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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Sanji: My opponents use my name more often than you do. Why is that? Zoro: Because they don't have the same kind of relationship with you that I do. If they start calling you “ curly cook” then I'll start to worry #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Robin: *sees Zoro and Sanji fight first time and laughs* Zoro: What's wrong with her? Sanji: She's laughting how stupid you are Robin: I laughing because i never saw crewmates like you Zoro and Sanji: ? Robin: "Brutal" in really funny way. I like it Usopp: Get use to them #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Chopper: Zoro! Sanji! I’ve got some syringes stashed in the cabinet with the spider drawn on it. Could one of you bring me one for Usopp? Zoro: *puts bandana on head* Sanji: *lights up cigarette* Together: I will Robin: You sent them to face their greatest enemies: their fears #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Usopp: How many children do you plan to have in the future? Zoro and Sanji think Usopp is addressing him directly: Thr- Sanji: Thirteen Zoro: Thirty. Huh, i won! Usopp: ...Straw Hats Pirates 2.0 gonna be so big #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Sanji: I think i figured it out. You have hydrophobia, what is ironic because i read moss likes water Zoro: What? Sanji: We will help you. I'm sorry, i shouldn't judge you before Zoro: I'm not afraid about anything and i just don't likes needles Sanji; Repression is first step #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Crew dub Zoro and Sanji argue behind the window: Luffy starts as Zoro: Give me food! Franky: You have SUUUPER patient,mosshead Robin: Cook,don't be like Franky Usopp: Don't boss me or I'll call Usopp! Brook: Fine,sexy cook yohohoho Chopper: Now me! ... You stinks! Crew just laugh #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Zoro: You're much weaker than me,number 4 Sanji: They forgot to add a zero. You wouldn't even be able to read that number, stinky swordsman Robin: Stronger one will hold hand of rival longer than him Zoro and Sanji: Later: Zoro and Sanji: *holds hands during cooking dinner* #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Zoro sees Sanji first time in the kitchen after reunion: I said Mihawk about your knife skills Sanji: And he thinks i'm better than you? Zoro: He wants test you Sanji: You want me to beat him easily? Okay, but next time don't brag about me to the other crazy swordsman #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Sanji to Zoro: Go to bath Zoro: Curly eyebrows, you know today is not that day, right? Robin: You said "brows" or "eyebrows"? Zoro: Why you asking? Robin: Curiosity 20 years later: Fan to Robin: I love your books. "curly eyebrows" is so sweet Robin: Because based on real life #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Sanji to Zoro: Thanks to ruin my dream Zoro: You're welcome Sanji: I was dreaming about beautiful lady on the beach. Maybe even that was on All Blue and you was there too to argue with her Zoro: And do I have anything to regret? Robin: This actually could happen in real life #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Sanji: I will never forget these days how Nami-swan and Robin-chan saved me from fights with womans Zoro: Do you have anything else in your minds but them? Sanji: And you but swords? Zoro: Any day spent with idiot like you. Even when you left us you was still in my head #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Zoro with a fewer: Hi Luffy, hi Chopper, hi Sanji Luffy: Hi Zoro! A whole rest: ...Chopper,he's so sick Zoro: Can i ask for some onigiri? Sanji: He's "asking"? Chopper hurry up and end this #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Franky to Robin: Hello gorgeous eyes! Robin: Hi Franky Zoro to Franky: Where you learned texts like that? Franky, who had just learned it from him: That’s exactly what I wanted to ask you #zosan #frobin #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Chopper sees weird red abrasions on Zoro neck: That's some allergy? Zoro eats onigiri: No. I was fighting with cook again Chopper: But... with neck? Zoro: Yeah, he has strong thighs Chopper: Zoro: I was just hungry and he doesn't wanted give me onigiri before dinner #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Straw Hats: *arrives on new island* Zoro and Sanji: *continues argue from the Sunny* Zoro and Sanji already on the land: *bump heads* Usopp: Is that how you check off new islands or what? #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Killingham still tied up: Sanji! Revenge is coming! Be ready! Zoro: *hears and grabs his swords* Franky stops him: Chill out,dude. Don't hit someone when they are down #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Sanji with birthday cake: Happy birthday Brook! Hope you will love this taste Zoro: Even if we still don't know how you're eating things Sanji: Shut up and give me a plate Brook: *laughs* i got your special performance I'm so lucky yohohoho Sanji: What? Robin: Just keep going #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Jinbe at the first minutes of his birthday party: Thank you for it. Good night Luffy: We didn't event start! Robin: What's wrong? Jinbe: *looks on totally drunk Zoro and Nami* Sanji: We can kick out him Jinbe: Your birthday parties are harder to survive than Big Mom #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Usopp: I hope this year my birthday party will be normal Sanji: It will be,right? Zoro-kun? Zoro: Yes *feels Nami eyes* have a nice day,cook Robin: Hope you're ready for really amazing gift from Franky Usopp to a whole trio: I said "normal" not creepy #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Zoro is angry: Cook, you again took my sword to cut onion Sanji is angry too: That's revenge for using kitchen appron as towel Zoro grabs sword: You're pissing me off Sanji prepares leg: You know what means Usopp: Fight because of stealing things? So today is monday #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Zoro: What's the weather like today? Chopper: 20 degrees Celsius Zoro: I see that doctors can even tell what the temperature is outside. Nice skill Sanji: Or maybe they just know how to read a thermometer #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Robin with coffee: Welcome in "Broken bones podcast" Brook: Place where we're sharing gossip about the strongest crew on this sea yohohoho Robin: Today we will talk... *looks on Zoro and Sanji* Sanji: Can i help? Robin: Did you something together lately? Brook: We needs content #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Usoop after dinner: Skewers, salads, soups, and anything else that can be served in bite-sized pieces. Is this our new diet, or did you just not want to waste food after your cutting workout with Zoro in the kitchen? Zoro: I think he suspects something Sanji ironic: You think so? #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Nami: *passes guys bedroom* Nami in shock: What's that smell good? Sanji: New air freshener Nami: But...there? How did you do that? Sanji: Just said "i don't want air freshener" and Zoro had do something opposite to me. It's dumb, but works #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Chopper: Today with Robin i read "Hänsel und Gretel". They used bread crumbs to know their way back to home! Sanji: Something like this would work on Zoro awful sense of direction *looks on him* Sanji: Sanji: No,that's pointless. Even sake or rice can't help here #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Sanji and Hancock: *fights with enemies together* Usopp: ...What's a beauty Zoro: And some long hair girl Usopp: Dude,she's shichibukai Zoro: You think she plans steal our cook like Big Mom? #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Bonney: There's something what you did cruel for your crewmates? Zoro: I promised kill him someday Robin: Don't be that brutal,she's still child Bonney: I get it. And you? Robin: After talk about humanity and freedom i crushed his... "friends" Zoro: And that was for real brutal #zosan #frobin

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Sanji when crew is doing their hobbies: Sanji: Nami-swan, beatiful Wano island sketch! Robin-chan, this bird skull is clean,great job! Marimo....dress up and take a shower Zoro: Maybe use nicer tone,idiot? Sanji: ...Please? #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Robin to Sanji: You're better in giving birthday gifts than me. Zoro is always happy with your birthday food for him. Today are Franky birthday and... My humanity is being put to the test Sanji: Wait what- Robin: I will try my best #zosan #frobin #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Killingham after hit: You're all disgusting and stinky as hell Sanji: You will pay for it. I will make you apologize my friend Jinbe Killin: Even from here i feel how this green swordsman stinks Sanji: *Ifrit Jambe* Sanji: Respect marimo too. Also no one but me can offend him! #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Franky: I got upgrade! Now i have suuuuper cola! Robin: Your previous version was already enough for me Franky: Stop! You're too much kind Robin: When the biggest sciencist on this world can't change your fashion style,i think any update will be not enough to make you better #frobin #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Zoro during card game: *checks Sanji cards* Sanji: Hey! Don't cheat you idiot After reshufle Robin: *checks Sanji cards* Zoro: And she can cheat? Sanji: Yes, and that's only your problem Robin: To be fair, you both has better cards than Usopp Usopp: What? #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Zoro to Sanji on his birthday: Hey cook, i have something for you too. Happy birthday *seagull scream* -ji Sanji: What? Zoro: That's my gift. I said your name. Usopp told me that's will be good idea Sanji: But i didn't heard it Zoro: You will not get 2 gifts from me #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Franky: Can you call me "Franky-kun" atleast one time? Robin: No this is occupied by Sanji Nami: ...I using it too Robin: I don't treat Franky in the same way like you treats Sanji or Sanji treats Zoro #zosan #frobin #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Sanji with a tie to Zoro: Put in on Zoro: Zoro: Okay Sanji: You know how? Zoro: Yes? Zoro: *holds a tie* Sanji: No at arm or head Zoro: I know? 5 minutes later: Sanji: *helps put tie on Zoro neck* #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Sanji with whipped cream: I want prank Zoro. I will put cream on his hand during his nap Robin: *laughs* Usopp is jealous: That's not even that funny Robin: I just think they're so adorable when they tries prank each other. That's sign of good friendship Sanji: #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Usopp: Spring is coming! Trees will be green again! Chopper: But for Zoro that's no difference! He's green for a whole year! Sanji: And i wish he was like a tree and was changing this ugly color Zoro: Problem? Sanji: You with cherry blossom instead moss would be much prettier #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Sanji: Did you got found something before breakfast? Nami: ...No? Sanji to Robin: And you? Robin: Except metal heart shape "thing" from Franky,no Sanji: ...So where are my gifts? Zoro: Who left white chocolate desserts on the floor? I thought that's rice #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Sanji: Next time instead buying new clothes, you can take old ones from Franky or Jinbe. I was able to give you my old clothes only 2 years ago,when you wasn't that gigantic. After all you cares only about your haramaki Zoro: *thinking* Zoro: You was smaller than me anyway #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Franky with Chopper on head to Robin: Will be our valentine? Robin smiles to Chopper: I will be, Chopper,but your talking platform needs wait for answer Nami: That's even adorable of them Usopp: That's not even today #frobin #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

After first dinner with Sanji as crewmate Zoro to Nami: So...he gave you food too? Nami: Yes? He's our cook Zoro: ...And what now? Should we pay him for it? Nami: ...Yes. I already payed Zoro: And Luffy? Nami: As captain he can't. Give me money and i will pay for you too #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Nami on Robin birthday party: That's terrible. Zoro and Sanji fought again, Luffy,Usopp and Chopper ate a whole cake, Brook sings pervert songs, Jinbe don't know what's happening and Franky...is Franky Robin: And that's why i like my birthdays. That's terryfing like i like #nicorobin #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Robin to Zoro: I started train legs with Sanji. As expert, what you think about my progress? Zoro: ... You needs do a lot to be like him Franky hears it: Girl, but your legs are SUUUUUPER Robin: I know. I just like how they complements each other loud but not to the face #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Before wash clothes: Sanji: Give me your bandana Zoro: It was washed last time Sanji: 3 months ago. Give it Zoro: I can give my Skypiea tshirt to wash Sanji: No. Bandana or haramaki Zoro: ...No for free Sanji: Fine,extra onigiri Zoro: 3 Sanji: But then haramaki Zoro: ...Damm it #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Snowy day. Shirtless Zoro sleeps on the lawn Sanji: *stands above Zoro body with actived Diable Jambe* Usopp: You was fighting? Sanji: No. This idiot gonna get a cold Usopp: ...And you can't just give him a blanket? #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Robin to Franky: Nice hair style Franky: Merci Robin: Oh,i didn't knew you knows french. That's vey nice Franky: Ah,merci merci Robin: Even if you know only "merci" and you hope that I will only say the sentences where you can say "merci" Franky: Merci for knowing me #frobin #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Chopper: I wonder how hard Sanji legs have to be to kick that strong Zoro: His legs muscles are more soft than hard,but are strong Chopper: How do you know? *laughs* Because he kicked you many times Zoro: That too #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Zoro and Sanji: *fights like usual* Robin: Your last words? Robin: *passes between them* Zoro and Sanji: *stops and watches how Robin kills some bugs on the wall* A whole crew: Robin: I would never hurt someone that adorable like Zoro and Sanji during their fun #zosan #onepiece

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Simon @swordandsmoke.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Sanji without shirt: Hey guys,someone saw my top? Brook: In nest Sanji: Thanks. I guess that's another Luffy joke Jinbe when Sanji left them: Why someone could left shirt there? Brook: Shirt? I meant Zoro yohohoho #zosan #onepiece

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