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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 12h

My Perthlings are a wonderful bunch. Even with a nightmare delay to my flight home, it was a very special week. 🙏🥰💋

Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s the beginning of Gig-Pig-tober!!! 🥳🥳 I have been waiting for this month to come around to spend some long evenings listening to wonderful music and watching amazing shows with some lovely, generous souls. Cheers to you all! 🥂💚💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Having naughty thoughts about all the shenanigans that await me in Perth next week. 🥰🤤💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A lunch date in bed? Oh yes indeedy. 🤤🥰💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Is this a smirk? A self satisfied grin? A bit of confident whimsy? I’m not sure but it def looks like I’m enjoying life. Lol 😋😈💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Has been a long weekend of sneaky visits & secret pleasures. Delicious. 🥰😈💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Doing some tour planning today … think I might take my little self off to Wollongong and Newcastle in November. 🤔🥳💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Bringing those Brisbane vibes back to Melbourne. ☀️🥰💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A sneaky late night outcall. Oh Brisbane. 😋😈💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Running around Brisbane, delighting the boys with … various things. Hehe 😈😋💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

A little light lunch - I hear the dessert was sublime. Hehe 😋😈💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It was new hair day yesterday and this was the only pic that I got. Today I am back to frizzy MILFy. Lol 🤦🏻‍♀️😂💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Soft and squishy in gorgeous little pretties. That’s the MILFy way. Hehe. 😋💚💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

A bit of the old leather and lace is always a good choice. 😈🥰💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Stunning day for a drive out to the Yarra Valley with your favourite girl. 🥰 (These are not all my glasses, ai promise. Hehe) 🙏💚💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

🎶 Ruler of my heart, robber of my soul, Where can you be? I wait patiently🎵 A old favourite by Irma Thomas. 💚💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

So good to finally be back in my natural habitat. Thank you to all the lovely men who waited incredibly patiently for me to get better. 🙏💚💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Not dead … just battling winter bugs. Blargh Resting up so I can back to you as quick as I can. 🤒🙃💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Fancy lady for a very fancy bathroom. lol 😈💚💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I have been a little absent this past week - life has been ‘lifing’. Lol Please accept my apologies. 😈😋💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I’m headed to Canberra for the day - always exciting to do an exclusive visit. ☺️ But my alarm went off BEFORE 6am which is still night time, and a bit rude really. I must like him, hey? Hehe. 🛩️🥳💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

My face when a potential client asks me what I do for ‘work’. ☹️🤭💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Looking up at you with my big blue eyes right before I … 🤭 Not real footage though, cause I always, always tie my hair up before I … 😈💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Good night, my lovelies. Hope all your dreams are full of MILFy. 😋😈💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Hope you’ve all had relaxing weekends - I know I have. 😈😋💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I’m officially on my ‘winter break’ when it comes to jet-setting about the country. Lol I’ll organise my next trips for spring time, but until then you’ll find me pulling weird faces down here in cold old Melbourne. 😈💚💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

🎶If this body was a cloud, I’d float so proud The sky would let me be the way I am🎵 💚💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

“Naked & discussing politics will always be my most endearing memory of you 😊”, says my Canberra friend. What else am I supposed to do in Canberra in the middle of winter? I mean, really! Hehe 😈😋💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

It’s not a proper Canberra visit unless I’m being stalked by murder chickens. Lol Their singing is pretty but I’m a little nervous about the dive bombing of eyes. 😳😋💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Such a stunning place to wake up. 🥰💚💋

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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

If you ever quoted @kudelka.bsky.social's Rusted-on tea towel you are legally obligated to donate (or you know, if you are able to, that'd be great)

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

‘Closing the gate on her oldest fears as she had closed the gate of her own fenced yard, she discovered the wings she'd always wished she had.’ Tuck Everlasting, Natalie Babbitt

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Little Miss MILFy has spent her weekend making house calls and sprinkling joy about the town. Feeling super satisfied and pleased with myself. Lol. 😋😈💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Really glad I made it into the city last night despite the murderous traffic. Lol Thank you to the lovely man who took me to see the Tom Waits tribute show. Friends in Brisbane and Adelaide - if you have an opportunity to go I can’t recommend it highly enough. It was fucking amazing! 🤟🏼🙏💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Stuck in the neverending Melbourne traffic - freeway closed and football happening. *sigh* Good thing I have an excellent audio book and a shitty phone game to pass the time. Lol 😒😋💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Better not have a fear of heights if someone invites you to Atria. Just gorgeous food, good company and wow, the view!! 🙏💚💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Took myself for fancy French dinner on my night off! Tres bien! Bon Nuit 🥰💚💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Busy worshipping the ground @TheAliceGrey walks upon. And you? 😈😍💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Packing my suitcase and heading to my Sydney digs today. Will have a quiet night in before the madness begins tomorrow. Lol. 🥳💚💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Feeling like a human again after a full week off work and was back to work this evening. Poor fella. Hehe. 😈😋💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Bugger. My cold has hit me harder than I’d hoped. I’ve cleared my schedule til Monday. Thank you to those who have been kind about rescheduling. 🙏 Back on the #MILFysClassicHits for now. 💚💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Ah, sweet exhaustion after a week of magnificence in Perth. 🥰 Have come home with a bit of a cold so taking a couple of days for recuperation. Back to my antics later this week. 😈💋

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Charlie ‘MILFy’ Swinton @swintoncharlie.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Off to a magical start Perth. Always a joy to visit the West. 💚🥰💋

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