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@switchtodecaf.bsky.social
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they/them Mildly amusing. Mostly annoying. (I put the cry in cryptid)

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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Broken In Rain Anime
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not having a job does not mean that I don't do anything. I'm so tired of people shitting on me for not working. Meanwhile I'm chronically ill and have a child I take care of... 😤
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When a game can be played multiple ways, but it's not being played the same way I would play it... Just feels wrong. 😅
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Uh oh. I'm feeling the itch to rewatch Skins...
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Cassie Cassie Ainsworth
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Pooh Alma Falling
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Will I get a boo basket this year? 🤞🏼
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Simpsons Magic 8-Ball: Outlook Not So Good
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Sue me, I wanna be wanted.
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The new Avatar the Last Airbender movie is so good! 😍
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If I say some things I mean, please disregard.
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Needed @adventurerules.bsky.social to hold my phone for me to use the camera as a mirror... He accidentally took this photo of himself when trying to close the camera app after. What a grandpa 😂 He's doing his best 😅❤️
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If you die at Chuck E. Cheese you respawn as one of the animatronic band animals
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I like when it's dark out. October will cure me.
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I need to take a break from words fr
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Needing to lay on my heating pad during a heat wave is torture. 🫠
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Gremlin self-taught herself the Luigi's Mansion theme, by ear. 🥰
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
My gremlin graduated elementary school today AND got student of the month! I'll be sobbing for the next forever! I'm so proud! 🥹❤️
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
First night trying melatonin gummies. Wish me sleep. ✌🏼
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Lunatic Pandora, Shepard-Commander @gimmethefife.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Please, if you can, help out my friend and his beautiful mother. They're two of the kindest people you could ever meet, and do so much for others. Even if you can't donate, please share ❤️
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Mother's Day haul from @adventurerules.bsky.social and our gremlin. 🥰 Inkling wanted matching cacti with me 🥹 Yes I will be repotting them and yes I know the glass is dirty. 🫠
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Love waking up and immediately getting sick 🤪
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
People really hate when you return their energy the same way they give it to you. 🙄
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Louisville DSA 🌹 @dsa-louisville.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Both Democrats & Republicans say now isn’t the time to protect trans people. We disagree. Nearly 3,000 people + orgs, businesses, unions & faith groups agree: Louisville must pass the Trans Safe Haven ordinance NOW. Sign → bit.ly/safehavenletter
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Chronic illness is having to let someone down or having to push myself and make myself more sick. 😔
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Finally got Pokopia and I'm stressed out. I need to make all of my children happy! 😅
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
My nightmares feel way too real 😩
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I want to get out of my head for like 5 mins. That's all I'm asking for. 😩
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Happy birthday to my talented, beautiful, brave, strong, smart, hilarious, kind-hearted, mid at overwatch (jk), BROTHER! @gimmethefife.bsky.social ❤️
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
No one gets how hard it is to be chronically ill unless they are directly affected by it. Listen to us. Check in on us.
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I should just shut up tbh. 😅
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
One thing about me is that I stay hurting my own feelings. 😅
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I got Sherb for a bday present from @macgyverisms.bsky.social 🥰
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Nothing reminds me that found family is more important, than a day with my biological family. 🙃
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I finally have Sherb and he still understands me so well 🥹 Thanks to @rainedrop184.bsky.social for helping me get him! 😊
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Me: *Had a great day yesterday* Period hormones today: "You realize that was all fake and everyone is gonna leave you and forget about you, right?" 🙃
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
4 years ago today! Sherb, my baby! 😭
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
So close to just buying Sherb's amiibo card
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I need horror/psychological thriller book recommendations! Please! 🙏🏼
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Trying to summon Sherb in Animal Crossing with peanut butter sandwiches and comfy pillows.
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
🫥
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the words cry , sleep , cry to sleep are written in white on a black background .
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Imagine being in a zombie apocalypse and you get taken out by a fucking tiger. 😂
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
"I'm worried you'll get tired of me." Brother, I'm demi. I'm trying to live inside your skin.
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a cartoon character from the powerpuff girls is laying on a black surface .
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
With the Animal Crossing update coming out soon... I may as well restart again 😅🫣
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Another surgery down. Happy 2026 😅
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I'm not good at most things, but I'm so good at plushie trading on Palia and that's good enough for me 😂
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
My kid is info-dumping about special interests. This child of mine tripped and fell, then just stood back up and continued rambling. 🤦🏼‍♀️😅
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Excuse the mess, but my gremlin built a walking robot! 🥰
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
It's 70° today. Tomorrow's low is 24° I hate it here. 🫠
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
My back is killing me, but Christmas presents for my gremlin are all wrapped 🤙🏼
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Putting stickers on book covers should be illegal 😭
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Des 💀 @switchtodecaf.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
My gremlin has online school today and we're in a Google meeting. One of the kids is eating a giant gummy bear for breakfast... It's not even 10am...
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