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Ethan Tomlinson

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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
"There is magic in fairy tales and nursery rhymes, but the only movie that matters is Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" - David Tibet, 2026
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Watching the Yankees bring 18 batters to the plate in one inning while midair. I will remember this one
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
LaGuardia doesn't suck anymore? Color me shocked.
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The triplicity of man
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
if Belle and Sebastian ever release a sequel song "Posada, New York Catcher", it will have all been my doing
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
This is how you avoid the Eleventh Sublevel of Suicide, actually
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
From @consequence.bsky.social's footage of "The Pretender", if this doesn't get compressed too hard you can see how the aftershocks of the mosh pit completely dictate my body's movement in a packed crowd with zero control of my own
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
If you bought the Juan Soto clearance sale online right after his betrayal-signing with the Mets, you could have got what ended up being a Ben Rice jersey for 75% off. Here's to hoping the same happens with DJ LeMahieu and George Lombard Jr.
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I've cracked my fair share of Foos jokes over the years, but $30 to see one of the most popular bands in the world on a floor with 750 people is one of the coolest concert experiences I've had. Grohl just has a bunch of good, hooky sing-along rock songs in his arsenal.
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Is this what they call retail therapy?
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Every time I see this album in stores I lament what could have been if I just decided to be near the pit instead of chilling on the balcony the whole time. You can't even make out my face at all
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
They don't call me lightning fingers for no reason
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
2023: The Wedding Present clash at @primavera-sound.bsky.social with Kendrick Lamar 2025: The Wedding Present play MHOW at the same time as the Knicks Eastern Conference finals game 2 2026: Success!
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Plot twist
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Tfw I don't give that Slayter album a 1.5 like I was expected to. Neurosis still needs to stay on top for the culture, though.
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
How many spots on campus were lowkey superspreader events?
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
That day was so fucked that I straight up didn't listen to a single song after 12... not many days in college where that was the case!!!
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
How are you going to start a pitcher who had a 6.34 ERA in Reds Double-A against this offense...?
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The center must hold
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Nationally televised Seawolves wins
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Pretty done with all this Kalshi stuff. Even if I would gladly marry their cofounder
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The 2° weather will not stop me from seeing Hatchie tonight. Love that from her music you'd never assume she's like 6 feet
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Unforgivable.
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I picked one hell of a day to finally cross Natural Snow Buildings' "The Winter Ray" (2004, 2hr 33min) off the checklist, didn't I
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Fiction Factory voice:
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
How long will the Harbaugh ticker on SNY run for?
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
We are Christian Kirk We carry the ball Over the end zone We'll fight for this team
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
unless George Kittle fumbles on the first snap and gets hurt for the rest of the game, it's looking like the season will end here. Losing your top two WRs right before the semifinals will do that to you. It'll make you do desperate things like Colby Parkinson. It was a title contending team before.
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I have to clean my Snapchat storage since they just imposed a 5 GB cap so, coming through the archive now April 14, 2019: Biking through campus at 3 am while blasting Deftones
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
thank you Talk Talk for making today's allegedly impossible Wordle a walk in the park
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Pretty taken aback bc it felt like too much of an institution to ever close. I saw Magdalena Bay there in 2021 a week after their debut album came out, back when they were still small enough to chat up us rando fans at their merch desk. There weren't many of us. It was my first post-covid show.
CD of Magdalena Bay's "Mercurial World" signed by the band members after their 2021 show at Music Hall of Williamsburg.
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
If you think that there isn't a noticeable difference worth upgrading between a 2020 Intel Core i7 MacBook Air and a 2025 M4 MacBook Air, well there is. It still works, I said. It's fine. I don't need a new one til it breaks. Fine, why not. 8 September 2020 – 15 December 2025. It had a good run.
My new 2025 M4 MacBook.The old MacBook in 2024, right after Saquon signed with the EaglesThe old MacBook, brand new and fresh out the box in 2020
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Survive and advance.
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
It's so hard to get four dudes to agree on anything, which makes the rare unanimous decisions even more gratifying
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Crush these damn nerds
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Editor's note: the Mets did not win the World Series this year.
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Eerie camera roll archives from my visit to the Olympics Museum in 2019 – this Olympics ceremony obviously did not happen 368 days later because that was July 2020 and COVID etc. It is spooky to be reminded of how unexpected it all really was.
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I watched this guy play in college back in 2019! At the time he was one of those names you never think you'll hear of again after they graduate from an FCS CAA conference rival.
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Guess which one week I chose to start Jamo???
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Are they touching tips too?
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Sun 5 am: Wake up, Bologna-Milan train Sun 8 am: Milan-airport train Sun 9 am: Airport security Sun 12 pm: Flight to JFK takes off Sun 3 pm (EST): Flight lands at JFK Sun 4 pm: Drop bag home, shower Sun 7 pm: Carissa's Wierd reunion show (unelevated stage + tiny room = no views)
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Sat 6 pm: Trapped on a sardine packed train that refuses to leave the station for 40 mins bc police won't approve departure with this many people. Kicked off train, forced to take bus. Sat 8 pm: Finally arrive, showtime, transcend Sat 11 pm: Mad dash to the bus ensuring my merch doesn't get stolen
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Fri 7 pm: get to Unipol Arena hopefully early enough for a decent floor spot, succeed, bask in glory. Fri 11 pm: realize we're stranded bc the arena is 7.5 mi away from the city and trains end at 10pm. 20k ppl leaving via shuttle is disaster. Many merch thefts occur in the scramble to get on bus.
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Now that it's over I can reflect on the insane PBP of it all. Thu 6pm: Go to JFK directly from work for flight Fri 11 am: Land in Milan, wait in auto border line Fri 12 pm: Malpensa Express train from airport Fri 1 pm: Train from Milan Central to Bologna Fri 4 pm: Get off train, check in lodging
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
There is a nonzero chance that I walked right past PT Anderson on Saturday and didn't realize because I don't know dick about movies and wouldn't have recognized his face even if i did
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Imagine running only one train per hour from the city center to your mega arena 7.5 miles away. Now imagine that train got delayed 35+ mins because it was "too overcrowded to depart" and police had to forcibly remove people off the train. A train that is overcrowded bc there are only 4 measly cars
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
They grow up so fast
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Poetic
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Ethan Tomlinson @sweethant.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
In 2040: "Dad, where were you the night Zohran won?" "Jumping into the Boris pit during Just Abandoned Myself. What a night it was."
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