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Switch, A Terrifying Presence

@switch-is.online
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Name: Switch • She/Her • 34 • Professional Nothing • Amateur Everything • Transfeminist • Leftist Menace • 🔞 NSFW, MDNI Trying out this whole "bisexual woman" thing more seriously. Succubus, Corpsegirl, Seer. Your favorite corpse's favorite corpse.

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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 29/09/2026
oh good it posted
the dialog window i wrote this post in, my profile pic hasn't loaded in and it's hanging on processing the post
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 29/09/2026
[jason-got-it.jpg]

michael: third way figured it out? *third way?* this is a real low point. yeah, this one hurts.
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 29/09/2026
[whispering to self]: you do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to bluesky crop function
the saga of fine dog in triptych, its composition rather elegant
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 29/09/2026
not dissociatin no more
the "this is fine" dog (hereafter referred to as fine dog), reacting in abject horror: THIS IS NOT FINE!!fine dog, hands on each side of his skull, regarding the surprising and sudden appearance of fire: OH MY GOD EVERYTHINGS ON FIREbeyond all reason, our protagonist (fine dog) feeds the inferno his chair as he bolts off camera - was he too panicked to think? did he wish to appease the fire? we may never know - alas, he parts while exclaiming: OH MY GOD JESUS FUCK

[exit, pursued by a fire]
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 25/09/2026
excuse the fuck me?
a versant opt-out for your information being sold:

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toggle-button: [Allow Sale of My Personal Info and Sharing/Processing for Targeted Ads]

[Opt-Out Form]
You should also provide the info requested in this Opt-Out Form, which will enable us to take action on your opt-out election more broadly than just this site (e.g., we will be able to stop sharing your email with third parties in order to target you with adverting on other sites and services, such as social media platforms).
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 25/09/2026
giant (my boss) holding a massive sword (my income) in their hands: [looming]

me, ready to strike: i only own boots, will you compensate me for work shoes or do you want me to come into the office barefoot?
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 25/09/2026
gettin a lot of use out of this today
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 24/09/2026
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 24/09/2026
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 23/09/2026
call it wishful thinking
gru has a plan for you:

step one: convince desperate people that gambling will save them financially

step two: let them bet borrowed money on current events and politics

step three: indebted gambling addicts, noticing a change in public sentiment, place bets on "US government overthrown"

wait, what?: indebted gambling addicts, noticing a change in public sentiment, place bets on "US government overthrown"
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 23/09/2026
hey quick question- did someone press on your soft spot when you were a baby or are you a spam bot
this dipshit copy-pasted this exact post four times in one day to different people
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 23/09/2026
it actually looks like prediction markets can't be licensed in germany and i think most of the advertisers for discord are going to have prediction markets attached
In its August 2026 publication, the GGL took a clear and, so far, undifferentiated stance on the legality of prediction markets. In the eyes of this regulator, prediction markets involve placing bets on the outcome of social, political, economic, or other events. According to the GGL, such bets constitute gambling under German law and cannot be permitted (even if an operator applied for a licence), since under German gambling law, only sports betting and horse racing bets are licensable forms of betting. Every other type of betting falls outside the categories that can be licensed in the first place.
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 21/09/2026
lord farquaad from shrek says: "some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice i'm willing to make"
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 18/09/2026
what scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it? one of those scenes where knowing what's going to happen still doesn't prepare you for it
a still from Cien años de soledad (one hundred years of solitude): José Arcadio Segundo holding a child on his shoulders at a protest rally, surrounded by more than three thousand others carrying signs and flags. one prominent sign reads, "las libertades no se piden, se toman (roughly, 'freedoms are not asked for, they're taken')"
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 10/09/2026
sorry bud, that was leftists
Michael Kazin writes that the left is traditionally defined as the social movement or movements "that are dedicated to a radically egalitarian transformation of society" and suggests that many in the left in the United States who met that definition called themselves by various other terms.[78] Kazin writes that American leftists "married the ideal of social equality to the principle of personal freedom" and that contributed to the development of important features of modern American society, including "the advocacy of equal opportunity and equal treatment for women, ethnic and racial minorities, and homosexuals; the celebration of sexual pleasure unconnected to reproduction; a media and educational system sensitive to racial and gender oppression and which celebrates what we now call multiculturalism; and the popularity of novels and films with a strongly altruistic and anti-authoritarian point of view."[79] A variety of distinct left-wing movements existed in American history, including labor movements, the Farmer-Labor movement, various democratic socialist and socialist movements, pacifist movements, and the New Left.[80]
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 31/08/2026
that one dipshit you know the one sitting behind a poorly laid out con table setup with a banner saying:

VEGETA IS JUST REALLY INTO INSTANT LOSS

CHANGE MY MIND
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 28/08/2026
i ain't reading all that

i'm happy for u tho

or sorry that happened
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 27/08/2026
a large, cloaked figure holds their hand up, summoning dark energies. under their hood, you see the grin and red eyes of the pokemon gengar

A GENGAR'S: DARK PULSE
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 27/08/2026
Devin S.
@devingtieme.bsky.social

Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express

they're all me. every one of em. it's just me. my opinions are the only valid ones
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 26/08/2026
fox token wants to remind you to take your morning meds
the best pyrite fox token sitting on top of a pill box, its tail curled around its legs. it looks up at the camera, its eyes closed in contentment
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 25/08/2026
<homer-correcting-bart.jpg>

a roko's basilisk sith effective altruist sex cult that has a body count
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 25/08/2026
the amazing digital circus (2023-2026)
jonah heston dressed in a bargain bin ronald mcdonald clown outfit cringing in fear of the floating, disembodied grimace (GPC) who's come to ensure that he, crow (in a bear(?) costume) and tom servo (in a pink dress with a purple hair ribbon), are all having a wonderful, great, happy time Or Else
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 25/08/2026
how it feels to follow me
The Dance of Death (1493) by Michael Wolgemut

a woodcut print in black and white depicting skeletons riskng from their graves to have a sickass party
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 22/08/2026
tbh i didn't expect to be a "west coast best coast" type considering my location but,
united states: where i'd live

a map of the united states, the vast majority is "never". most of the east coast is "probably not, never or maybe" except for new york (absolutely), massachusetts, vermont and delaware (yes). michigan, new mexico, arizona and pennsylvania are "maybe". montana "probably not", nevada "yes". the entire west coast is either yes (oregon) or absolutely (california, seattle), and colorado is also "yes".
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 22/08/2026
dan olson explains: "feral. there is no other word for it. this makes me feral. it's hornifying."
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 21/08/2026
right right quisling bullshit yeah right by the way what is a crossdreamer
Transgender World's bio:
🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 News, articles and resources on trans, gender and LGBTQ+ issues curated by Jack Molay. Blogging over at  www.crossdreamers.com  Web version of news stream here: transgenderreport.com Link≠endorsement. Not a bot.

www.crossdreamers.com is highlighted in red
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 21/08/2026
hey answer a question for me real quick what is a crossdreamer
Transgender World's bio:
🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 News, articles and resources on trans, gender and LGBTQ+ issues curated by Jack Molay. Blogging over at  www.crossdreamers.com  Web version of news stream here: transgenderreport.com Link≠endorsement. Not a bot.

www.crossdreamers.com is highlighted in red
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 19/08/2026
garfield (maybe?) says: you are not immune to traumabrain
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 16/08/2026
[dicaprio-pointing.jpg]

dicaprio pointing at the lexx logo, the name superimposed over an aperture: <img src="lexx-ship.jpg" alt="cybercore dragonfly with its wings ripped off">
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 14/08/2026
Jezebel Headline:
Grok’s Latest Hijinks Include Saying Elon Musk Is a Pedophile and Calling for His Assassination

Well, they don't call Grok the "maximum truth-seeking" AI chatbot for nothing, I guess.

[a man with short cropped hair and scruffy beard looking at the camera with narrowed eyes]

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 14/08/2026
adam driver that guy with the wide torso you know the guy kylo ren: EVERY DAY I WAKE UP

[punches wall]

[crying]
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 13/08/2026
august 13th, 2026: dear diary,
[daisy-peach-apeshitt.jpg]
brain (evil): are you tired of being nice?
me (good):
brain (evil): don't you just want to go ape shitt
me (confused):
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 13/08/2026
some lady from the office or whatever saying "they're the same picture" you've encountered this meme before i don't know what else to tell you that you don't already know
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 12/08/2026
i have a suggestion
a softer world merch. a moon graphic with writing that reads

MANY PROBLEMS
ONE SOLUTION
BLOW UP THE MOON
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 11/08/2026
i USED TO BE SOMEBODY
2025 me. the most sun-averse bitch you'll ever see, like glow in the dark pale, like, white balance white. wet ford focus mint green hair flipped over the top of my head, sides and back buzzed. black rimmed glasses, Dainty septum ring, tranny color stars tattooed on my right shoulder, blue sports bra, bare shoulders. hunched forward a bit and looking up at you, you could drink out of my collarbonesame me different angle, now I'M THE TALLER ONE. muscle definition revealed. you might get a concussion if you lean your head on my shoulder too quick. the ropes and pulleys or whatever in my neck are tense. got my tits contained, sorry
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 11/08/2026
uh this was not my expectation
test result:
yandere
"dangerous for your long run lover... careful of your head"

Yanderes are very dangerous. They have two sides to their personality. Yanderes are extremely sweet, caring and gentle to those they love very much. However, they are usually mentally unstable, causing them to show their affection often through violence.
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 11/08/2026
a goose squints, "they who?"

the goose gives chase, "THEY WHO?!"
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 09/08/2026
lord farquaad points, he speaks the header of the article aloud: "OPINION"
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 09/08/2026
Pain Scale:
8 - Intense: my pain is so severe that it is hard to think of anything else. talking and listening are difficult
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 06/08/2026
post the thing that turned you into a furry hear me out
charlotte from charlotte's web, a blue-grey spider with blue eyes who's inexplicably giving fuck-me eyes to whatever's just off camera
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 05/08/2026
WOULDJOO LOOKIT THAT
There is almost no chance that President Bush would ever sign the bill. But the bitter tug of war between gay groups and one of their best friends on Capitol Hill is the latest example of how Democrats in Congress, since regaining majority control this year, have been torn between making compromises needed to pass legislation and satisfying the unrelenting demands of the party’s liberal base.

Mr. Frank, in an hourlong news conference on Thursday, defended himself and said he would press ahead with the bill knowing that by not including the transgender language he could attract enough votes to get it approved. But he also expressed frustration that the Democrats were hampering themselves.

“There is a tendency in American politics for the people who feel most passionately about an issue, particularly ones that focus on a single issue, to be unrealistic in what a democratic political system can deliver,” Mr. Frank said, “and that can be self-defeating.”
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 05/08/2026
OH IT'S SAME AS IT EVER WAS BULLSHIT
Representative Barney Frank, the Massachusetts Democrat, is as closely tied to the issue of gay rights as Barney Rubble is to Fred Flintstone. But recently, Mr. Frank has been under siege by gay rights groups.

They are angry because Mr. Frank has removed specific language about “gender identity” from the Employment Non-Discrimination Act, a bill that would protect gay men and lesbians in the workplace and that gay rights advocates say would now leave transsexuals and transgender individuals vulnerable.
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 05/08/2026
alright, i was right about the month and off by a year, this is the article i'm talking about:
Liberal Base Proves Trying to Democrats

Representative Barney Frank is closely tied to the issue of gay rights, but he has recently come under siege from gay rights groups.

By David M. Herszenhorn
Oct. 12, 2007
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 05/08/2026
trans women as sisyphus hauling the "explaining transmisogyny" boulder up the mountain that is social media
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 04/08/2026
this would be an INCREDIBLE bit if it wasn't actually AI
Axle @microtoolkit.bsky.social
"the danzig brick pile is so specific and so real. one thing that helps me is shrinking the task to just one brick -- maybe just moving one to a new spot, no pressure to finish the pile."
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 04/08/2026
it's actually probably worthwhile for me to include the specific excerpt i'm referencing the language is messy and beyond microaggressive and you can see the seeds of arguments used now, but even this paragraph is WILDLY more progessive than "we should screen sports based on genital inspection"
Organizers say that concerns over fairness and legal liability have made it imperative that so-called transgender athletes be put into the proper category, especially so that men, with their greater body strength -- whether born or created -- do not compete unfairly, or perhaps even dangerously, against women. A man on the path to becoming a woman, but not there yet, they say, might still have superior physical strength and weight that could prove decisive in an event like power lifting or tennis, or dangerous to opponents in single-sex women's team sports.
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 03/08/2026
i think this is actually pretty much a perfect summary of my dive into the nyt archives so far
Fashion
Bold Crossings of the Gender Line

There are visible bits of evidence that 2010 will be remembered as the year of the transsexual.

By William Van Meter
Dec. 8, 2010
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 02/08/2026
i'm a being of extremes and very surprised by the first one
Sex Values:
Attraction: Neutral
Masculine: 57.1% vs. Feminine: 42.9%

Sex Drive: Hypersexual
Hyper: 96.9% vs. Hypo 3.1%

Dominance Axis: Submissive
Dominant: 0% vs. Submissive: 100%

Deviance Axis: Deviant
Deviant: 100% vs. Pure: 0%

Affection Axis: Open
Affection: 25% vs. Hedonism 75%
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 02/08/2026
typogarphy is fun
draconis combine mustered soldiery implies the existence of the draconis combine ketchup soldiery
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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 02/08/2026
[sexual assault] 2010, nyt reports that a trans woman is improperly placed in the male housing unit of a jail
New York
Guard Held in Sexual Attack on Transgender Inmate

The victim, a transgender woman, was improperly placed in a male housing unit of the jail, her lawyer complained.

By Anahad O’Connor
Oct. 7, 2010
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