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Arcadia couple at center of surrogacy scandal arrested, D.A. announces

Holy shit wtf is wrong with ppl? These assholes set up a scam surrogacy company in order to buy 21 children in order to torture them. Like, how do you decide “yes, this is the direction I want my life to go”. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISbA...

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One of the harms is dead children, and I just can’t get behind that.

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It’s foundation repair day in my building. Lots of interesting sounds.

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Lol he has no credibility. He did that to himself.

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Audrey @sweetaudrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I wanna know the details of how it all went down, cos I bet that story is wild. "After receiving information that the suspect was in Japan, Japanese authorities located and detained him and handed him over to Germany at the German side’s request.”

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If some guy came up to me in a bar & said, “Hitler would’ve loved your skin”, I’d be inclined smack him in the fucking face.

Audrey @sweetaudrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“My wife’s skin is great, Hitler would have loved her.” Hooboy that is one fucked up “compliment”. She must be into it since she’s still with him.

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Audrey @sweetaudrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So it’s occurred to me that one of my fluent regulars shows bigoted tendencies. There’s a few things she’s said since I’ve been working with her that are concerning & it’s a pattern. I need to figure out how to teach her in a way that helps unwind that.

Audrey @sweetaudrey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Time to let that blouse slip down your glistening shoulder and let the pharmacist poke you.

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The xmas commercials have begun. There’s no need to do xmas for 3 months.

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It’s astonishing how many people are eager to sign up for the ritual humiliation. Each of them thinks it won’t happen to them, but it does. Every single time.

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I love a good secondary dominant. It’s like getting to the top of the roller coaster just before you fly down.

Good morning. There are so many stairs here, my legs are burning just lookin’ at ‘em. There must be something special at the top.

Audrey @sweetaudrey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

One woman’s mourning dress is another woman’s concert black.

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Audrey @sweetaudrey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

He’s super sensitive about his intelligence. He’s triggered about it all the time.

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Audrey @sweetaudrey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m about to teach a lesson called “What Lives in This Hole?” lmao

My arm is slightly sore. Somebody needs to look into this. Wake up sheeple!!!

got covid & flu vaccinated and now I’m died 💀 thank you for your support during this difficult time

A robot that can drive and swim!

Hahaha oh man this is so depressing.

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Were any of you guys taught in school that camels store water in their humps? I specifically remember being taught that. I wonder what other lies they taught us…

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Audrey @sweetaudrey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I got some feedback on my teaching 💙

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After a super fun rock & roll weekend, today is proper lay about day. 🛌

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Audrey @sweetaudrey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Made it back to Dallas! In the final Lyft ride to take me home to my cat!

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It's gonna be like this for the next two hours. People don't know how to act on public transportation.

I'm taking another muscle relaxer. Fuck this.

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Oh God. Now they're talking about Texas politics. Just kill me now.

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Welp, it was good while it lasted. We picked up a bunch of people in Austin. So the girl sitting next to me & the lady behind me are having a long & loud boring conversation. I've got one in each ear. STFU already.

This right here is why I do not want to drive on i35. The bus & a muscle relaxer is so much better.

Why thank you! It was his first time to go in drag. He did an amazing job with his makeup. He did a green eyeshadow look!

The birthday boy & #1 flute fan 💙

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You haven't seen a room full of gay men go completely bananas until you end your set with Can't Take My Eyes Off You. It was absolutely epic.