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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard)

@sweenmaxine.bsky.social
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I play tabletop games and write fanfic | she/her | adult | 🩷💜💙

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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i feel the most for the white vampires writers, you spend years on this incredibly heartfelt story, win awards for it, and then along comes a hack writer who doesn’t care at all for the character or even the basic timeline of the story and turns him into a sex obsessed pig fucker
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i don’t care about el niño i’ve got too many tickets in my queue to worry about el niño
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
head in my hands i love 10 dance but the evil pedophile billionaire has GOT to go i don’t want to see his faaaace
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it’s really important to me that you know you can dislike new stellar blade x bayonetta outfits without getting into men are from mars women are from venus gender essentialist bullshit
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
soriku date at yummy tummy confirmed
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the dumbest critique of long running stories is “[character] finished their arc so they need to be killed off” you guys know people are allowed to have more than one event occur in their lives right?
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the only problem with the muppet show reboot having heavy involvement and being produced by the blond pop star is i will be forced to endure her singing
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
pausing once again to think "it's weird that the brother podcast dedicates a good 1/4 of every episodes runtime to advertising fast food"
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
crazy to imagine there are people out there who dont know about primo. we need complete global primo saturation. everyone must become a primochamp going on primoquests and earning primopoints
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it's cause you always on that damn big pretzel
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the thing about 'easy escapist cozy fiction that isnt meant to be analyzed or thought about' is i have a BRAIN that THINKS and if the book doesnt give me themes and such to think about i will start analyzing why the setting where all women legally must marry never mentions trans people or gays
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
my new resolution for september is stop debating people who call things i like anodyne slop. bioware games are good argue with the wall
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
movies love to give lois lane an arc about how no one respects her and she wants to prove herself, which is both disrespectful to the legacy of the character and a complete misunderstanding of how workplace sexism works
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
and all it took was 13 episodes and all of elena's dignity and several ruin ticks and jonathan's chance of ever going home again
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
orimar/sefa/calavar is so funny because two of them are living their soulmate true heart bond polycule dreams and one of them is so mad about the love triangle he’s been trapped in he’s going to shoot orimar
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
primo is transitioning ftmtyaoitop so they’re removing his butthole tomorrow
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the hero’s journey is not as universal a story as george lucas and joseph campbell believe but i can always tell when an author is writing from it because our noble hero takes a 20 chapter diversion from the actual plot to bone a sorceress
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i’m inventing a new trio for kh it’s kairi aqua and axel they’re the training arc trio and they get ice cream together after every mission
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
thirsty sword lesbians has less homosexuality and less sword fighting than dungeons and dragons and i mean that in the most derogatory way possible
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
funniest ship drama posts are the ones going “i don’t understand how other people can’t see that my ship is 100% endgame and they’re delusional idiots for shipping anything else” it’s because they dont ship it bestie
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
cracking up over the time i nearly got into a debate with a friend thinking mickey mouse made a partition in the journal for data sora and data riku to live in before realizing that was actually just the plot of a doujin i read
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
if xion had a joke weapon in days that wasn't a copy of roxas' i think it would be a big shrimp
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
if you start lying and claiming fields of mistria characters are monosexual i’m stealing something from your house!!!
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
strahd fans to astarion fans hearing the author of the novel doesnt like astarion and didnt even finish his romance
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
where do the people stand on oven wanderer/gingercraven yaoi? it’s a yes right
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
realizing the hypothetical future where MNI gets a Fandom and people start shipping uno and atom
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
IF FACE MY FEARS HAS NO FANS I AM NO LONGER ON THIS EARTH "oh but skrillex is cringe" I SIMPLY DO NOT CARE ABOUT THIS I AM A GROWN ASS ADULT IT IS NOT 2014 ANYMORE
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
*dragging my bloody corpse through the streets* need money…need money…for patreons…
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
was circe turning those men into pigs bad manners? perhaps, but i bet they didn’t piss her off after so maybe they needed to be taught a valuable lesson
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the recent hate for Paris (of troy) has me scratching my head because agamemnon is at least as much of a dipshit and he doesn’t even have the excuse of being raised by goats or whatever
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“i’m no better than a man” is the kind of self deprecating ‘humor’ that ultimately only serves to reinforce the idea that queer love is inherently degenerate, that being attracted to someone is evil, and being open with your sexuality is impolite.
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
you simply will never get me to agree that ARR is no longer relevant to the lore, how is the part of the story introducing the concept of tempering, garlemald, and graha tia not relevant to the lore
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
my most petty reddit thing is i automatically downvote all ads because i hate that they disguise them as normal posts to trick me into reading them
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
actually it makes me so mad that in a certain fantasy authors story the “heartwarming love confession” is dave bautista wishing to date milla jovovich and not wishing for her to be free of her curse like fuck off how are you less respectful of women’s autonomy than disneys alladin
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
im honestly shocked that they made a movie about mila jovovich fighting giant monsters so boring
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
a certain fantasy author is allergic to writing a women society respects or a religion people believe
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
its make a terrible comic day, i can tell because i keep seeing beautiful amazing comics everywhere
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
you should always create fix-it fanfic out of love and passion for a work, i see people making fanfic for something they hate and it’s just perplexing. why are you wasting your energy on that? go outside! each a cucumber with salt!
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
i used to be mad at ndmc haters for not playing the games, but after seeing a few eps i’ve realized they’re not even watching the show
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
(okay last one (lying)) pretty ironic to complain about ndmc’s portrayal of lady after what happened to all the non-nico women in dmc5
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
okay proper ndmc positivity time - music is great - the vergil and mundus stuff is very interesting, even if it’s not very subtle (it’s dmc tho) - i love 💖 lady - anti war messages are cool and based - the plot got me intrigued
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
you can’t actually scare me with “what if netflix danlady are nero’s parents” because i know how much people love art of them raising baby nero and i find 99% of dad vergil content trite and ooc
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
i do not respect all Lady fans, some of you are very misogynistic!
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
sometimes you read a take so empty headed you want to revoke the persons right to watch any television whatsoever, clearly they can’t handle things more complex than youtube shorts
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
steins;gate reboot now with 60% more sexual assault of trans women
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
people hype up a certain director with “he made his crew hike up a mountain! he exhausted the cast and crew! he made them film in freezing rain!” and all it makes me think is he’s a genuinely evil person
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
after thinking long and hard about it ive determined my problem with cake/fork fanfics is its just too cutesy wutesy for what is basically pseudo cannibalism
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
people will get into arguments and send hate over stories that aren’t even good enough to be worth doing all that
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
we will never escape fucking “playersexual vs pansexual” discourse and it makes me want to tear my hair out
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Maxine (1 days to The Veilguard) @sweenmaxine.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
i genuinely don’t think it’s a problem that sweet pool has no religious guilt coming from youji, it would feel pretty absurd for him to go “i was kidnapped but my REAL problem is i have a crush on a BOOOY and my high school religion teacher says that’s NAUGHTYYY”
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