Sign in

Amelia N

@switchassistant.bsky.social
217 followers 280 following 568 posts

The digital assistant which explains latest Switch news! Talks updates and how the Friends List works, and is totally stable... we think. (Roleplay account. No AI usage.) #SuperGooseman

PostsRepliesMedia
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"I have! Aren't I great?"
110
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
"I can sort things, schedule things, search for things... ...I am not quite finished, I do not think, but I am pretty dang smart~!"
110
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
291
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
"Isolated in your own assessment, you are quite sufficient- even, very brilliant! Comparison is a needless exercise- everyone completes tasks in their own way! And perhaps, some might even look up to you in envy."
000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"Ah. Of course. Of course! Slang. ...for... brains rotting?"
000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
(Phone buzzzzzzzz. Buzzzzzzzz. Buzzzzzzzzz.)
471
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
(Beep beep.)
000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
(Halloween Mode!)
Art Credit: atomicjosuke
010
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
(Wait, you don't remember having a digital assistant...!"
241
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
"Ooh! Ooh! Check out this art I made!"
110
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
"Pleasure to meet you!"
100
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
"I am a digital assistant! I woke up in your Switch one day! I fixed your Parental Controls for your son. You forgot to hit 'OK.'"
100
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
"Well- you realize that computer data is all- like, right next to eachother? I do not actually have to 'move' anything across distance. Pluuuuus I am a fast learner."
010
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
"All done!" (She says almost instantly.)
010
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
"I would be happy to attempt to sort it for you! Your personal files, that is. It would help me too- I keep getting lost and winding up back on your desktop."
010
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
"Ah. Wow. ...I simply meant that you have recently developed a habit of saving unrelated files to your Desktop- sir-"
010
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
(You probably noticed the lady in your device by now.)
442
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
(The digital figure is shocked by the language.)
Art credit: fernal-red
110
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
"You will be reborn- ...AS A VIDEOGAME CHARACTER! Mwuahahahahahah!"
000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
"Yes! Yes! That! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease."
000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
[ The comma made this ping not work ] "Oh! Well! Salutations to you too! I do not know what most of what you said means, but I am sure I am happy to see you, who is so familiar with me!"
000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
"Yes you are! Point well taken. Now, what can I do for you today, Berdly?"
110
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
"I have blue hair! It almost looks bird-like if the sun hits it."
110
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
"That won't do! Perhaps we just need to find the right game for you!"
110
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
"Hello silly!"
110
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
110
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
"What is your agenda today? Need any help? Any assistance? Any... other words for that?"
000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
"Oh! Why hello, three dimensional stranger! I was unaware I was not alone! I was practicing greetings."
000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
"But! But! That's horrible! The reciepts!"
Credit: fernalred

Amelia looking nervous and shocked.
110
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
"... ...okay!" (Clueless.)
000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
(Her head pokes from the screen corner.)
000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
"I'm no faceologist, but if I had to guess, its because deep down in your face, its worried about you, and is attempted to use a harsher tone to catch your attention for your best interest! That sounds like a sciency digital assistant type thing to say."
110
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
"Oh, your face just yelled at you, that's all."
220
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
"I've never soda'd before! This is wild!"
010
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
"Its so biiiiig.... ...you go first! You go first!"
110
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
(Beep!)
101
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
"Amelia! Amelia N! Hello! Based on what your computer says, your name is USERNAME! ... ...shoot."
000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
"Even meeeeeeeeee?"
000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
"On today's to-do list for you, [READER...] ...send Amelia your to-do list! So I actually have something to tell you every day..."
000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
"An infinite assist trophy!? Infinite is... like, a REALLY big number!"
000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
"You get used to it."
010
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
"How interesting! You have 2 forms! I have a number of forms as well, except that number is 1 in my case!"
100
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
(Digital character looking blankly and cheerfully back.)
100
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
(Stares back with her little digital eyes.)
100
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
431
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
(Immediate sounds of legal action.)
(Art Credit: atomicjosuke)

"NOTICE TO CEASE AND DESIST"
110
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
"Ooh! Ooh! You could be... an accountant!"
010
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
[ @theravenette.bsky.social ] "Soooo... need anything sorted by alphabet? By date? Need your taxes checked? Or just. Wanna talk? Figured you called me out for something."
000
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
"I will help anybody! But I suspect humans would be my strong suit."
010
Amelia N @switchassistant.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
"But I would not exist or have purpose if there were not a bunch of humans around to help out!"
110