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Swizec Teller

@swizec.com
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Best selling author of Scaling Fast: Software Engineering Through The Hockeystick book ⏵ scalingfastbook.com prev book ⏵ swizec.com/senior-mindset blog ⏵ swizec.com

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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 29/09/2026
wait is a workstream just something that has a VP?
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 29/09/2026
super excited for jev-like classifiers, fits a nice sweet spot above LLM and below custom training for a lot of real-world usecases I'm facing - LLM when you don't yet know the question you're asking, - Jev-like once you learn the question and a working rubric, swizec.com/blog/why-im-...
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Why I'm excited about Jev-like classifiers
zero-shot classifiers fit a nice spot on the roadmap to production AI apps
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 29/09/2026
Only wastes your time, fully automated on their end
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 28/09/2026
A lot of “I’ll just make my own” vibe coders gonna learn an important lesson
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 28/09/2026
It’s all just different kinds of work tbh
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 28/09/2026
Monday is really a lot more chill if you play some catchup Sunday evening this feels like a slippery slope
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Jason Lengstorf @jason.energy · 27/09/2026
the hard parts of building a business are - solving a real problem for real people - ignoring shiny ideas that are fun but distracting - prioritizing boring stuff that moves the needle - connecting with customers if anything, AI makes it *harder* to build a successful business
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 27/09/2026
I did it! First run to bridge and back after knee surgery
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 26/09/2026
Actually going super well. Letting agents rip on a huge design system migration has improved our codebase in measurable ways. fewer typescript error better react doctor scores more readable composition improved file structure fantastic UX
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 24/09/2026
also very little downtime to Just Work. it's decision after decision after decision in an endless stream of hard braining
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 24/09/2026
oh this is fun, my `gh auth login` now redirects to crypto, porn, and other bad sites it sent me to github.cm/auth/login instead of github.com/auth/login and I didn't notice fab 🙃 also how ...
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 24/09/2026
Weird thing about going into less hands-on roles is that you feel less productive and get way more done. You really can achieve more with more hands
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 24/09/2026
It's a design system migration (last rip through pages that aren't high critical). I'm low-key battle testing our infra and various design skills/linters/guidance we've built as part of the migration in ye olde world this would be a junior's "Go learn stuff tell me when you're done" project
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 24/09/2026
it's still running I have 28 pull requests already feeling dread just thinking about looking
static.klipy.com
Huge Mistake
ALT: Huge Mistake
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 23/09/2026
This is the sort of work where human-in-the-loop feels like watching strudel bake. Not a great use of time I'll write about it, especially if this works out for me :P
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 23/09/2026
fuck I'm gonna spend the next week reviewing this crap aren't I
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 23/09/2026
congratz!
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 23/09/2026
I'm about to feel like a freakin wizard or the world's greatest idiot
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 22/09/2026
wait until it starts *creating* problems to solve!
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 22/09/2026
dunno man, it really shouldn’t take some shady-ass corporation enacting a tax on global commerce to protect consumers BUT it do be nice how my US cards side with me when dealing with merchants vs my EU banks that are like “well why did you put your digits into that shady website sounds dumb mate”
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 22/09/2026
Oh I’m a dirty immigrant so all my cards are 26% to 29%. Just pay it off every month
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 22/09/2026
Ok this looks pretty sick
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 21/09/2026
you can try it here, bring your own Jev key dino-jumping-game.vercel.app
dino-jumping-game.vercel.app
Dino Run — Small dino. Big world.
A tiny dinosaur. An endless adventure. Jump, explore, and chase your personal best in Dino Run.
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 21/09/2026
This morning Astra built me a silly little game and now Jev can play it for me while I watch TV. I love living in the future 🤩
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 20/09/2026
if it swims like a duck and walks like a duck and ... sorry I had a lot of lisp-pilled friends in college
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 20/09/2026
my favorite page of @typesafeai.bsky.social docs: "Here's what Jev can't do" we need more of this ❤️
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 20/09/2026
The solution is simple, make a bot to auto-close 🤖 🤖 🤖 Fast tracked to /dev/null
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 19/09/2026
It’s all fun and games until someone makes the “wrong” decision
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 19/09/2026
Use LLMs to run prototype workloads and iterate, turn the rules into real code when it’s time to scale model providers hate this trick
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 19/09/2026
People keep asking what’s my trick to save on tokens Secretly there is no AI in these systems, just code. I use AI to generate the code and let it run for a few seconds on cheap compute We could’ve done all this 6 years ago but it wasn’t easy enough to build
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 19/09/2026
I've been on a quest lately to reclaim my sanity at work. The latest advancement is a bot that auto-approves and merges low risk PRs with no oversight 😈 swizec.com/blog/we-now-...
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We now auto-approve and merge 15% of PRs
've been on a quest lately to reclaim my sanity at work. The latest advancement is a bot that auto-approves and merges low risk PRs with no oversight 😈
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 18/09/2026
It doesn’t matter that you thought of the solution first, only that you got what you wanted.
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 18/09/2026
One of the hardest leadership things is when you have an idea or solution but people don’t see the vision yet. Then 3 weeks later they arrive at the same conclusion and are excited that they figured it out. You then have to applaud and encourage them.
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 18/09/2026
Nothing beats a plain list of next priorities
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 17/09/2026
we've auto-approved and merged 14 pull requests and nothing blew up maybe time to broaden the rules
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 16/09/2026
The podcasters are wrong, cold showers suck. Especially If you were looking forward to a nice warm one
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 15/09/2026
Maybe Plasmidsaurus broke my brain (biotech) but I increasingly think of coding systems in a biology metaphor - running system - agents make changes - agents validate - agents find problems - agents patch things - ship all the time - feels random but keeps working agents may be human or not
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 15/09/2026
🤞
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 15/09/2026
Well there’s also that one time Canada burned down your White House but yes the “no borders eat the continent” strategy has worked out beautifully
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 15/09/2026
Wasn’t there a whole war with Mexico?
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 13/09/2026
DaVinci Resolve uploads directly to all those things right after it’s done rendering btw. Maybe they’ve added scheduling since I last checked (a few years)
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 13/09/2026
Went for a test drive in a Rivian R2 and it’s definitely a driving appliance. I wants it and it accelerates fast enough to upset the missus 😈
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 13/09/2026
I think @nearestnabors.com is working on something
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 13/09/2026
Stop you’ll give my college Prolog professor a hard on
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 13/09/2026
I remember getting back in shape feeling a lot easier a few years ago
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 13/09/2026
From what I remember I’m pretty sure my mom spent more time making sure I did my chores than I did actually doing them
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 13/09/2026
If it makes you feel any better (prob not), I measure these opportunities in hours, even minutes, these days 🙃
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 09/09/2026
sure honey I can do nights with baby
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 08/09/2026
Shit’s on fire yo
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 06/09/2026
Hecc running at elevation is hard 😅
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