythology and the underworld. The subtitle reads, “A Dark Lesbian Romance Novel”
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This looks awful 😂
Unreadable screenshot of garble text
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Omg they are so cute! I also got my nails done, twinning Good luck with the games 😂
A close-up of a hand resting on a concrete ledge in sunlight, showing almond-shaped nails painted a glossy deep red with a subtle broken heart accent on one nail
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Rivals really took over my gaming life this year I guess 😂
The image shows a dark pink and purple gradient background with a collage of game covers. Large text reads “SwtBeat's Steam Replay 2025.” Statistics displayed: 55 games played, 612 achievements, 461 sessions, and 39 new games. Along the bottom, a row labeled “Most Played Games by % of Playtime” shows game covers and percentages: Marvel Rivals (12%), Lurk Bait (9%), Kingdom Come: Deliverance (7%), Hades (5%), and Dead by Daylight (5%)
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Me fr
Black-and-white cartoon illustration with the text “I don’t do well in situations” at the top. Below, a small possum with a blank, uneasy expression sits stiffly on the back of a flying goose with wings spread, creating a humorous, awkward scene
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Omg I just discovered Nihilisa Frank is a real thing and I am obsessed! Idk how I’ve gone this long on the internet without knowing they exist This is extra funny to me rn because my therapist just called me out for being “a little more nihilist than pessimist” I resonate sooo much with them 😂
A colorful, whimsical illustration of a smiling spotted seal underwater among coral and sea plants, with bright fish swimming nearby. The text reads: “Life is…a successful virus clinging to a speck of mud, suspended in endless nothing” 

Done in the style of Lisa Frank by Nihilisa FrankA vibrant, psychedelic illustration of a wide-eyed owl with rainbow-colored feathers against a wavy, multicolored background. The text reads: “He who increases knowledge…increases sorrow”

Done in the style of Lisa Frank by Nihilisa FrankA cheerful, brightly colored illustration of a fluffy purple-and-white dog smiling in a snowy, fantasy landscape with trees, a polar bear, and a small penguin. The text reads: “Simply alive out of habit”

Done in the style of Lisa Frank by Nihilisa Frank
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
13.9K hours watched is wild…thank you for making this space feel like home, even on the messy days 💟 #TwitchRecap
A Twitch Recap graphic for me, “SwtBeat.” The recap shows: 370 new followers, 13.9K total hours watched, and 201 new subscribers. Top categories include Stardew Valley, Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty, The Walking Dead, Date Everything!, and Just Chatting. The recap also displays 112 total streams, 104K chats received, 32 clips, and the top channel emote featuring a cartoon SwtBeat with a lesbian flag. The bottom reads “Together for Whatever” with the hashtag #twitchrecap
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
The fact that my top words this year were “game,” “fucking,” “hope,” and “money” is sending me. This is exactly the vibe of a queer streamer trying to survive capitalism 😂 anisota.net/harvest
Word cloud visualization for 2025 showing your 50 most-used words, sized by frequency. Top 10: "game" (67×), "fucking" (61×), "hope" (60×), "money" (50×), "live" (46×), "stream" (45×), "games" (45×), "keep" (41×), "makes" (41×), "hard" (40×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Cover art for the OG Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines from 2004
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
It was so nice to meet you Beeps!
Selfie of BeardPrincess and I smiling at the camera
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Society's collapsing, the planet's boiling, and I'm out here getting ready for my silly little job like the worlds not on fire Tbh the more I think about the events humanity has lived through the more I think we’ve always felt this kind of cognitive dissonance, at least under capitalism… 🪂🔥
A meme showing a burning parachute in mid-air with thick black smoke rising from it. Below the parachute is a small black opossum, seemingly enjoying the chaos, with the caption “hahaha weeeee.” The meme is titled “‘How’s life’ Me:” implying a humorous acceptance of a disastrous situation
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Nice 🧇
Bluesky content label card. The label is 'WAFFLES' with a waffle emoji
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Here’s the original btw, probably should’ve included it lol
A tweet by @BravoCoolee with the name "Coolee Bravo" reads:

"Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?'

No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about."
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
It’s a meme that started on twitter. It illustrates the point that some people just wanna fight Here is the full context:
A screenshot of a social media exchange on Bluesky. 

At the top, user Jay (@jay.bsky.team) quotes a post by Jerry Chen (@jcsalterego.bsky...) that reads: "(bluesky user bursts into Waffle House) OH SO YOU HATE PANCAKES??" 

Jay comments: "Too real. We're going to try to fix this. Social media doesn’t have to be this way." 

Another user, lucas (@antiocciden...), replies: "have y'all banned Jesse Singal yet or"

Jay responds in all caps: "WAFFLES"
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Do you think this is why my CPU is overheating? 🧐 3 AIOs in 5 years, 2 of them have had manufacturing defects. Can’t wait to see the level of disappointment the 3rd one brings
Photo of the copper cooling plate and gasket of an Arctic AIO removed, it is covered is clear/white-ish gunk. That’s not normal and absolutely messing with the temperatures
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Only photo I need from Symphony of Seasons tonight in LA (Dance of the Moonlight Jellies) ConcernedApe was on stage a couple times too and the night was just so much fun! So happy to support this game, community, and dev 😊
Photo of the orchestra from Stardew Valley Symphony of Seasons performing the moonlight jellies scene at The Greek Theater in LA
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
w/o downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
A picture of a goofy looking all white opossum wearing a silly red and yellow hat is in front of a colorful 90s-style patterned background

Text at the bottom says, “more like zerotonin am i right lol”
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Let me help illustrate their point: NOW HEAR ME OUT 😝
A four panel comic. The first panel is of a biblically accurate Angel saying “BE NOT AFRAID” to a very small person. The next panel is a close up of that person labeled ’Monster Fucker’ and a thought bubble simply stating “would”. The third panel is a close up of the biblically accurate Angel with an ellipses “…” and the last panel that same Angel but zoomed out like in the first panel, looks disappointed while saying “BE MORE AFRAID”
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
The worst part is I genuinely believe both of these at the same time. Like yes, people are capable of growth… and also, civilization was a mistake Depends on the day...or the last news story I saw 🫠
A meme with the caption “Are you on the spectrum?” followed by “Yeah, this one:” above a horizontal spectrum line with arrows on both ends

On the left side: An image of a serene philosopher teaching students under a tree. Text reads: “Humans are generally good and want to do good. Humanity can be saved through teaching reason, philosophy, critical thinking, and emotional intelligence.”

On the right side: A stylized image of a sinister-looking authoritarian figure in red and black, flanked by a crowd of uniformed, masked people. Text reads: “Humans are selfish, hedonistic morons. Humanity is fucked. Burn it all and start over.”
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
This meme is a little too accurate 🙃
A meme featuring a forest background with the following text exchange:

Them: "So, are you seeing anyone right now?!"
Me: "Like, dating, a therapist or hallucinations?"
Them: "Nevermind."
Me: (Image of Ron Burgundy from Anchorman, eyes closed and holding a bottle of beer, looking exhausted or emotionally drained)
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I don’t have a lemon cookie but your horse name reminded me of this cookie picture I saved awhile ago 😂
Very sad looking m&m cookie, you could say the expression is ‘worthless’
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Hyper-vigilance Coffee 😂 Makes sense tbh
“Your Kentucky Derby horse name is: A symptom of one of your mental illnesses + the last thing you ate”
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
THEY MASSACRED MY BABY How am I supposed to enjoy the hammocks now without any shade?? 😭
A picture of trees that used to provide shade while sitting under them now so bare they provide no shade 😭
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Here is an example, when you click it you will be taken to a new Notifications feed where you can see all the people you subscribed to
Screenshot of the new mobile notif for people I have individually subscribed to for notifs
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Have a tree from me on my lunch 🌳 (sorry about the food truck engine sound…)
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
What movie did you see way too young?
Poster for the 1988 horror film Child's Play. The poster features a dark background with lightning splitting the sky. On the left, a large, eerie face with glowing blue eyes peers from the shadows. On the right, a gothic-style apartment building tilts at an angle, and a woman is seen falling out of a window in terror. The title “CHILD’S PLAY” appears in bold white and blood-streaked red text, with the tagline: “Something’s moved in with the Barclay family, and so has terror. You’ll wish it was only make-believe.” Film credits appear at the bottom.
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
😂 you can turn them off and still have notifs for specific people
Screenshot of a post notif from Shrum
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Maybe life isn’t so bad after all…
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Some people have chakras. I have…whatever this is 🙏
A chaotic mess of tangled electrical wires hanging from a utility pole in a crowded urban area, with the overlaid caption: "my nervous system after living in fight/flight for almost 2 decades."
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
It’s nearly 4am…😭
A classical painting of a bearded man in dark clothing holding a paintbrush, looking distressed. Behind him looms a grinning skeleton with its hand on his shoulder, holding a violin. Text on the image reads:
Left side, near the man’s head: "I'm anxious, overwhelmed and have a bad headache."
Right side, near the skeleton: "Have you tried consuming nothing but coffee and terrifying news updates?
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
"WHOEVER WINS... WE LOSE." So we might as well enjoy the show 🍵
Movie poster for "Alien vs. Predator." The poster features a close-up face-off between the sleek, dripping, black exoskeletal head of an Alien (Xenomorph) on the left and the armored, masked face of a Predator on the right. The Predator's wrist blades are extended menacingly. Text on the left reads: "WHOEVER WINS... WE LOSE." The title "ALIEN vs. PREDATOR" appears below.
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy Pride! Pride isn’t just a celebration. Never forget our roots 🏳️‍🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
A stylized illustration of a Pride Demon from the video game Dragon Age, depicted in bold shades of purple and magenta. The demon is mid-leap, roaring fiercely while holding a large, vibrant rainbow Pride flag that billows behind them. The word "PRIDE" is written vertically along the left side in bold white letters. The image blends power and celebration, symbolizing queer strength and visibility
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Went to Jincook for some Korean comfort food with friends and it was amazinggg Not shown were appetizers, my fav, mushroom japchae, among them 🤤
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
YOURE TOO POOR! Don’t give in to the gacha scam!
Screenshot of my love & Deepspace profile in direct contradiction to my post
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Ummmm I accidentally beat Blue Prince on Day One and I am like stunned I thought I was just vibing and now I’m apparently a genius cartographer?? ok slay, I guess 😳🌀🏰
Screenshot from the game Blue Prince, showing the end-of-day summary for "Day One" at Mt. Holly, the player's new home. The summary stats read: 5 Green Rooms, 4 Shop Rooms, 45 Total Rooms, Rank Reached: 10, Steps Taken: 164, Items Found: 26. On the right side is a grid map of unlocked rooms, each represented by a labeled and color-coded tile. Room names include "Observatory," "Vault," "Rumpus Room," "Chapel," "Secret Garden," and many more, with varying functions and aesthetics. The background depicts a large, mysterious mansion with a forest and campsite in the foreground
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Here’s the cover art for it and I just… ahhhh it looks so good?? Like???
Cover of Patricia Wants to Cuddle by Samantha Allen. The background is a bold teal color. The title is written in large black serif font at the top, and the author's name is in bright yellow at the bottom, with a note that she is the GLAAD Award–winning author of Real Queer America. The central image shows a giant, hairy hand—presumably Bigfoot’s—with long red nails gently holding a woman lounging in its palm. The woman is wearing sunglasses, a sunhat, and a white outfit, and is taking a selfie. A small speech bubble next to her reads, "A Novel." The overall vibe is quirky, campy, and unapologetically queer.
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
This flyer from 1955 called fluoride a communist poison, the polio vaccine a plot to maim children, & mental health care a scheme to turn people into zombie slaves Anti-science, anti-government, and full-blown conspiracists—sound familiar? The right has always been insane, nothing has changed
At the Sign of THE UNHOLY THREE
(Illustration with skeletal figures holding ball and chains labeled "FLUORIDATED WATER," "POLIO MONKEY SERUMS," "MENTAL HYGIENE," and “UNINFORMED PUBLIC”)
B. Sharp

Are you willing to PUT IN PAWN to the UNHOLY THREE all of the material, mental and spiritual resources of this GREAT REPUBLIC?

FLUORIDATED WATER
1—Water containing Fluorine rat poison—no antidote! is already the only water in many of our army camps, making it very easy for saboteurs to wipe out an entire camp personnel. If this happens, every citizen will be at the mercy of the enemy—already within our gates.

POLIO SERUM
2—Polio Serum, it is reported, has already killed and maimed children; its effect on minds and bodies cannot be gauged. This vaccine drive is the entering wedge for nation-wide socialized medicine, by the U.S. Public Health Service (heavily infiltrated by Russian Communists, according to Congressman Clare Hoffman.) In Russia the govt. doctors do the killing. In America, one “accident” can destroy a whole generation.

MENTAL HYGIENE
3—Mental Hygiene is a subtle and diabolical plan of the enemy to transform free and intelligent people into a cringing herd of zombie robots.
Rabbi Spitz in the American Hebrew, March 1, 1946: “American Jews must come to grips with our contemporary anti-Semites; we must fill our insane asylums with anti-Semitic lunatics.”

FIGHT COMMUNISTIC WORLD GOVERNMENT by destroying the ‘UNHOLY THREE’! —It’s later than you think!

Box 3094, Los Angeles 34, Calif.
Art: W. Cvetkovich, S.F.
May 15, 1955
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Soo Spotify showed me a playlist called Hot Pink with a little “made for you” note, and I was like “YAY GAY!"…but then I see it has over 720k likes and isn’t special to me at all?? Betrayal. Gaslight. Gatekeep. Not Girlboss. Anyway, the playlist is super gay and I still highly recommend it 🏳️‍🌈💖
A screenshot of the public playlist on Spotify called Hot Pink. The cover is a picture of Ariana Grande from her song "Popular" in the movie Wicked
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Me when uh-me the we uhm-me when the economy… just yea, me, a sad cookie
Picture of freshly cooked m&m cookies but one of them is a really sad looking cookie with m&ms for eyes ☹️
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Me, successfully convincing everyone I know what I’m doing: 🎭✨ Trickster Goddess mode activated
A post from Eli Barraza @EliLizzieLizbet on Twitter:

Embrace imposter syndrome.

Revel in the fact you have fooled everyone.

You are a Trickster Goddess.

You are the Imposter Child for Deception and Clever Ruses.
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SwtBeat @swtbeat.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
💎😭
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