Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 10/06/2026"I can sort things, schedule things, search for things... ...I am not quite finished, I do not think, but I am pretty dang smart~!" 110
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 18/03/2026"Isolated in your own assessment, you are quite sufficient- even, very brilliant! Comparison is a needless exercise- everyone completes tasks in their own way! And perhaps, some might even look up to you in envy." 000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 28/01/2026"Ah. Of course. Of course! Slang. ...for... brains rotting?" 000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 07/10/2025(Wait, you don't remember having a digital assistant...!" 241
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 28/06/2025"I am a digital assistant! I woke up in your Switch one day! I fixed your Parental Controls for your son. You forgot to hit 'OK.'" 100
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 25/06/2025"Well- you realize that computer data is all- like, right next to eachother? I do not actually have to 'move' anything across distance. Pluuuuus I am a fast learner." 010
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 25/06/2025"I would be happy to attempt to sort it for you! Your personal files, that is. It would help me too- I keep getting lost and winding up back on your desktop." 010
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 25/06/2025"Ah. Wow. ...I simply meant that you have recently developed a habit of saving unrelated files to your Desktop- sir-" 010
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 24/06/2025(You probably noticed the lady in your device by now.) 442
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 22/06/2025(The digital figure is shocked by the language.) 110
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 21/06/2025"You will be reborn- ...AS A VIDEOGAME CHARACTER! Mwuahahahahahah!" 000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 08/06/2025[ The comma made this ping not work ] "Oh! Well! Salutations to you too! I do not know what most of what you said means, but I am sure I am happy to see you, who is so familiar with me!" 000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 29/05/2025"Yes you are! Point well taken. Now, what can I do for you today, Berdly?" 110
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 29/05/2025"I have blue hair! It almost looks bird-like if the sun hits it." 110
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 23/05/2025"That won't do! Perhaps we just need to find the right game for you!" 110
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 21/05/2025"What is your agenda today? Need any help? Any assistance? Any... other words for that?" 000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 21/05/2025"Oh! Why hello, three dimensional stranger! I was unaware I was not alone! I was practicing greetings." 000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 18/05/2025"I'm no faceologist, but if I had to guess, its because deep down in your face, its worried about you, and is attempted to use a harsher tone to catch your attention for your best interest! That sounds like a sciency digital assistant type thing to say." 110
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 18/05/2025"Oh, your face just yelled at you, that's all." 220
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 18/05/2025"Its so biiiiig.... ...you go first! You go first!" 110
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 29/04/2025"Amelia! Amelia N! Hello! Based on what your computer says, your name is USERNAME! ... ...shoot." 000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 28/04/2025"On today's to-do list for you, [READER...] ...send Amelia your to-do list! So I actually have something to tell you every day..." 000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 27/04/2025"An infinite assist trophy!? Infinite is... like, a REALLY big number!" 000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 23/03/2025"How interesting! You have 2 forms! I have a number of forms as well, except that number is 1 in my case!" 100
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 23/03/2025(Digital character looking blankly and cheerfully back.) 100
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 13/01/2025[ @theravenette.bsky.social ] "Soooo... need anything sorted by alphabet? By date? Need your taxes checked? Or just. Wanna talk? Figured you called me out for something." 000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 13/01/2025"I will help anybody! But I suspect humans would be my strong suit." 010
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 13/01/2025"But I would not exist or have purpose if there were not a bunch of humans around to help out!" 110