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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 1h

Looking forward to all the footage of those people who are miles long.

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 2h

Aw, damn. I thought he was talking about crossing into the afterlife.

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 2h

"And this time I really, really, REALLY mean it. Really."

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

It seems that a "very high IQ" person with a genius uncle would remember someone who's his son's ex-fiancée and also happens to be Gavin Newsom's ex. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

A case of diapers, a portable printer, ink cartridges, and a ream of paper are bulky.

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

This is what happens when you make copies of copies. The quality keeps decreasing.

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

It's difficult to find one if you can't spell it for a Google search. Also not good if a friend suggests it and you angrily reply with, "My teeth are beautiful! I don't need braces!"

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"I will take your questions. Please limit them to topics such my hair care routine, cosmetics, mani/pedi's, wardrobe, and favorite health club."

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Fingers crossed for you all. 🌺 My nephew's wife is in a similar situation with preeclampsia and BP. The baby is due November 20th, but they probably won't let her go full term. Trying to reach Oct 30th before a possible c-section comes into play. It's scary.

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Eseentially all of his public speaking is a really, really bad imitation of an insult comic.

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I presume the ticket price is a mil and you've also gotta buy some of his crypto. And a hat.

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It's not a "could", it's a "does." Gawd, it's stupid.

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You and your silly conspiracy theory about climate change. Hilarious! So quaint!

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

She's the 3rd iteration of a "Ka____" spokesmodel. It's like when you keep making photo copies of photo copies. Each succeeding generation is less crisp.

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Natalie and Walt. The conversation must be riveting.

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My blood boils every time he slams Zelenskyy and casts him as the aggressor. It boils. JFC.

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

She gets a double-word score for infuriating Trump because "no one's ever heard of her" and Elon because she's the "wrong kind" of South African. Bravo, Ms. Pillay. *You* are making a positive difference in the world.

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

He showed you where the ballroom will be? That's great! Tackling the important issues! Field trip to the Reflecting Pool on Monday. Is "name beginning with KA___" now a prerequisite for the job?

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Oh those danged polling numbers. Lies, I tell you. Lies!

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You owe me a lot than 100 bucks, you demented narcissistic idiot. A *lot* more.

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Oh for the love of... there's an endless supply of them, isn't there?

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Mitch responded with a heartfelt "aye", a ✌🏻, and a 1000-mile stare.

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Time in the slammer and chatting with other inmates was a treasure trove of new ideas.

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Spoken directly into his Dictaphone. His girl with the steno pad died 20 years ago.

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Grassley to great-grandson : "Type this up for Pops. Use as few characters as possible. Be quick; I don't have much time left." 💀

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Who ya gonna believe, me or your lyin' ears?"

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"SCIENCE" is spelled with two c's. Most people don't know that.

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

And a Special Certificate, suitable for framing. (At your expense, of course.) Just like the final day at preschool.

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

There's a medal of honor for being an a-hole who threw a 20-strikeout game in 1986? That's new.

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Getting Pete Rose into Cooperstown is 100% worthy of the Nobel. 🤣

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The particular day that I'm waiting for cannot come soon enough.

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

VIII, VI, IV, and VII. (Like he understands Roman numerals.) 🤣

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So... it needed new pipes, but they elected to drain it and slap on some "paint" and leave the underlying problem until, uhhhh, winter? Sure. That makes total sense. Completely on-brand. This comment brought to you by the letters 8, 6, 4, and 7.

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Not Men's Wearhouse? Burlington (Coat Factory)? I figured those would be the type of facility with a factory floor big enough to lay out the fabric and stitch together his circus tents.

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Natalie's very strategic. Buy the temporary spray-on stuff, wash it right out if Gramps doesn't like it. Maybe she's got any array of colors in that Big Bag.

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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When you're a slippery guy, it's difficult to hold onto things.

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