Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 6hToday is going to be the sanest day in America for at least two years. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I've been around long enough now to understand one thing when it comes to women and relationships. When sex is no longer required sex is no longer desired. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I will never be a better person than my wife and she will go to her grave making sure it stays that way. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 10/10/2026We're just hairless apes that learned to talk and make tools. Of course shit is gonna be this fucked up. We're fuckin animals and we're acting like it. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 10/10/2026There comes a point where only a point will do. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I would like to thank my wife for correcting me the moment I felt good about myself. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Artificial Intelligence and artificial flavor are the exact same thing. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Today is the sanest day he will ever have for the rest of his life. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don't think any of us truly realize how much oxygen is going to be rushing back into the room immediately upon his demise. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Concentrated wealth requires concentrated poverty. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I can always count on my wife for reminding me of all my failures. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That strange sound you heard was millions of idiots realizing that they've been lied to for decades by another idiot. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When left alone problems often solve themselves. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If Nixon was prosecuted for his crimes Trump wouldn't be in the White House. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I can't believe I get an entire season of Nigella eating cake. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A woman with a vibrator is empowered sexuality and a man with a pocket pussy is disgusting. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026That big rolling snowball of crazy and stupid won't stop at the bottom of the mountain for at least another two years. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The most powerful military on earth is being run by stupid psychopaths. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Trump is the metaphor. A giant puss filled zit that has always been part of this country. It finally got big enough so we all could see it. It's gross, it's painful, and it's ugly and we have to deal with it. Next time maybe we'll keep our face really clean so it doesn't happen again. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm pretty sure everyone should be voting by mail if they can. He's terrified of it. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 15/09/2026HHS should explain why it cut health research grants in Pa., Sens. McCormick and Fetterman urge share.google/Vy4Fu4I7q4TK... These two can eat an entire bag of cheese dicksshare.googleDave McCormick and John Fetterman press Trump administration for answers on health funding cutsIn an Aug. 25 letter to HHS Secretary RFK Jr., the senators requested a briefing on the decisions and expressed concern over the impacts of abruptly ending health research projects. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Until we limit absurd individual wealth absurdly wealthy individuals will continue to limit us. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Donald Trump is going to ruin the Republican party for a generation and for that I am thankful. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Apparently making it incredibly easy to get information on anything makes everyone dumber. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026There's going to be this moment when Trump's usefulness to the ultra elite will end and we will know that exact moment when corporate media begins to DESTROY him. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The first thing I check when I get out of bed is to see if that giant dumb orange asshole has finally dropped dead. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026One day Americans will realize they don't have any money because the people with all the money have it. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"Pop-pop were Americans really that crazy and stupid in the 20's." "Yes they were Billy, yes they were." 001
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026A woman who one gives a lifetime of commitment, labor, love, and finances to will never even come close to the incredible mind blowing sex one gets from a complete stranger for three hundred dollars. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The most interesting thing about assholes is that they always fail to recognize each other. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 09/09/2026All religions are based on the game of telephone. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 09/09/2026That giant snowball of dumb and crazy still has about three years till it reaches the bottom. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 08/09/2026There will come a time when technology and capitalism will become incompatible. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I was using my milk frother and was thinking that this one sucks and I want a better one. I never said it out loud. I never looked one up on eBay or Amazon. I literally thought it and now there are milk frother ads on my YouTube feed. WTAF is happening? 001
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Absence makes the heart grow fonder unless it takes so long one stops giving a fuck. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Socialism in this country is never taken seriously until capitalism shits the bed. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Nothing gets better until the nice people stop being so. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It seems like the only people that aren't shit are the ones who realize people are. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The reason love sucks is because it's not a choice. 000
Swish Bishop @swissbishop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026That's because cops are shit.share.googleCities begin turning off Flock cameras after at least 50 officers charged with misuse 000
