Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If you were a squirrel, I could point @rondellecollie.bsky.social at you for a good hearty chase! 😍😜🐶🐿️🤣 210
Reposted by Swiftwind EagleMith @mithmeoi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026A silly sketch commission for Swiftwind! He should know better than to tease a killer whale! 3459
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Squaaaawk! I probably shouldn't have teased Orchid about being a fish! 😭 Thanks again for the artwork! It's funny and cute! 😂❤️ 110
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I feel like this is a normal month for you since you're a skunk by default! Heheh! Happy Skunktember to you! I hope everyone shows their love and affection for you this month (and every month, tbh!). 😀❤️🦨 110
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 01/09/2026There's always 'Squish September' to make you all flat and compact! 😜🤣 110
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Bwuhahahahah! You look so plucked chicken-like, Diz! 😜🤣 LOVE THE LOOK! ❤️ 010
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 21/08/2026*eyes widen!* Hey! No need to bring me into your plucked turkey TF! 🤣🦃🍗 However, you're starting to look delicious! Bwuhahahaha! 😋😜🤣 020
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Oh no! I missed applying Flat Friday onto you! 😭 I'm now thinking if 'Frozen Friday' is a thing where people get to place their ice foxy friends in an industrial-size freezer and keep them locked in there for the weekend? 😀 We probably shouldn't be too cruel to you like that! 😜 100
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 15/08/2026If all this zapping happened to me, I feel like I would become fried chicken! 🤣😂😭🦅⚡🍗 010
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I've stumbled across your content and thought it was HILARIOUS that you combined toony violence with NSFW themes! 🤣 This is great! ❤️ 110
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I'd love to watch you be on the receiving end of slapstick comedy! LOL! Silly part-time cat / poochyena! 😂 020
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Mandarin ducks make the PERFECT cartoon animal to subject them to INSANE amounts of slapstick comedy! Bwuhahahaha!🤣🤡🦆💣💣🍗 Ducks are hilarious, funny and comedic! 😜🤣 010
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I think you're doing all that zapping on purpose! 🤣🤣😭 110
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 13/08/2026*looks innocent* Um. No one, really! 😇 I didn't think it would be too much of a stretch to convert you from Polargeist to Pokemon. 😂 000
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 13/08/2026We would have to unflatten your disc self first before you could be stuffed into a ball. 😂 110
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Maybe adopt @quilowisp.bsky.social as a new ice Pokemon? You'd just have to squish the foxy into a ball to fit inside a Pokeball. But that means undoing his disc form for Airborne August. Hmm! 110
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 13/08/2026They could power a small neighborhood when the electrical grid goes down! Good to know you electric-types have some societal benefits! 😂 000
Reposted by Swiftwind EagleMelociraptor @likeshine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Swiftwind and his lovely lady Fairwind are experiencing feather fail once more. Rabbits can be devious, yanno! Commission for my friend @swiftwind.bsky.social , thank you so much <3 you know how much I appreciate you! Commissions are open, friends. Check the link in my profile if you're interested! 2307
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Well, that was another painfully humiliating experience. Squawk! It's going to be a LONG walk back toward the nest! 😭 Thank you for the great artwork, Likeshine! I appreciate you too! 💚 020
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Fat... with cheese! Cheese-stuffed mouse! 🧀🐭 Or, we could make you flat! Flat mouse cheesy garlic bread! 🐭🧀🧄🍞 Endless possibiliites! 😋😂😜 220
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Also..... speaking about the Olympics... we gotta get you in good shape if you want to be thrown as an Olympic disc at the 2028 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles! 😁 110
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 09/08/2026You need friends who "lift you up" (... and fling you like an Olympic discus thrower!! 🤣) and not bring you down (... unless it's gravity doing it for you! 😜). Don't think it's been done before -- the "stuck as a frisbee" thing! You're breaking new ground here! 😍 120
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Oh definitely! I'm sure Quilo would enjoy his new life as a flying disc. He has the ability to fly back and forth between his friends! 😇🤣😀 120
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I guess you never need to take these to freshen a fox breath? 😉😂 The fresh-breath product companies are not going to make any money off of you! 😂 110
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 08/08/2026*flapflaps his wings and goes long, waiting for the newly-minted white fox disc to be flung his way* I'm ready to receive it! 😍🦅🐶🦊💿 120
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Is shocking you with an electric eel the equivalent of a person using a heart defibrillator to send electric shocks to calm the heart? Can you be used as an emergency heart defibrillator? 🤔 110
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Sounds like you had an amazing day, Quilo! Better hurry in becoming a disc before the rabbits get their paws on ya! Hahah! 🤣 130
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 07/08/2026You must have an assorted color of fox frisbees / discs to play with? I guess even collies need a break after herding sheep all week! LOL! Have fun turning all those colorful foxes into collie playthings! 😂 (I'm so fortunate that bald eagles are never subjected to such humiliating abuse! LOLOL) 110
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Country foxy or not... a flattened foxy makes for an excellent doormat! 😜 010
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Would be funny if untamed and unruly horses slammed the barn door into you! 😂 100
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Aww! You're feeling left out! Don't worry. There's room for you inside of my beak, too! You would be in the company of all those handsome mice men! lol! 😂 120
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Although, I could see you approaching a barn door to escape from falling rocks... ...only for the barn door to swing wide open and SLAM you against the wall, flattening the silly fox. Bwuhahahahah! 🤣 110
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Aww! I can see that you're gone like the wind! A quick-moving fox who could avoid a falling boulder. Pity! 😂 100
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I dunno. "Flat Fox Friday" has a nice ring to it! It's cute to see foxes lying all flat as if they've been crushed by a falling boulder, safe, piano or anvil. 🤣 110
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 07/08/2026You can all toss a few handsome mouse men my way too! I'll open my beak wide to help catch them! 🤣🤣🤣 🦅❤️🐭 110
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 07/08/2026*giggles!* You're currently safe from any disasters today! Though I wonder if this should change! 🤔😂🦊💥😉 100
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 06/08/2026*eyes widen and SQUAWKS!* Nono! Don't be expediting anything! Hmph! 110
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Have a lot of fun in NYC! I love your sona pic with Times Square! ❤️ 010
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 05/08/2026A crudely-made podium is ready for your acceptance speech. Ignore the hissing sound. It's just static! 🤣 030
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 05/08/2026It's especially impressive when the romantic partner is not an eel! There is a glow in the person that doesn't come from an external electric source. 😂 Silly eel! Always trying to brighten up somebody's day! LMAO! 😜🤣 010
Swiftwind Eagle @swiftwind.bsky.social · 04/08/2026*looks skeptical* I don't think I'm going to fit inside of there! 🤣 230
